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Halsey Rippin’ Lines in a Bikini of the Day

Halsey’s got a pretty good ass…I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just as Ariel Winter and other fat chicks… She’s in a bikini, in Miami, being lame as fuck on a boat for the paparazzi, dancing around like an idiot – because like all girls her age…she loves the attention… So Halsey is the voice you’ve probably heard on at least on shitty radio song that she’s not the star of….you know the featured vocal playing the girl part, because she networked with a couple of dudes who created a viral music, that EDM shit….making videogame music for half retard ADD kids that are now the mainstream…. I used to go to raves because I would drink all night and it was the only place to go – and those raver kids were fucking odd in the late 90s…computer coders, weird awkward girls, all in costumes….but in the 2017s…it’s a bro filled instagram cesspool of shit party….that make girls like Halsey and I guess street drug vendors money.. The world is too weird for me….but here she is in a bikini raging… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halsey Rippin’ Lines in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Selena Gomez New Face For Coach of the Day

Selena Gomez is some real fucking bullshit…but I do like that she’s actually had a Kidney Transplant, even if she was destined to die, but too rich to die, which in and of itself is unfair…but at least she had that Kidney Transplant so that we know her disease is actually real…prior to that, I just assumed she was angling it to get sympathy from people, like she did with her She’s been cast for this campaign with COACH, paid a lot of fucking money she likely doesn’t actually deserve, but that she gets thanks to a series of events, or lies, from a mother who whored her to Disney as a kid, to having a lot of followers on social media after sucking Zuckerberg dick to getting sympathy from all for a disease and now an Organ transplant…it’s just a good management team, PR Team, and hustle, while she sits back and lets it all happen….. All you need is thatbasic marketing team that go for the easy solution, thanks to laziness…with lots of budget who are like “let’s choose Selena Gomez”…when no one ever actually cares about Selena Gomez…..except maybe the people she houses for their organs like a crazy person she likely is…she was raised in Hollywood you know. The post Selena Gomez New Face For Coach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day

Selma Hayek was at a film festival, because she’s a famous Mexican actress who made it in America based on her talents alone, I mean that and her ability to be sexually harassed until she has to rat out her pervert aggressors after the money has long been in the bank, because these tits, that she’s very liberal with, and has been her whole career because she knew they were key tools in Mattering…..are seductive…but as we’ve learned…just cuz a ho is a ho is a ho – doesn’t mean we’re allowed to offer them career advancement for sex…even after they accept…but decide 10 years later it was a bad choice cuz it’s too far gone to go back on and take away from her.. All these people – nuts. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image. Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns… The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do… I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps… I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream. The post Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day

Taylor Hill is some All-American looking Victoria’s Secret model, who like all the other Victoria’s Secret models, is tall and skinny the way a woman who gets paid to showcase her body should be…I mean she’s getting paid to be hot, that’s the single thing she’s being paid to do, to be a fat lazy pig about it, would be the equivalent of being some middle of the road call center girl, who hates the idea of working…but loves her cats, ice cream and the idea of a romantic getaway one day…. What I am saying is that unrealistic expectations aren’t that unrealistic, when you can clearly see it exists, and if girl wants that million a year to just be herself in images, she sure as hell better have a million dollar body…that she works on… These fat girls move in, like fat girls trying to get a piece of every fucking pie, hence why they are fat…and they try to overthrow what we are into…because they aren’t part of it…cuz they are too lazy to eat well and exercise…. So seeing Taylor Hill in her bikini is great, especially since it’s a skimpy, tight fitting, one size too small even bikini jacked up in her twat that showcases her pussy I dig it…but wish I was digging it out with my teeth.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Awkward Bikini in the Snow Dance of the Day

It’s cold as fuck where I am and I don’t have the resources thanks to not investing all the money I never had into start-ups in 2008 like I was Ashton Kutcher, you know to get a piece of everyone’s pie, making me a billionaire.. Instead I focused on bullshit dog shit money, probably the worst money a site with the traffic I used to get could get, because I just cared about drinking… So that now I can’t afford a nice insulated house with state of the art, or really any heating system.. Instead, I’m in a cold as fuck, damp as fuck, basement with a spaceheater than may kill us in our sleep.. What better way to celebrate winter, and the bullshit that is winter, than see some woman we don’t know awkwardly dance in a bikini for social media.. If you don’t like that’ – here’s a bikini snow angel… The post Awkward Bikini in the Snow Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kimberley Garner In a Bikini of the Day

Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit ass, so that I don’t have to stare at her acne scars, is a reality star from the UK, who I think deserves so much more credit that being some hot body on a reality show, because she has the potential to be so much more, like the hot body on instagram along with all the other hot bodies who take dramatic pictures of themselves on social media in “epic” locations – who call themselves influencers and travel bloggers to divert from the fact that they are just half naked clickbait… I mean I guess what I am saying is that Kim Garner, or Kimmy as she likes to be called in my sexual fantasies, is doing all she needs to be doing as a hot chick in a bikini… Interesting enough – she’s not even that big on instagram despite her hot fit ass…how weird. TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE The post Kimberley Garner In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jen Selter Flashes her Bare Ass Clickbait of the Day

Jen Selter is a very very famous fitness influencer, who is only followed by women to learn about fitness tips and different workout advice, so when she posted her bare ass, something that’s an after-thought when you think of Jen Selter, as no man on the interent is following her feed strictly to see her fit, crazy, probably fake ass…it’s only women tuning in for her helpful life advice… We can’t reduce a self starting, hard working, internet personality who mastered the art of instagram, to just being a ridiculous ass that gets exploited as often as needed to get the numbers up… We must look at her as a life coach, who doesn’t objectify herself or her ass, and this ass flash, a MOON if you will, is just part of her motivational tactics to women, you know like a comparing vaginas or something… Really whether she’s an ass or not, there’s something wonderful about a woman who made money using her ass, it’s empowering, exploitative maybe, clickbait maybe, bottom feeding maybe, but if you end up on top with 10s of millions of people caring about your ass…you’ll be financially well taken care of, without the need to work at a gym training fat fucks….unless they are rich fat fucks paying up… The post Jen Selter Flashes her Bare Ass Clickbait of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30… Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in… Her other claim to fame is that pre – Victoria’s Secret she was doing nude photoshoots for free – in what I guess would be a rags to riches story, like seeing a stripper make it in the mainstream, or a porn chick win an oscar, or a nude instagram model become a rich and actual model thanks to the internet and social media… She’s been posting lots of bikini clickbait over the holidays in Costa Rica, because why the fuck not, she’s looking her best and now has an audience to get naked for on her own terms….anytime she wants cuz she’s officially made it. The post Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cara Delevingne Topless for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Cara Delevingne is some spoiled, entitled, celebrity brat who was dialled into the fashion scene and the exclusive fashion parties at a young age, where she managed to charm people into giving her work…because she was quirky and funny… I guess she’s still at it, because this is a photoshoot for some bullshit Glamour Mexico, you know try to take on the Mexican market now, because they love UK trash trying to be famous in America as an actress trolling, or networking her way to the top – which I guess is working for her cuz she’s working as an actress, I guess it doesn’t take that much talent to make it…you just sort of show up and repeat lines your fed by the guy who ired you hoping you’ll sell tickets to his show.. I don’t like when topless pics don’t have nipples in them…but by definition, she is topless. The post Cara Delevingne Topless for Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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