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Maggie Gyllenhaal Tries to be Sexy for Fashion of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch… She’s crusty, dumpy and like Lena Dunham gets naked… She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me… I did like seeing her pee in Secretary..but that was 100 years ago. Here she is in a Throwback AP shoot trying to be sexy The post Maggie Gyllenhaal Tries to be Sexy for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I wrote that a few months ago, that I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI…And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts. She is not that hot, but she is a Victoria’s Secret model..so she matters…and knows her ass gets hits on social media….and she gets paid accordingly….so post it. The post Sara Sampaio in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists… I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack… I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has… Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it… The post Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists… I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack… I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has… Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it… The post Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day

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Britney Spears is the kind of mom I would want to fuck even if she was my mom…she is really just that good… I guess it’s easy for me to say that I would fuck my mom because she died at a young age and I don’t really have a reference point as to how weird fucking your own mom would be… But I stand by the fact that if I was one of her sons, I would totally try to get the best of her, crawl back in the womb dick first, or even mouth first…ideally when she was totally fucking medicated… I don’t know how old her kids are, so maybe it’s premature to say these things, like maybe they are just little kids and that’s terrible and weird… I do think they are probably in their 20s by now, cuz Britney is old but thanks to being held captive in the open, she’s stayed fit and hot…and here are her bikini selfies I like… The post Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves…. BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS, she was in see through bikini….Kathy Ireland got the cover that year, but Elle Macpherson was jerked off to a disgusting amount thanks to porn not being readily available…. SO…she’s got a place in my heart…she represents a pure, innocent time when models were still hot to me, and not just clickbait clickbaiting on social media for followers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Spreads her Legs for Fashion of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid looks like a rat faced monster to me, even with her face injections and lips…she’s just got that pointy look that makes me want to hide my cheese, call my exterminator, because it’s ultimately, pretty terrifying… But she does have the tits, probably not real titties, but titties never the less, that could be for all we know from her Palestinian roots, because I hear under the capes, those Arab girls got them big old tits, but who really knows…. She does have her long model legs, that she likely inherited by her mom, who was a model, who decided her daughters should be models, because she’s vapid like that, and excited because look what it did for her, it got her a rich husband that led to more rich husbands….and little brats who She’s getting paid by some shoe company to promote the shoes because her sister she mooched off of has faded out and only does a few campaigns, working is for suckers…and the Jenners who the sister mooched off of are too high profile…while the next one in line…the Baldwin…is not quite where she needs to be because the ugly one, this one, Bella, is loving being hot for the first time in her weird looking life…. Here’s the video: The post Bella Hadid Spreads her Legs for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maitland Ward Vagina Shot of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maitland Ward has been the slowest moving pornstar to ever fucking happen.. If this woman at 25, or 30, or however old she was when Boy Meets World just bit the bullet and jumped into nude modeling, when she wasn’t old as fuck, you know doing lesbian porn, or just solo videos in the 90s when porn chicks got paid, she could have had a fucking empire… Jenna Jameson, who didn’t have TV fame to launch her career, would do 12 scenes a year, or 12 fucks a year for her site that she sold for 30 million dollars or more… I would argue that a 1996 Maitland Ward could have been just as big, if not bigger, thanks to the TV coverage….when she was still at her hottest…. But like so many girls she thought she was too good for that, but at 45 years old, I guess realizes that tits get hits, theres nothing wrong with being naked and sex work, and here’s her fucking pussy to prove that…in a “if you were going to show your damn pussy eventually, you shoulda done it when it really fucking mattered”…but I guess you’re never too old to do what you’re destined to do…. And with that, here’s her pussy, looking like a Walmart Cashier… Here’s her Boy Meets World erotica that could have launched her to way more than this…. The post Maitland Ward Vagina Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lady Gaga Got that Thong On of the Day

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I wonder who told Lady Gaga that because she’s able to sing, and manipulate the human race with her song, like some kind of computer program that knows exactly what rhythms or sequences of sounds the brain responds to, because I have never actively listened to a lady gaga song but could probably sing ever single one of her songs – which in and of itself is terrifying…I was watching some bullshit gameshow the other day and the question was to name Taylor Swift songs, I couldn’t do it, but if that was Lady Gaga – I’d be the fucking winner….which is clearly some kind of sorcery, that makes sense, because when you look at her mangled face, it’s obvious she’s a fucking witch but that said….I have no idea why she thinks she should be sexual object, in her sexually liberated, sexual exhibitionist, bullshit…busting out her thong bikini and showing her ass, which I would say is her best feature, an ass I’ve personally grabbed in an era before the Weinsteins and the grabbing a girl’s ass when uninvited was ok…she didn’t even feel my aggressive grabs and the security didn’t notice…because it was minutes before Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am had a fist fight…weird times…but her ass was good then…10 fucking years ago…and she’s still promoting it now…but in no way is Lady Gaga something to ever jerk off to unless you’re weird…she’s an ugly woman, with shameless and stupid tactics that got her seen, noticed, rich…when bitch should just focus on her damn brainwashing songs… The post Lady Gaga Got that Thong On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gal Gadot’s Got the Hard Nipples on of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t buy into the whole Gal Gadot thing, I think she’s full of shit, angling as this feminist leader because she was in Wonder Woman, which in and of itself is just objectifying women, but if you cast a woman director and a woman and pretend it’s women empowerment the Hollywood idiots who think Action Comic Book movies are the answer to all, buy into the nonsense, and thus so do the idiot fans…. The highlight of her is that there’s a conspiracy around Gal Gadot, your Wonder Woman, because of Israel. They are saying that she’s a Mossad secret agent, which would explain why she’s got famous, because why the fuck would anyone give her fame unless there was some Israel based conspiracy… Hollywood is run by Jewish folk, and guilt for being rich Hollywood Jewish folk, would make them keen to partner up with an Iraeli…I used to know a rich girl who dated and Israeli, she was Jewish and her family would go nuts for this guy, anything he said or did they loved, even though he was just fucking the girl cuz she was rich and a way to America…they were blinded by Israel… If she was a Mossad agent, it would make her a little more interesting, but I say she’s just a vapid chick who thinks she’s hotter than she is and her fans are fucking weirdos…and her hard nipples are really all they care about they buy into her overrated nonsens…but here are the nipples…at some film event because she’s legit now…apparently.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gal Gadot’s Got the Hard Nipples on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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