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Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day

Whitney Cummings is probably best known for being a “Hot” comedian….now that it is not accepted to apply a gender to a person like back in the day when she was seen as a “hot” Female Comedienne….oh how the world has changed in the dumbest fucking way… I was never overly impressed with her crass sense of humor because it is easy for girls to make vulgar jokes and seem more shocking or interesting than if a dude was to do it. I just figured if I was a hot woman, and I may be, you’d never know, this is the internet and that would be my best fucking troll…breaking into comedy would be easy. Comedians are losers who practice being funny, which means they likely didn’t get laid before they got famous from practicing being funny, which means that a girl like CUMMINGS who even has an appropriate name for the gig moved in and the world was her oyster…a hot chick amongst nerds trying to be funny…easy target, easy pickings…etc. If you have a dream, it’s easy to make it happen, when you look good. That said, she took her sex, dick sucking, comedy, made some hit TV shows, and is set for fucking life, so it worked out nicely for her. I have said that I hate girl comedians, but it’s never been about whether they can be funny or not. I like girls, I prefer girls to guys, and girls can be funny. I just thought it was reducing themselves to clickbait, when there are far better things they can be doing to reduce themselves to get attention, like getting half naked. As it turns out, women are a versatile species capable of both kinds of clickbait… So here’s rich as fuck CUMMINGS to CUM to. The post Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Hard Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne the most important greasy, gross looking, possibly smelly troll on the internet is out here promoting her book as hard as she can to her fans. She’s using credible people who gave her some co-sign to help elevate her book and if all goes to plan she will be a number 1 NY Times Bestseller – because everything is about internet marketing now, if you can drive the clicks and conversions, you win….and nothing is about substance, integrity or quality…it’s like this book is likely the equivalent of her soaked through maxi-pad in terms of content….but people think it is great, not real people, idiots, her fans, thanks to the overall retardness of the population as a whole. But her nipples are hard….her nipple rings pronounced…it’s a better angle than looking at her face…because hard nips are something I’ve liked since I was young and noticed some big nipples in high school gym class….never been the same since… So this idiot is just a vessel for that…everything else about her is just some serious bull shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Murderer Rebecca Gayheart Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

Rebecca Gayheart’s claim to fame is that she ran down some poor Mexican kid while on her cellphone, probably a really important call with her agent or her husband she produced coke fuel lesbian threesome sex tapes that got removed from the internet…. She killed a fucking kid….and was zero fucking phased by it…instead of doing the time or admitting that she done fucked up, she faught it, proved the kid was at fault. It was pre-distracted driving laws – but still. Boldly showing up at events…and working in movies and doing that whole thing…while little Pablo Escobar Rodriguez Paco is 6 feet under. I wonder if she even bothered giving the mom a cash payout to say “it may not be your kid back, but it’s a million dollars and you have 9 other kids, so whatever”…..you know to appease her guilt…but the truth is she probably didn’t have any guilt after she got off and could play victim for her press tours… Now, at 65 years old…she’s still living….at events…in slutty dresses!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Murderer Rebecca Gayheart Almost Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Woman Uses Dildo on Uber Driver and Other Videos of the Day

Boozed Up Biker Truck and Excavator Backflip Fail at the Pool Explosion at the Workshop Rat Showering The post Woman Uses Dildo on Uber Driver and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day

Camila Cabello is the new Selena Gomez…at least she is trying to be.. I don’t know what these slutty pics of her are for….I am not going to bother googling that…I am more into spreading the good word of the lord and by lord I mean pop culture…America’s real church…and only religion… I do know that Camila Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who made it in America, unlike her cousin ELIAN GONZALEZ …who America put back on the raft he drifted in on….to return him FIDEL…RIP. This girl is living the American dream, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…who are sick, fat and lazy from all the junk food and crippling debt. It’d be a more interesting story if her career wasn’t that of a pop star in a slutty group, turned solo performer, like Nicole Scherzinger…and every Spice Girl except POSH….you know more of a sex worker dying in an alley like a statistic….or maybe just her sucking dick for rent money.. But instead she could sing, started to sing and now sings…. The only interesting angle on her is that her boyfriend, PORTUGUESE SHAWN MENDES, is a queer…so if they do fuck..it’s in her butt…cuz if it was in the pussy hole she’d have a bunch of kids by now cuz Cubans are fertile….solid breeders… That’s all I got on this one. Here she is in Miami living her latina life JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eliza Dushku Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Remember Eliza Dushku ? She is pregnant at 100 fucking years old. The one good thing about this site is that we’ve all got old as fuck together, which mans all you 45 year old fucks will remember Eliza Dushku for being the hot chick in all those popular teen movies before the internet created social media and we had no need to watch shit comedies that were formulaic and dumb for the tits…we could just scroll feeds and leave comments directly on the girl you want to fuck with hopes of not getting deleted… With that advancement, Dushku’s career went to shit and ran back to Boston where she went back to school and laid out her new life….where I guess she has guys cum in her…thinking at 40 she can’t get pregnant….even though I guess you can… I figure I should post this, since no one else gives a fuck about Dushku. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eliza Dushku Pregnancy Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maya Hawke Got Them Tits On of the Day

Maya Hawke at the Once Upon a Time..in Hollywood movie premier ….. I already did a post on it, it’s huge Hollywood news….but the most important thing about the premiere from my extensive research after not being invited to the premiere since I don’t exist is….Maya Hawke’s big titties… The daughter of UMA THURMAN, who Quentin had a crush on in a weird way and cast her in all his movies, meaning he saw this one grow up, they are friends of the family….and Uma may have even been pregnant with Maya on on of Tarantino’s set….so it’s only natural for the stalker, not Uma’s legit stalker who got arrested many years ago and got 3 years probably, but Tarantino and his variation of obsession who cast her in everything to want her baby and her baby’s big tits around to party… If you can’t get the mom, get the 21 year old daughter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maya Hawke Got Them Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kourtney Kardashian Desperate for Attention of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian aka the old one…is doing slutty content in her 40s, because no matter how slutty she goes, it will never be as slutty as Kim taking unprotected black cock up inside her to establish a life for her and her family that is worth billions…from porno career to billion dollar AVON ladies rocking huge brand partnerships and now working in politics cuz the world is fucking nuts, one big confusing sci/fi movie…. There is zero reason why Kim and her family went viral, they should have ended with that porno tape like so many careers died in the past because of that kind of thing, and where so many careers that were dead would get that nail in the coffin from a sex tape, where as these idiots – all of them – flourished and abused all of us with their shit….pretending they are important even though their lives barely matter…. This is all just marketing to further elevate their nonsense….but people like this one, the more wholesome one, who is a whore like the rest of them.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kourtney Kardashian Desperate for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Willow Smith Bikini of the Day

Willow Smith is out here in a bikini…. Not only does she have a silly fucking name, you know like JOSIE CANSECO the dad wants his legacy to be part of his baby girl….even though she’s going to inherit his legacy regardless of the name…and be a total shitty rich kid about it because Will Smith is fucking rich and these kids grew up in Calabassas with the Kardashians and are therefore shit…no matter how many vegan food truck food giveaways they coordinate for the homeless… But she’s also got the ass of a 10 year old boy, something some people look for in 18 year old women….to keep their fetishes within the parameters of the law… The real question is where the hell is DJ Jazzy Jeff…you know cuz parents just don’t understand…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Willow Smith Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Courteney Cox Bikini of the Day

Courteney Cox doesn’t realize it is no longer 1995 and she is no longer on Friends….and it’s not entirely her fault, that “property” or whatever the studios call the shows they own, is still fucking earning. This bitch was getting paid stupid money 20 years ago to be on a stupid show that went fucking viral cuz TV wasn’t fully flooded with Cable channels and the three networks still maintained their power and control… And she is STILL getting paid stupid money….Netflix bought the rights to the show for 100 million dollars and each cast member STILL makes 20 million a year thanks to Re_runs….so of course bitch is still living the glory days, she’s getting paid like it’s still the glory days…plus with all that money comes cosmetic procedures and the skeleton of 20 years ago is the skeleton of now…Same Same shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courteney Cox Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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