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Bella Thorne Got Them Tits On of the Day

Bella Thorne looks like she smells like shit. She’s a greasy and disgusting Disney kid with a social media feed, who is so dialled into popculture, because she is popculture. I would say she’s likely the most influential person on social media besides the Kardashians, and she is equally if not more Vulgar than them, and we’ve seen them get fucked up the ass…. People confuse her cries for attention, her rebelling on the internet with slutty content, her details of her sex life, horniness, etc as being open and honest and empowered, when really it is just clickbait…she is clickbait…and in this era…clickbait is about the depth we all expect cuz we are fucking busy… Here are some olives: https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/BELLA_OLIVES.mp4 JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Got Them Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brittany Snow Bikini of the Day

Brittany Snow is still around and using her tits in a bikini for attention… The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man… The other worst thing about her… Pitch Perfect. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brittany Snow Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Diane Kruger Crop Top of the Day

Apparently Diane Kruger is my German Crush….I wasn’t aware of…because the old broad, like Heidi Klum is out her showing off that this Generation of German woman, who was born a generation after Hitler’s Eugenics program of Ethnic Cleansing, are not tainted by the unfavorable DNA of unfavorable people, because they were killed off… It’s like seeing hot Russian women, it’s always fun even though they have no souls and are very serious and pragmatic, like German women….because you know all the ugly genes died off behind the Iron Curtain. So when you see an old German bitch like Diane Kruger showing off her stomach…in a pair of slutty oversized shots you can assume you see bottom of ass cheek in…cuz if you leave the house, every short is bottom of the ass cheek shorts. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Diane Kruger Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s 22 year old daughter and she’s being all playful and half naked on the internet as all girls do. So thanks to Madonna diluting her genes with her hispanic lover at the time, she’s turned out to be kind of hot, despite looking like she’s pretty hairy….cuz I love bush… I wonder (barely) how fucked up growing up as Madonna’s kid would be….you know with a narcissistic as fuck mom with an insane amount of money and access…it would be impossible for her to be well-rounded or normal in any fucking way – and impossible for her to not be ridiculously spoiled or entitled…never needing to work, always living in the shadow of her mom….but who cares… I think it is collectively more important to look at her young enough body being slutty. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paige VanZant Getting Slutty of the Day

Paige VanZant is fucking awesome…. She is an ass kicker, strong fucking bitch who can kill me, which is hot in and of itself, but there’s something sweet and cute about her.. So I am all for her working the instagram feed the way she should…in provocative poses, teasing us, because when a woman is an athlete, with credibility, her being slutty on the instagram is clearly just for fun, it’s not a huge part of her job, and that makes it more sincere, lest forced, and hot. She’s just out here doing this cuz she likes it, cuz she can, and if you don’t like it, she’ll just choke you the fuck out…. I do not watch the UFC. I don’t do marital arts or appreciate the skill. The idea of man on man in underwear grinding down is a little too fucking queer for me. But when they throw in girls to catfight, shit is like an old fashioned JELLO wrestle and there’s nothing but good in that…so despite hating UFC and the queerity it brings out in men…I like the idea of girls fighting to the death in cages cuz it’s hot…throw in some lingerie…..and it’s hotter. What I am trying to say, but failing thanks to lack of communication skills, is that Paige VanZant is awesome and I am a fan. It doesn’t happen often. But it happened right here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paige VanZant Getting Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a mom of a bunch of kids… She’s been fired from Victoria’s Secret for over a decade now…yes she’s old… She spends her policing her DJ husband and baby daddy, not because he’s black, that’d be racist to say that a black person needs to be policed… He needs to be policed because his model wife he married is old as shit in model years, is zero high profile now that she’s been ousted and forced to retire….a fraction of who she was when they met… He needs to be policed because being a 40 year old DJ who makes millions in Ibiza is still someone 20 year old hot chicks want to fuck…and replacing DOUTZEN would be easy. She lacks confidence, knows she is old, and posts butt shots for praise but that butt looks like a mom butt cuz it is one…..maybe it’s time for another hobby… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Attention Seeking of the Day

This idiot Kendall Jenner Here she is at Wimbledon, who cares.. But she has hard nipples and her ass is out…and that’s the key to fucking success in this world that pretends to not value superficial things like looks or titties but that everyone celebrated like Kendall Jenner are putting out there in order to be celebrated. It’s so confusing to understand the narrative of the times…but that’s to be expected when the people you look up to are muppets. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Attention Seeking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin Nudity of the Day

Ireland Baldwin may not have got her moms genes, but she got that ass from her dad! This is likely a photoshopped ass, which makes it EVEN worse of an ass than you originally thought it would be…. The only real question I have for Ireland, the 7 foot tall celebrity rich kid that her celebrity parents have written off / forgotten or in Alec Baldwin’s case, forced to start a whole new family because his first one was a fail, you know one of those people who rebuilds the farm after in burns down instead of crying about it, while leaving the casualty of the barn fire, in this case Ireland Baldwin to fend for herself with that insurance money the incident gave her. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t, since I went a weird route explaining this G-String ass… For the record, I hate G-Strings and always have….they just make asses, even good asses, look silly. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Wet and Naked Rub Down of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio bores me, but luckily everyone who visits this site is an old fuck dot com, young people don’t read blogs, so as we all age together, it’s nice to look onto the girls who were young ot things when all this blogging shit happened 15 years ago and see how they ended up…you know to point and laugh at how old and disgusting they are…even when they make the 40 year old women in our lives look like real fucking shit, they still are a fraction of what they were at 20….NOT TO MENTION…while I MENTION it….this is the internet, why the fuck should we waste time on an old timer when we’re old and surrounded by old, when we can jerk off to the younger new pussy the way the internet intended when it was created as a masturbation station for one and all… RIGHT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Wet and Naked Rub Down of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Twerk Erotica of the Day

Miley is back to being ghetto again…. It’s not really ghetto cuz she’s a vanilla ice cream, disney mainstream, poptart bullshit that has zero fucking edges… But it’s her rendition of ghetto, that gets the likes, as all the suburban white people are into that shit, they think it makes them more interesting…but really they lack any sort of vibe and bore the fuck out of everyone…except when they do naked / nude / slutty things…in which case we all ignore how lame, try hard, cheesy, it is and say “look, Miley is twerking like it was 2013 again….6 years later…not much better that she was when she first culture vultured the shit”…but still worth watching! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Twerk Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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