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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream…. But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever.. From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tommy Lee Fucking his Girlfriend on a Commercial Plane of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tommy Lee is dating some instagrammer named Brittany Furlan, who I actually follow, yet feel like I’ve never heard of her, because I guess IG doesn’t feed me every whore I follow on the regular, and I guess my brain doesn’t register random sluts I follow when I was drunk, but I do follow her, and I guess that makes her my friend, one sided friend, since she doesn’t follow me back and since I am just 1 of her millions of followers reminding me how insignificant I am… That said, the honeymood sex tape, cure of hepatitis, rocker Tommy Lee who must be hundred, and who must have fucked thousands of women at this point in the game, was traveling with her and they both left the commercial airline bathroom, because it is assumed they fucked, her got sucked off, they did a line of coke together….who really cares, we’ve seen dude fuck Pam Anderson 20 years ago…this is not shocking, life changing, or that interesting… I see regular girls who are horny little monsters all fucking day, every fucking day, everyday girls fucking in bushes in the park, jerking off in cars, it’s out of control – porn generation shit…that just seems logical when the girl involved looks like a porn chick and the dude involved is already a seasoned pornstar in his spare, rich as fuck, rockstar time off…I mean…that’s the whole point of being a rockstar… Amazing the places social media can take you…I mean…without it..she’d probably still be working the strip club somewhere, not fucking rockstars… Here are some of her social media pics… The post Tommy Lee Fucking his Girlfriend on a Commercial Plane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone… I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim… It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis… She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn. The post Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box… It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version. The post Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH… Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her. Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits. The post Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

And so it begins… Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off… I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks… I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level.. KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL… She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot… The post Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

And so it begins… Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off… I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks… I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level.. KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL… She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot… The post Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate… Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now… The post Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate… Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now… The post Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Nudes of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is a dumpster….and she’s in some strategic nude photos shot by her sister’s bff…leveraging…even though we have seen her actually nude…she’s bullshit….a product of her sister’s porno and her mom’s pimping…but for some reason she’s “fashion” and not gutter trash…I guess that’s what happens when you’re rich and your dad gets a sex change…you know “ON TREND”…or maybe it’s all some illuminati distracting us with bullshit….bullshit…but the real issue and concern is why hasn’t she released a sex tape too…too good for that, now that one sister did it the others don’t need to, fuck that…I want penetration. It’s only fair…it’s only what’s right….not this posing bullshit. The post Kendall Jenner Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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