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Jessica Simpsons Tits Turn 39 of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Big News. Big Tits, Jessica Simpson is nearly in menopause….it is just around the corner….so you can fantasize about cumming in her and not getting her knocked up soon enough…the nice old dry mom pussy vibe….but when I see starlets, all I want is to K-Fed her… Those mom tits are on another level of absurd..sloppy and life changing if you were to choke on them….which you won’t unless you kidnap her – you weirdo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Simpsons Tits Turn 39 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Instathot of the Day

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Armouanth is some slutty gamer girl…. She may not be a Belle Delphine selling her herpes bath water…but she is a reminder that gamer girls are basically cam girl sex workers who realize that nerds pull out their credit cards and that nerds are the best damn audience and fans to have for financial reasons… All you need to do is cocktease them….and give them the most minimal amount of attention…and they freak out cuz that’s how nerds function. Clever sluts. They are all around us. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Instathot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day

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This Alexandra Daddario bitch, is not just a bitch because of her vagina that makes her one by default, ask any VET they will tell you the same. She’s a bitch because she’s had a total misuse of her tits the last few years…. It’s like she came out with a bang, huge attention generated from her tits, the fuckers basically went viral….all thanks to True Detective. It made her fans, it got dudes jerking off to her, it was a solid strategy… Then she booked Baywatch, where she squeezed her tits into a red bathing suit….instead of pulling out the tits like she did on TRUE DETECTIVE…because she got arrogant…and we were forced to see that without the tits out she’s average at best. Like slut it up a bit…doesn’t she know why she’s here…or more importantly, why WE are here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions. I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka…. You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener… This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day

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Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there. It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation…. She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots. I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do. The post Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day

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The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed… When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers… Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariana Grande Blackface of the Day

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Ariana Grande is in Blackface, cuz that’s her aesthetic…The most tanned white girl around…looking like she didn’t kill Mac Miller with his opiates…even though she probably drove him down that road….looking like she didn’t help the bomber at her concert that killed off her fans…even though we all know she’s fully responsible for it… I find very little attractive about the skinny midget with the big fake hair….even in her half naked posing I see a woman hating on America…calling Americas disgusting like that lesbian Soccer player….who doesn’t realize if she was in another country…she’d be stoned by her family…so maybe America isn’t so bad, you dumb white fuck. Not that it has anything to do with Ariana Grande or her love for big cock…..some black cock….some weird SNL cock…but she’s still fucking trash. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariana Grande Blackface of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Serena Williams Booty of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love female tennis….and Serena Williams may be a great tennis player. A star….a Super Star even….who bought herself some nerd who created Reddit and made him cum inside her….but I don’t consider her a female tennis star. That’s just the league she’s in….because she’s also terrifying while female tennis players are supposed to be dainty in skirts while hitting balls at least they were before this came along and elevated the sport. Maybe it is because or strength, in some powerful woman shit, and I am sure some people, like the Reddit guy have that fetish of being smothered by a big woman….but from my perspective….it’s unfair advantage, trans before trans was a thing, she’s a man, before Amanda Bynes went crazy…Ladybugs before Rodney Dangerfield and Jonathan Brandis were dead….the guy, dressed like a girl, to excel at the sport…but apparently, based on her baby making, she’s got a pussy and woman parts…and she likes to do woman things and dress up like a woman and this is the end result of that big ol’ mom ass doing weirdness… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Serena Williams Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin Bra of the Day

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7 Foot Tall Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she is a celebrity kid and that she doesn’t need to put in as much effort as those broke ass girls on instagram out there trying to be famous cuz they don’t have famous parents or famous last names…. She just knows that she can walk around in a bra and that’s enough to get people talking, because they have an interest in her last name….which is basically zero effort seeing as she doesn’t even need to get dressed to properly execute it. It just doesn’t look very good. It is sloppy in weird way but I am still her number one fan. I’d like to be her manager. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elena Anaya Naked of the Day

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Elena Anaya is some actress in a new show called JETT… She is a Spanish actress whose career started in 1995. She starred alongside Antonio Banderas in Pedro Almodóvar’s The Skin I Live In, for which she won the Goya award. I just cut and pasted that from WIKIPEDIA. Something I do now that I’ve been corrected on THIS MICHELLE BITCH not being on LOST…but assuming she was…and making a real ass of myself in front of my friends… Here is Gaite Jansen naked in the same show.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elena Anaya Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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