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Bella Thorne Sad Titties of the Day

Bella Thorne posted this bolt on tit pic along with a caption about being sad, which she can cure by having an opiate overdose, you know make some real noise about things as nothing cures sadness like suicide….not that I am a suicide advocate, but if you’re tired of feeling a certain way, it is a viable option, a shitty viable option, I prefer the just going out through drink and being an asshole to everyone..some Leaving Las Vegas inspired suicide…you know when you actually don’t give a fuck, it’s very liberating and emotions don’t come into play like sadness.. I think it is safe to assume this sold to Disney as a kid because her parents don’t love her but love fame…has no feelings or emotions…and is a shell of a person looking for IG likes….when she’s out here trying to pretend she’s a real person and not some attention seeking robot….while posting “FREE ASAP ROCKY” who is in jail in SWEEDEN for ASSAULT…because he ASSAULTED someone and should be in jail…typical thing idiots protest when they see one of their own disrespecting a fucking country. Either way, her bolt on tits. The post Bella Thorne Sad Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar getting slutty on Instagram…because that is what women seem to be coded to do, not just on instagram but in all aspects of their life, it is how they get ahead, even when they pretend it’s not, and I think that it is a glorious thing, at least when the women doing it aren’t fat…even though nowadays fat girls are using their sex appeal to perverts and fetishists alike to get what they want out of men…and I guess so are old moms, like Sarah Michelle Gellar…BUFFY to you fan boy nerd fucks who are still around from that era cuz you’re too scared to kill yourself like you probably should… I figure at any age, a slutty pic for likes to feel more desired or validated is perfectly socially acceptable behavior…if you’re skinny enough and Sarah Michelle Gellar or SMG as she prefers to be called is pulling it off….despite all the odds being against her…and by all odds, I mean no odds, she’s old but she’s also rich and famous…so she can overcome. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maya Hawke Love Magazine of the Day

MAYA HAWKE is a reminder that Ethan Hawke has cum inside Uma Thurman at least once…and that beautiful, almost homosexual cuz Uma Thurman is like a man…a man that created this spoiled, entitled rich kid who I guess is trying to be a hip and cool model or actress on social media…doing some press which I am sure is very hard for her thanks to her big Uma tits, without the big UMA everything else cuz Uma is big….but more importantly…her big Uma trust fund and big Uma connections. I do like Ethan Hawke as an actor, so staring at his daughters tits, makes her tits more important than other tits that lack that Hollywood association…so I get why the kids of the rich and famous…get where they get doing pretty simplistic things.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maya Hawke Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Pussy From the Back of the Day

Sarah Hyland is staying relevant by posting a sheer dress in the sunlight…all backlit and high concept. Not bad for a rich dying girl with a genetic disease that has given her more than one Kidney like she was Stevie Wonder… I guess when you spend your days on social media, noticing hot girls doing half naked shit and getting attention for it, it’s only a matter of time before they end up trying it out themselves, especially when they are celebs who love attention and who spend their lives fighting to get in front of people, when all they need to do is this kind of content…slutty always wins, even with the weirdos who have spent their lives on TV making millions…what they want is what all the insta THOTS got…and it’s pretty easy to get….just get NUDE or “nude-ish”… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Pussy From the Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day

Michelle Monaghan …. I never watched Lost…so this lost in the wilderness in a bathing suit with no beach…just for the sake of being in a bathing suit for social media….does nothing for me… But I do this for you man…and I know you committed to that show like so many people did and this was the hot chick on the show…which is the key to success of any show….you need the hot chicks…and even when they aren’t hot…if they are the only girl on the show they slowly become the hot chick of the show…since we are all perverts and sexualize everyone…and everything… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Monaghan Anal Sex Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shay Mitchell Pregnancy of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a pretty clever rich kid who got into acting thanks to being a rich kid. First she made it from her mansion in West Vancouver…a rich neighborhood…to Toronto…where she got cast in Degrassi….where she may or may not have had sex with Drake….then she moved onto Hollywood, leaving Canada behind as these people do once they officially make it in the big leagues of America…which Pretty Little Liars was….and sh was able to build out and grow a massive social media reach because of it.. In being enterprising or current or smart she decided that was a good thing to focus on in her acting downtime, becoming an “Influencer” means controlling her content and imag whil getting all kinds of money for brand deals..all while going on all kinds of epic trips because that is what these people do… So she does well for herself, and is now knocked up by another Canadian who used to be a VJ on Much Music…because I guess she had a childhood crush on him, or maybe Canadians in America stick together….or maybe this is just how love and building families work…I don’t know, I just know she’s got a nice tan in her bikini and despite finding pregnancy gross, I like what it does to tits, before the breast feeding is done and the titties deflate… Yes, my life is one big tit joke, a simplistic tit joke no on laughs at. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shay Mitchell Pregnancy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Archie Harrison Christening Photos: Royally Adorable!

For Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, it’s official. And also so gosh darn precious. On Saturday morning, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle gathered their loved ones at Windsor Castle for a special religious event about two months in the making. We’re talking, of course, about the Christening of Royal son Archie, who was at the center of a blessed event that brought together friends, family members and even rumored foes. Among the most notable attendees? Doria Ragland, Markle’s mother, as well as Prince William and Kate Middleton, Markle’s supposed blood rivals. As seen in a family portrait shared on Harry and Meghan’s Instagram account (above), Prince Charles and wife Camila, Duchess of Cornwall were also there… along with Princess Diana’s sisters Lady Sarah McCorquodale and Lady Jane Fellowes. What an amazing image, right? And the same can be said for the one of Meghan and Harry down below: “This is a beautiful milestone and they are excited to share it as a family first and then with the world,” said a People Magazine source of Harry and Markle, who wore a white Dior dress to her son’s christening. As for the official caption affiliated with these brand new family pictures? This is what the Palace wrote of the Christening online: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are so happy to share the joy of this day with members of the public who have been incredibly supportive since the birth of their son. They thank you for your kindness in welcoming their first born and celebrating this special moment. Their Royal Highnesses feel fortunate to have enjoyed this day with family and the godparents of Archie. Archie came into the world on May 6. Two days later, he made his public debut when his famous parents strolled out in front of a select number of journalists and posed for a few gorgeous photographs. Since this time, Markle has remained on maternity leave and the couple has mostly kept themselves and their son far away from the spotlight … much to the irritation of some British citizens. Meghan and Harry’s desire for this privacy has been met with a great deal of criticism from those whose tax money helps fund their home and lifestyle. The Duchess and Duke of Sussex have offered just a scant few glimpses of their son since his birth in May — and the public has yet to see his full face. The former actress and her red-headed soulmate also continue to break from recent royal tradition, in this case NOT publicly announcing the names of their son’s godparents around the time of his Christening. Moreover, Markle and Harry will soon whisk Archie off to Africa . But, hey, at least we’ll always have the snapshots above, right? They’re adorable. View Slideshow: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Share Never-Before-Seen Wedding Pics on 1-Year Anniversary

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Teyana Taylor Thong of the Day

Teyana Taylor is the hot girl from Kanye videos…who is out there being hot… She’s the kind of black girl I would want to go to police academy to become a mall cop…since I won’t past the physical….but mall cop man…that’s the fucking dream…parked outside the Victoria’s Secret motherfuckers….where I’d arrest Teyana Taylor…. Police brutality her, show her how much Black Lives Matter with my seed….strip search, cavity search, get as deep as I can…. Nice level of trashy….with the trashy tattoos and thong bikini..awesome… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Teyana Taylor Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tallulah Willis Erotica of the Day

She’s one of the hipster daughters of Demi and Bruce – who isn’t RUMER Willis…. She normally poses naked with her sister SCOUT, but I guess SCOUT was busy spending her allowance shopping that day… Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal…..not that they are actual hippies..they are rich as fuck, raised rich as fuck, but for some reason think they are down to earth..you know stepdad Ashton would walk around dick out…. This is her ass…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tallulah Willis Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha American Pride Booty of the Day

BEBE REXHA wants you to know that American Pride by showing off the BOOTY…. She may have Albanian Parents….but she wants you to know she got the US Passport. She is not some immigrant stealing your jobs, her parents were… She’s just the fat ass daughter of the immigrants living that American pop star dream despite being fat, despite being 30, because we live in world where all whores can succeed if they try hard enough. THis is trying hard enough! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha American Pride Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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