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Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day

In my line of work, and yes we can all agree that this is hardly work, and sure it’s time consuming and I make millions upon millions of dollars…and meet so many amazing and high profile people without ever having to leave the house…but it’s something I do…and in what I do….getting an email with these pics from Phoebe Price herself…is like a priest getting a phonecall from the pope, or god, before being told to rape boys…it’s like getting a call from Elvis, it’s like getting a call from the President, well pre-Trump president, because they were less accessible… What I am saying is that it is a HUGE fucking deal, even if Phoebe Price is not a huge deal, the reality is that she is to me. She was using the paparazzi to get in magazines before social media, and she made more of a name of herself than if she hadn’t, in what was clever and shameless marketing, that she continues doing, because we didn’t always live in a world of fame whores and attention seekers, there was a time when it was reserved for a select few…. Now you still may not know who Phoebe Price is, but I do, and she’s wonderful….fascinating, a cultural icon, a part of the zeitgeist that you don’t even know she’s part of because she’s just that good. I am a fan in fact…I am a servant to her and her hustle….she’s ORIGINAL GANGSTER….but unfortunately she’s never released a sex tape for me to jerk off to.. The post Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day

Kylie Jenner has had so much plastic surgery – she is no longer considered human – like her dad/ mom… But unfortunately, she hasn’t taken Kanye’s mom’s lead on the plastic surgery hustle…and died in a procedure… Not because I wish death upon cunts that don’t deserve celebrity according to me, but because I know she’s doing nothing good for society when girls think looking like this is NORMAL….kill her off even if the damage is done and face injections are fucking everywhere on everyone… The post Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day

Kylie Jenner has had so much plastic surgery – she is no longer considered human – like her dad/ mom… But unfortunately, she hasn’t taken Kanye’s mom’s lead on the plastic surgery hustle…and died in a procedure… Not because I wish death upon cunts that don’t deserve celebrity according to me, but because I know she’s doing nothing good for society when girls think looking like this is NORMAL….kill her off even if the damage is done and face injections are fucking everywhere on everyone… The post Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katie Holmes is a Fucking Robot of the Day

Katie Holmes, the Robot who was built or held captive by Tom Cruise is out there showing off some cleavage…because now that she’s fucking black dudes like Jamie Fox, she feels like she’s got some soul to her hips, some sex appeal, like any fat girl you see with her half black kid on a flight to Jamaica to meet daddy…it’s like amongst the white folk they are just the fat chick no one wants, not that Katie Holmes is fat, but you know what I mean she would have been put out to pasture if she was a living and breathing entity, but her case she’d be sold off for parts or scrap metal…but her she is with titties out and a “look at me I’m hot and people like to fuck me” attitude… I guess it is some machine learning…in the android simulation flesh…. You know after having your soul tampered with by Tom Cruise for so long, it’s probably nice to feel as close to alive as your robot self can. TO SEE THE REST OF the PICS CLICK HERE The post Katie Holmes is a Fucking Robot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter – Hard Nipples Slut of the Day

Krysten Ritter has nipples…and they are hard…. What a slut… A temptress heathen harlot slut….with a little goth to her…as she’s aging…cuz that face is starting to look old.. Lucky for her she plays a comic book character…and fans of comic books fucking love the vagina in those comic books…and by default the people who star in the TV, Movie or Nefflix version.. Either way..what a slut with those slutty hard nipples.. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter – Hard Nipples Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Mom Butt Allergies of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a mom….that means she let a dude cum in her. What a slut… But maybe she’s more of a whore than a slut because whores sell their bodies and she’s made a career getting paid to stand a certain way half naked – up on some fetish model shit – only better paid because this fetish sells underwear to the mass market… Either way….what a slut… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Mom Butt Allergies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day

This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover.. If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender…. The Olympics would be worth jerking off to. That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports… But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it….. The post McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Nipple in a Video of the Day

I’ve seen pics of this video shoot before, but for some reason it’s all over the place today, and in trying to keep up with trends in celeb tits, tits we’ve already seen, of a celeb who is now old and fat, here’s Rihanna Nipple, because like Rihanna, we can pretend it is 10 years ago, but unlike Rihanna, we won’t be getting paid stupid money for it… Here are some bonus, if you can call them that, paparazzi pics of her in what could be a see through type maternity dress for the slutty pregnant chicks out there..you know who you are… The post Rihanna Nipple in a Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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We Are All Going To Remember Christa B. Allen From Now On

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Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, social media entity, that has been pushed out there by her mom because they new she had potential as a skinny girl with big tits to lure people like Bieber into signing her – as long as he saw her….so they turned to social media and hustled..creating her personal brand that has done so well for her that she feels like she isn’t obligated to show her big tits that happen to be the only thing people actually care about when it comes to her….weird really.. I guess this is what happens when people become bold…confident…cocky….entitled…less eager….comfortable…and test what happens when you think you’re unstoppable….. The post Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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