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Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, social media entity, that has been pushed out there by her mom because they new she had potential as a skinny girl with big tits to lure people like Bieber into signing her – as long as he saw her….so they turned to social media and hustled..creating her personal brand that has done so well for her that she feels like she isn’t obligated to show her big tits that happen to be the only thing people actually care about when it comes to her….weird really.. I guess this is what happens when people become bold…confident…cocky….entitled…less eager….comfortable…and test what happens when you think you’re unstoppable….. The post Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day

In case you were wondering….Ariel Winter is still dumpy… I hope you weren’t wondering that….because I like to think you’re a sophisticated person not even aware of who Ariel Winter is…. You know the kind of brilliant mind who comes to visit my site for my compelling, yet flimsy, useless, yet inspiring, commentary that doesn’t fucking matter….you know as part of your thesis on where the internet has gone wrong or some shit…because you’re smart…and focused…driven and an earner…you have yachts and you fuck models.. Unfortunately, you’re more white trash, woman hating, half retard pervert who still has cable, and who doesn’t know how to read, but instead just knows how to spell “show me your tits” and “send nudes”…..to girls who ignore you because they don’t know how you got their number…and find you weird…when you stare at them on public transit, the mall…or at the shitty job you work… You know exactly who Ariel Winter is because you’ve been jerking off to her pot belly and newly shaped tits for her young adult life… Creep. Well, you’ll be glad to know she’s in a crop top, that’s really a regular size shirt, but it can’t quite make it past her belly and she can’t admit she’s an XL not a XS…you know…girl problems… TO SEE THERE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan of the Day

I am a Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan….. I’ve never met a celebrity kid I didn’t like….not that I’ve ever met any celebrity kids, but you know what I mean, as a general rule, even the most terrible is still worth watching because they have this weird internal conflict from being spoiled as fuck, knowing they have really famous dads….which gives an entitled ego….while hating themselves knowing they aren’t as famous as their parents and that people only pay attention to them because of their parents…not to mention, since they have celeb parents or parent, they often times look good because of solid genetic modifcation…two hot people making some super human through breeding…like they are horses…yet still hate themselves while knowing they look good because they aren’t their parents…not to mention their parents are often times narcissistic assholes so into themselves that they have no time for the kids, but throw money at the kids, making for a very weird situation…I generally want to have sex with…. But this LILY ROSE DEPP girl…she’s fucking great…I don’t care who her parents are, or how bratty she is as she does the LA thing, and I’m not some closet case Depp fan…I just know a hot 18 year old rich kid when I see one…and for that reason alone…I suggest we collectively jerk off to her like we were Edward PENIS Hands…no homo… She’s flashing panties, which isn’t as much of her soul as I’d like to be looking at….but it’s good…she’s good… TO SEE THERE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family…. The post Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen Doesn't Mind Talking About Her Sex Life Or Rear End

We Love Chrissy Teigen More Because She Overshares… read more

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Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day

Here’s some Bella Hadid, overrated rich girl with plastic surgery and a good marketing hustle, that got her into the fashion world and thus legit or relevant…doing some mooning the paparazzi she probably called to get in the tabloids as part of her marketing campaign that isn’t that revolutionary but that clearly works…and it is safe to say her fat thighs look better when photoshopped or filtered and that these pics from a few days ago are of a dumpy ass that has no right being the “it girl” of the year…yet she is….because MEDIA is a lie. The post Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Who Else Is Ready For Alison Brie To GLOW?

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An Analysis of Selena Gomez and her Face Injections of the Day

Here’s a little analysis without the analysis because I’m too lazy to crack jokes about bloated chipmunk LUPUS face…when you can just scroll through these screenshots or watch the below video of her insragram story – where she’s promoting some bullshit – to see that she’s got so many fucking injections in her face, she might as well call herself a Kardashian…and really she probably does when she’s at home masturbating for the Weeknd…it’s a fetish….like broken Disney kids are a fetish…. It’s no secret that girls everywhere are getting face injections, ass injections, implants…all to have instagrammable faces, bodies, etc….like a Kardashian… The Doctors injecting people with this shit must be loving the cash grab they’ve created…in what started with botox face freeze that is now weird reshaping…. I just hope the product they use causes cancer in 2-5 years and kills off all these vapid, superfical, vain pieces of shit…who aren’t hotter like this…but they think they are…with their instagram faces…. Just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t mean it’s cute…. The post An Analysis of Selena Gomez and her Face Injections of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl Gives Blow joB to Get on Bus and Other Videos of the Day

Street Brawl in AUstralia by some Classy Kangaroo Fuckers Boner Man Poking Girl in Butt on Subway Man High on Drugs Rams Head Through Window The Man Who Filmed his Hot Wife Fuck his Dog is LOLZ When Thunder Roars – Get Indoors! Girl Fighting Her Man The post Girl Gives Blow joB to Get on Bus and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day

Bella Thorne is in a shitty shoot for Complex, my old friends who stopped paying me for links, after 10 years of paying me for links on the site, because they sold to Hearst and thus sold out….making flimsy content for flimsy people…and using slutty BELLA and her fake lips for some clickbait..just makes sense..TOTAL sense…in the grand scheme of the flimsy shitty internet…. Here she is on IG – in a weird overall body suit rocking really silly fake lips… The post Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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