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Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a magical creature sent from heaven, who must be an angel, not just because of how she makes me feel, but because she’s not dead, not because to live is to die…and dying is part of living…but LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive…so amazing that she has to be dead… It would explain her career….it would explain her celebrity….it would explain why her parents don’t care about her, she was a commodity and she still is….out there navigating the world alone….showing off her ARMPIT titty…a place where TIT doesn’t need to be, but for armpit fetishists, is as wonderful as Lohan fake Titty once was – despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead….she can still remain a fetish… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Armpit Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day

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Em Rata is a hooker….maybe not an official hooker, she has a boyfriend, but she’s a hooker to me…and that’s what matters… She’s taking on Cannes today, because she’s classy, and goes to all the fancy fucking places in her attempt to polarize her titty whoring into being something fashionable….and luxurious…because in her mind she’s not a trollin’ but instead she’s a famous bitch…unless I am wrong about her and she knows it’s all one big joke…in which case…I appreciate her…because I have committed my life to trolling and meeting a troll when being a troll may mean we are soul mates…celebrated our love…through the internet…instead of enemies….you know it’s all a matter of perception… That said, I like to think of her as a hooker, who is polarizing the big tits, while showing her tits, at an exclusive event like Victoria Silvestedt Cannes…so exclusive….magical…she’s made it. The post Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Priyanka Chopra in her Underwear for Glamour Magazine Pretending to be Diverse of the DAy

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Priyanka Chopra is proof that America is trying to be diverse, inclusive, you know celebrate other cultures to not get called racists…MAGAZINE SO WHITE…. She is also the reason Baywatch hired her despite her average looking body – to be one of the characters – because as you know INDIANS are known for Beach Life and Life Guarding, just look at the great Tsunami that hit….fucking BAYWATCH… especial American Indian imports who are doctors and scientists…NOT LIFE GUARDS…. Priyanka Chopra may just be Hollywood trying to get money from Baywatch investment by filling India seats, a place people still go to Hollywood movies, they LOVE movies…with their big star… Because if you can’t make it in America, outsource it… She’s also been in bikinis in Miami the Last Few Days CLICK HERE The post Priyanka Chopra in her Underwear for Glamour Magazine Pretending to be Diverse of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ella Weisskamp is an Up and Coming Hipster Model who Gets Naked of the Day

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I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram I don’t really know who she is, other than that people are taking pics of her, she’s taking pics of people, press is happening, she’s “Gone Viral”…and her tits are great. I know they don’t want you to think this is porn, they are feminists, or say they are because it justifies nudity…but I am a feminist also and love nudity whether it is part of what these people think is a movement or not…because I love nudity…and it has nothing to do with feminism…it’s just human nature.. I guess what I am saying is…If this isn’t porn, why am I jerking off to it…SPLAIN THAT TO ME… The post Ella Weisskamp is an Up and Coming Hipster Model who Gets Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day

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Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked. The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines… The post Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day

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Elle Fanning wanted to let you know what she looks like when your lipstick sized, overly red cock, from all the jerking off and sex with hookers, gets close to her mouth…she winks, because she’s an actress and everything she does is a performance piece…just don’t confuse it for authentic…. I am all for stage parented kids making more money from brands who like recycling the same garbage…because they are lazy…and it’s easier to re-use the cup on the counter with a quit rinse because your roommate jerked off in it…than to go out and find a new cup… Right…. The post Elle Fanning Simulating Blowjobs With Lipstick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman Black Bikini in Cannes of the Day

Posted on May 16, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Post pregnant, or currently pregnant, I can’t really keep track of these breeder’s uterus, was in a bikini in France, because she’s high society and classy….and that bikini was pretty small and her tits looked big, because that’s how girls maintain sex appeal, or is the only redeeming factor when child birth the most unnatural thing humans do to keep humanity existing…which isn’t necessarily something that needs to be done – as the robots are taking over…something all Natalie Portman fans already know about because they are either Jewish nerds who see her as their people, a hot version of themselves, their wives and mothers…and a reminder that hot Jewish girls exist…or Star Wars fans…other creepers who just have a hard time moving on from the couch where they are plotting how to build a Portman sex doll, but never actually do because they are lazy….as many nerds are…just dirty weirdos who are too socially awkward yet obsessed with any girl that either talks to them or talks their language…weird.. I think she’s hot, old, sure, but hot…and here are the bikini pics…her profile isn’t so good, but hell – we all get old mom bodies eventually.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman Black Bikini in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Fakes Eating Shit on a Bike of the Day

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Here’s a video of Kendall Jenner cock teasing harder than she’s ever attempted to cock tease which is pretty hard because she learned it from her dad, mother, half sister and everyone in her life that taught her what whoring is…. This is better than any of her nudes, any of her tit flashes, any of her nipples for high fashion or bikini / panty pics…better than any of her Calvins… Whether it is terrible acting or not, Kendall Jenner falling off a bike is her most erotic work to date because it could have gone terribly wrong…and she could have been mutilated, noting her family plastic surgeon wouldn’t be able to fix…or better yet…paralyzed. The post Kendall Jenner Fakes Eating Shit on a Bike of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McKayla Maroney’s Still Promoting her Ass of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is all about promoting her ass this week. I don’t know what struck a nerve that made her decide that this is the week she showcase her ass…that is ridiculously round..and has been for a while, it’s a gymnast body apparently, because despite her behavior since the one Olympics she was in, and won gold in the team event at, she’s been shamelessly pushing herself out there through social media…because everyone is about the fame, and sex is the easiest way for that fame…and it’s not that big of a deal, I am all for the world showing each other their panties like we’re a bunch of fucking primates, or retards at the home because I love seeing the world’s panties… I find it weird that people feel the need to post shit like this, especailly when they’ve won gold, are famous…it’s just a little trashy..but that doesn’t mean I am not all about it…because I am all about it. Olympic Dreams to Instagram Dreams…McKayla Maroney and her crazy booty…is a win… I still prefer LAST WEEK’S VIDEO> … The post McKayla Maroney’s Still Promoting her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Ladies Of "Pitch Perfect" Make For One Sexy Vacation

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