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The Sofia Boutella Sexiness Storm Is Brewing

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Katy Perry Music Video of the Day

Katy Perry’s music video has 27 million views…in 2-3 days of it being live… That is fucking absurd…. The highlight of her video, is her being rubbed down with flour, by men dressed like chefs…while wearing some sort of leotard….It’s some human as food fetish video, which I guess Katy Perry’s existent has been a fetish across the board…from Kissing a Girl to whatever else she’s been involved in… I figure there’s been at least on porno based on this weirdness, I used to know some girl who would do naked Sushi at bachelor parties, I figure this is up on that…. I just find it weird because she’s not hot, she’s not very good, her body is dumpy and she’s now old… NOT TO mention, her music isn’e even good, it’s not even catchy….the lyrics are dumb, who the fuck is listening to this getting down and singing along random irrelevant words about cooking….I am not about to analyze the shit, I just know it’s bad…but America likes bad, they like familiar, and here she is – still making money… 27 million views on such a dumb song…crazy…she’s tolling us and winning….but I guess it’s pretty pornographic….glad the kids are watching it. Katy Perry was at some Event CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Baywatch Premiere of the Day

I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing… I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture… I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch.. I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance.. We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise… And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there….. Do Not go See This Shit… Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird…. TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt.. The post Baywatch Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day

The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids…. So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still.. Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one. The post Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid, Ugly Face, Looking Up Skirt of the Day

Bella Hadid is a fucking monster, but I do not mind looking at her before and after pictures, where you can see that her whole face has been totally rebuilt, which is probably why she looks so much like a tranny… Her family is rich, her mother a vapid ex model who wants to be validated through her kids, who you know starved them and cultivated them for this their entire lives….but Here’s her tribute to her whore mother – sugar baby – that fed the kids their obnoxious egos…anyway… Our angel Thank you for showing me what selfless love, generosity, compassion, kindness, power and strength is. Thank you for bringing my perfect brother and sister into this world. You have taught me to love everyone the same and keep my eyes open to the ones that don’t. I love you so much …I am so lucky ?? Happy Mother’s Day ?? You are perfect Her dad an old rich arab dude who surrounds himself with models and fucks model, unable to accept that his daughter, even though she’s the ugly one is not model worthy, so he threw money at the new face, body, tits whatever…it’s all a weirdo lie…but she exists and she dances on her social media….showcasing her tits… The post Bella Hadid, Ugly Face, Looking Up Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira New Single of the Day

Shakira released a new sex tape, which is in the form of a music video for the international / Spanish market that created her…and allowed her to have American success with her breasts that are small and humble that she didn’t want you to confuse for mountains…. It’s not an actual Sex Tape but rather a Music video, but her fans are so passionate about her and find her so hot that I think more people will jerk off to this than most porns…she’s just that kind of girl…. Sure she’s a mom, and this isn’t erotic, but she’s one of those loved and celebrated…she let her be loved and celebrated….by trying to jerk off to this…that’s how you are supposed to show all girls they are love and celebrated…but it may get you arrested if you do it when they don’t know who you are and they are sitting on a park bench across from you though Via CLICK HERE The post Shakira New Single of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Hard Nipples of the Day

I haven’t jerked off to hard nipples in a white t-shirt since High School gym class, when I was 15 years old, and bras didn’t have the same level of padding they do today, and girls who happened to have big pre-hormone in the foot tits, had the big nipples to match, which was hard to take as a budding young pervert….who’d have to run to the the bathroom for a quick jerk off session hoping not to get caught… I am not about to jerk off to hard nipples now, like that virgin 15 year old, but I will still look at them, as Busty, boxy, big overrated Kate Upton walks around shamelessly with them knowing that’s all anyone cares about when it comes to her…this is her marketing campaign….cuz the rest of her is pretty shit. The post Kate Upton Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexa Chung Vogue Magazine of the Day

Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot, looks like a man, even though she’s party Asian, at least you would think that considering her name is fucking CHUNG…I mean not many names more CLICHE…unless it’s an act, part of her rebrand when she transitioned to woman and started taking the hormones…WHO KNOWS I am guessing she was a UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with or maybe she’s terribly pleasant as it is part of her scam and how she wins people over – I don’t know… What I do know is that these are the tits she has given the Alexander Skarsgard, who we assume he cheats on….because that face is kinda scary. I am not a fan, this is not how I like my Asian’s named CHUNG to look. It’s weird, but she’s in Vogue…classy fashionista… The post Alexa Chung Vogue Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson Leggings of the Day

50 shades of rich bratty kid with a trust fund and parents and grandparents that helped her into the industry they are dialed into – so that she doesn’t need to actually get a skill, or job, or leave an impact on the world, but instead can maintain her lifestyle, feel like she’s accomplished something, more than just the trust fund she gets, in another Celebrity kids have access, it’s a small scene, the same people get hired and that’s why all the content produced is shit… But she is in fitness gear smoking, like most Vegans I love, who are preaching healthy life while sucking on smokes…jokes.. Her name is Dakota Fanning ….no Dakota Johnson, and all these bitches are interchangeable…. I do find it interesting that her in leggings getting out of a porsche is hotter than her sex scenes in the overhyped romance / sex / porn for old ladies novel…ever… How’s that makes sense…it doesn’t…none of this does… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Johnson Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Doing A Split On A Hummer

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