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Emma Watson in a Photoshoot for Interview of the Day

Emma Watson is in Interview magazine, I prefer her trying on BIKINI Pics from the other week. I guess she’s promoting feminism, or pay equity, or whatever her political agenda that is totally unrelatable because she’s some rich and famous child star really weird loyal fans who watched grow up before jerking off to her, sure they did, because they aren’t that weird…sure they aren’t….I mean any grown man watching Harry Potter thing is fucking creepy… That said, highlights of her interview include: “if I live in that fear, then my life as an artist, as a human being, really, is over. Ultimately, it will silence me, and it will silence what is in me — which I have yet to explore and uncover.” What? “The night before I gave my speech at the U.N., I was an emotional wreck. I thought I was going to hyperventilate,” “No one likes feeling vulnerable and uncomfortable and weak – But I really have found that it’s in those moments when I go there that there’s a kind of magic.” THANKS FOR THE NONSENSE…here are the pics. The post Emma Watson in a Photoshoot for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping. I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter… I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot. The post The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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No Matter What Alexandra Daddario Looks Hot

Cleavage, Cheek Peek, It’s All Great When It’s Alexandra Daddario… read more

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No More Body Doubles For Andie MacDowell

Andie MacDowell Will Go Nude In Her New Movie… read more

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Lindsay Lohan in Bathrooms with Friends of the Day

Lindsay Lohan in bathrooms with friends….and the only Lohan bathroom story I have is when I hung out with her – one time in my life – a while ago – around the start of her collapse – which was the single greatest day of my life – but probably not of her life as she knew the end was near… Well, she locked herself in the bathroom with a friend I ended up sharing a cab home with, and came out an hour later…at around 4 in the morning…rockin’ out…girl was in Pajama pants singing and dancing and it was glorious because you see…she was in there doing her medicine and it really brought her to life…creepily but still iconic…so seeing her in the bathroom, with a snap filter instead of her botox face filter is nice… But seeing her in this weirdo shoot…is better… The post Lindsay Lohan in Bathrooms with Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I find it interesting, or maybe it’s obnoxious, for Demi Lovato to push this Love Yourself, body positive bullshit, with what I think is her 5th bathing suit that covers her liposuction scars in the last few days….because she’s a hollywood entertainment industry cunt and that’s just her angling her shit…she doesn’t mean it, not to mention, she’s at the fittest and bustiest she’s ever been, shooting her selfie from the right angle, she’s fucking trained for this her whole life, and there’s little offensive in what she’s doing… It’s not like Demi Lovato, is out there posting fat sloppy disgusting pics of herself, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to jerk off to this….but I could if I really tried and that’s a first for this lesbian… I am just mad her Sex Tape with Miley never dropped…that woulda been worth watching…oh well..at least we get bathing suit porno that’s body positive…cuz you’d cum on this body…positivley.. The post Demi Lovato Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano, Looking GOod Sweetheart of the Day

Looking Good Sweetheart was a feature I used to do when I was more inspired, motivated that featured a bitch looking terrifying….it wasn’t always a celeb or a whatever the fuck Alyssa Milano is…it was a Grenade, a monster, very gross woman…pre Body Positive shit… What the fuck is going on here Alyssa Milano…This is a nightmare shit..and I am not saying this because Alyssa Milano called me out years ago for being a pig, a terrible human, I don’t remember what she tweeted, but she blocked me and we never had that LOVE I was looking for…you know the WHOS THE BOSS strap on sex I crave…because anyone who got to be Tony Danza’s daughter, no matter how hairy she is…is PORN to me as she pushes 50. I m saying this because…what the fuck…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alyssa Milano, Looking GOod Sweetheart of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day

Here’s some Doutzen Kroe ass looking it’s age. Like a mom….that she is…like an Ashley Graham..wife to a black dude…which is convenient because that’s exactly what she is. That’s why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, that’s why her DJ husband cheats on her with party sluts, yet she still exists…because she is a Survivor…on the beach in a bikini bottom not giving a fuck that she looks like some kind of lumpy soup or oatmeal…she’s been eating too much of…cuz otherwise..why is her leg a relief map…you know TOPOPGRAPHY… I don’t fucking know, it looks like she’s melting, and I don’t like when hot models – because body positive – look at my blemishes models….sure it is current and a trend..but it’s disgusting and wrong….GET it together. The post Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it… I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive… The post J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jenna Dewan Tatum And Emmanuelle Chriqui Sunbathing Is A Memory To Keep

You Never Know When You’ll Need This Sexy Scenario… read more

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