Kim Kardashian is a terrifying human being that should theoretically be taken out back and shot, but I am not quite sure she’d die, because she’s a fucking demon….possibly not human…but more a Ryan Seacrest animatronic designed to speak to the retard public and tip them off on really weirdly shaped bodies, overly produced plastic surgery faces, while selling them garbage they don’t need….for no real reason…not even her porn was that good…yet she exists…and more than just existing…people still find entertainment in her mindless retard nonsense….and like buying what she buys… She’s the first tranny in the family, but this new body, LIPO to shit…weird. The post These Kim K Pics Freak me Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alyssa Miller is some hipster model who is probably best know for being a Sports Illustrated Swim model….I am sure she’s made money in her career… But I know her as some chick I follow on Instagram who is getting on in age, she’s around 27, and her highlight reel includes – leaving her photographer boyfriend that got her in Sports Illustrated for Jake Gylenhaal who was her attempt to have that hollywood life…before scaling it all back and moving to TEXAS. NOT BECAUSE she’s from Texas – she’s from LA and clearly some identity crisis, but I guess she liked the country Aesthetic…..so much that she figured it looked good on instagram and she’d have to move there to really capture it….drawn to the old tucks, whiskey and boots…I guess.. I hate to say it looks good, or she looks good, but I know so much about her, more than I’ve know about most girls I’ve ever fucked….which is weird…cuz she’s irrelevant…yet I know so much…what is wrong with my life… She’s showing nipples….nice… These bonus pics are from her instagram. The post Alyssa Miller Tit for Understated Leather of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
That’s all I have to say about that…. Oh and here’s a video of her spitting up Starbucks that Starbucks probably paid for… That’s it. The post Katy Perry Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christie Brinkley is a freak of nature, and by nature, I mean she’s a vapid, vain, image conscious model, who hasn’t allowed herself to get fat, but has allowed herself to get the best hair and make-up, as well as BOTOX and other cosmetic procedures, because she’s not fooling me…there’s still a grey and dead pussy under this smoke and mirrors… I am all for everyone being robot, freaks of nature, thanks to modern science and cosmetic procedures, because I like to judge the book by the cover, I like to think the surface is more important than the substance inside, and I figure women are all sugar baby hookers regardless of what they look like, so they might as well look good doing it. Right. Right. I always like wanting to fuck creepy zombie women pushing 100 years old looking like this. It’s magical – or as magical as magical is – all trickery sent from the devil… Either way, let’s celebrate how she is outlining what is important…Always look your best girls…with your freaky model smile…..that you can’t stop giving because you’re sewed up that way… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christie Brinkley Granny Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t know Rosie Huntington-Whitely was pregnant, but she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t keep up to speed on a hot model who gets topless, despite being all fancy with her UK accent, like a trash can glamour girl, but instead a top model, who dates celebrities as a hot model, who I guess is now old – because she’s been around forever- hence the whole pregnancy…. Because I am not a creepy enough fan boy with nothing better to do than obsess over the bitch in transformers who replaced megan fox…even though I really have nothing better to do with my time than obsess over her…I just choose not to.. Ready to drop fantasties rarely exist in my world…unless it’s finding out the bitch I just came in is pregnant with another dude so that we safe…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Rosario Dawson is pregnant, or maybe her gut caught up to her hispanic tits, I think calling her a hispanic is racist, I am not a racist, since I truly feel we are all God’s people. I just don’t believe in God….I just feel we’re all here sucking resources off the earth together, who gives a fuck about where a motherfucker is born, or what color they are, we are all equally horrible, and we will all die when the world explodes…So I am not racist, but I do hate when a set of big tits, gets old, and a gut to match those big tits….I wonder if it is pregnancy, maybe it is just coke bloat…or maybe it’s from quitting coke cuz girl is a party girl…who knows…who cares…this dress is terrible…you can’t push them tits high enough to distract me from everything else going on here… I guess it is just a reminder of how old the leaked nudes are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosario Dawson is Squeezed the Fuck into a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fuelled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this happens… Because American girls are FAT…. But Emily Didonato…is lovely…being all french and classy…not USA trashy…despite being USA trashy…because you can’t believe everything you jerk off to…most of them are just lying bitches LYING to you.. The post Emily Didonato For Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a hilarious altercation – with a fat uber driver worried about the health of his client, because he was clearly trying to relate to her because he has probably been told to lose weight – and sees he’s the size of her arm – so how could something fit in a car, exist and will his suspension handle it – he can’t afford the repair making the ride in UBER BLACK not pay for itself, a ride she pays extra for so she fits in the damn car and doesn’t get stuck trying to get into a Corrolla or some shit that isn’t as XL as her. SHE Is a Monster… “my Chloesterol is fine, i’m perfect” – is the biggest lolz to me, because she’s a fucking monster. She’s so fat…yet she claims she’s healthy. Does she actually believe that she’s healthy or that she’s perfect, there is no way this is healthy, there is no way she’s not going to die prematurely, there is no way that she likes being this fat…. Sure, she can claim to have a “fat wallet” to go with her fat everything else….which is a subjective statement, because if fat chick brands throw fat chick money at fat chicks, who would otherwise live in an artist loft, walls wouldn’t get in the way of her sheer and utter size….working at a coffee shop – angry and edgy for 10 dollars an hour…. Hey @uber I don't pay more to use your “black car” service to be told that there's no way I could possibly be healthy because I'm fat & then questioning it. No one should have to tolerate this at any level of the services you offer. I'm fat. I also have a fat wallet & will no longer be using your services. Ever. Also after I told him I was healthy he turned the radio off & changed the subject. #putmymoneywheremymouthis #uberdriver #uber Edited to add: saying my driver is fat was obviously being used as a descriptor & not to insult him. Also I did not show his face or use his name when filming, it was to be able to show what I deal with daily & why this behavior is unacceptable from anyone. A post shared by Plus Model????Mom ????Feminist???? (@tessholliday) on Apr 18, 2017 at 4:29pm PDT How can she think she’s perfect? Cuz a fat chick store gives her a catalog contract, and other fat chicks tell her she’s amazing, because they all want to believe it’s OK to be this massive, your bones, your heart, your life suffers because of it – even if it’s made you matter like a freak show freak…it’s disgusting. Everyone knows fat is bad, it isn’t beautiful, and this one is on another level of fat…so I don’t know why or how she can lie to her people, and be such a negative enabler, like keep on eating, it’s ok….when clearly…science proves otherwise.. Yes, fat chicks everywhere, listen to this fat chick, cuz you’re fat, tired and lazy, and it’s easier to remain fat and think it’s ok, even though you’re going to die because of it. She’s a fucking drug dealer, basically, and needs to be taken out back and shot…or better yet, give a gastric bipass surgery so that she gets skinny, leaving her with nothing to talk about. The fascinating thing in this burlesque, weird group, is that she’s had a fucking kid…a dude actually knocked her up..you this shit happen at walmart checkout counters…where you ask “How does she have a kid”…but it always and will always blow me away….disgusting…. The post Tess Holiday VS Uber of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s 420 and sure, I feel like a high school twat wishing people a happy 420, I’m a drunk and substance abuser, but I’m no weed smoking hippie, who needs to cuddle my friends in the park at 4:20 today…. That said, I love the weed seen, I love the weed people, I love that weed is legal, I love girls who smoke weed, I think it’s inspiring, amazing, and whether I smoke or not, I can say weed is a fucking win…. So we partnered up with WickiePipes , who sell amazing products, and had a stepGIRL Snapchat takeover with the goodies, which was amazing, perfect, and glorious…. So if you’re gonna smoke out of a pipe and you should…visit WickiePipes.com The post stepGIRLS vs Wickie Pipes for 420 Snapchat Takeover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is topless in a photoshoot because she’s an actual model, not just a rich kid who has bought her way into celebrity with PR efforts from her rich family, because everyone wants to be the most relevant and most famous, at least people in Hollywood. It’s what they fucking live for… Now, clearly these Mario Sorrenti, fashion photographer pics are because he sees her as a model, and not like he’s been hired by a rich family to shoot a bar mitzvah or sweet sixteen, but I think that the general public knows exactly what this is about…a scam. But it includes nipples and we like nipples so whatever.. The post Bella Hadid Nipple Toplessness cuz She’s a Fashion Model of The Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
