I have always hated Eva Longoria. No, not because she married a big black guy a while ago, I’m not a racist, but because everyone loves her and thinks she’s wonderful and this great contribution to society…but I see a self hating Mexican, who identifies with being Mexican when it’s good for business…but not when she’s hiring Mexicans to be her slave… But it’s nice to see that despite her efforts, she’s slowly becoming an actual Mexican, because she is a Mexican, rounding out all middle aged, looking like she’s been working at the taco shop making the toritillas… I figure…good choice in the one piece big a burly satan woman. The post Eva Longoria Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Kirsten Dunst is in this Calvin Klein ad wearing her underwear… I didn’t watch it, because I don’t like the oppressive nature of advertising. You know trying to seduce me with outtated big titty ex crackhead celebs in their underwear dancing around. Selling me a lifestyle or image that I can only obtain if I buy Calvin Klein lady underwear, that I will wear when I get fucked by producers and execs, to secure a job in entertainment, which will in turn get me paid and make me matter….so that I ccan get cast in underwear videos…the fat man….like Ashley Graham….because it’s the era of exclusivity… So I hate ads, unless they are paying me. Which Calvin Klein isn’t. But if they were. I’d tell you the top 10 reasons to buy Calvin Klein…you see…we are all whores…and if my whoring allows me to sit on my couch updating this shitty site that costs me a ton in server costs to run….I’ll do it…for myself and for the 1 dude who reads it.. The post Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I try not to old bitch shame Heidi Klum – because she’s an old bitch – and it’s hard to not outline that basic fact, or that she’s got a banged out pussy, thanks to SEAL and her big pile of children…. We live in an era of whiners with this “inclusivity” anti-bullying, everyone is good, we all get the gold medal in a contest, we are all equals, don’t culturally appropriate, we can make babies with other races, we can be fat, but not skinny, topless and slutty because it is empowering, but not in wet t-shirt contests….so Heidi Klum should not be bullied for her age, mainly because she looks amazing… There’s no way she wasn’t created in one of Hitler’s human genetically modification lab to make the super human, if this isn’t German engineering I would be surprised….so you probably shouldn’t fuck with her, or she’ll gas Chamber you…. Because ultimately, she looks amazing in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s nice to know that it’s not just fat girls getting famous on instagram, but rather young starlets too….because girls of all shapes and sizes can be shameless whores for attention, if anything, it’s the norm and the challenge is finding the whore amongst the whore because everyone’s a whore.. I believe in this Peyton List girl and her 10 million fans….her head may a be a little disproportionate and weird…but she’s in a bikini top about to pull off her bikini bottoms and that’s magical enough to me. Keep up the good social media work…. The post Peyton List is the Disney Star Heading in the Right Direction of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Piece Water in a Booty with a Flower to celebrate what a lovely and beautiful product Piece Water is….for those of you who smoke weed in a water pipe / bong / etc….which should be all of you…because that’s what life is about…getting trippy…. I may not smoke weed, because I am a drunk, but the 22 year old girls I hang out with do, and they say that Piece Water solves every problem you would typically have smoking with a water pipe. Proof. It is an exclusive blend of safe-all- natural mineral, vegetable, and fruit extracts that work to prevent resin from forming within a bong, water pipe, or bubbler. It’s 100% All Natural and Absolutely Non-Toxic. Because who wants anything TOXIC…you’re smoking weed man, not Sythentic heroin….? So add Piece Water to a clean bong and the bong stay clean and clear from NO resin build up. When you are ready to change your bong’s piece water rinse the pipe with tap water and it will be clean! Piece Water acts as a filter of particulate matter and NO ONE wants PARTICULATE MATTER….which may make for a healthier smoke and HEALTHY is what you need. ? So don’t clean your bong, use your bong the right way, with an innovative product, because it will impress the ladies… ?I repeat because this is important the BENEFITS Are: ?1- Keeps Bongs and Rigs Clean While Smoking? 2- Eliminates Need To Clean Water Pipe With Harsh Chemicals (Just a quick rinse with tap water and the water pipe is clean!) ? 3- Acts as a filter of particulate matter, which makes for much cleaner and smoother hits! 4- Viscosity Produces Better Draw For A Deeper Pull? 5- Reduces Smell Between Water Changes ? 6- No Mixing Or Measuring Required? 7- Store in Refrigerator for Cool Hits 8- Much thicker than water, Piece Water is completely odorless, and tasteless. 9- NO MORE TOXIC CLEANERS! NO MORE SOAKING, SHAKING, AND SCRUBBING YOUR BONG 10- Looks good jammed up in a woman’s ass – but only if there’s a flower because it makes it more romantic… Piece Water comes in 12oz. bottles, and the best deal is 3 @ $25. SILKY SMOOTH HITS! CLEANER SMOKE! LESS SMELL! GOOD TIMES! MAGICAL! SO GET PIECE WATER HERE The post Piece Water in a Booty with a Flower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. Here she is having her white dress eat her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katherine Heigl’s Horrible Ass Eating a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. Here she is having her white dress eat her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katherine Heigl’s Horrible Ass Eating a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts. I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
