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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

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Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

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I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video…. Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me… She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie… Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit… The post Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halle Berry Knows What Instagram Is For

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying… Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one… The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be… So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them….. TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day

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So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are…. Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot… Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”… But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right? Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention… TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18…. The post Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person…. You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name… So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in. The post Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the deal is with Shanina Shaik and her friends – but it’s a solid circus performance of weirdness – like the gutter bitch doing the splits – but I like it. Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…and they can still be gutter …and that’s magical… The post Shanina Shaik Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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