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Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton… The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK…. Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton…. She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did… The post Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 4.4.17

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It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  “23” Celebrates Everybody with Nudes of Every Body Fleshbot Marnie Simpson braless in skin tight black dress Taxi Driver Movie Rocky Barnes pokies at the beach The Nip Slip Alina Baikova topless model of the day Drunken Stepfather Rhian Sugden super hottie (header image) Egotastic All Stars Amateur Nude Gallery: Casting Busty Babe Niemira Boobie Blog … read more

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Dakota Johnson Makes The Simple Sexy

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It’s The Fifty Shades Of Grey Side Effect… read more

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Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day

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Madison Beer is some stage parented, Justin Bieber found object, with tits that are trying to make it in America through song, and through tits, because people like 18 year olds and their tits, and now is the window of their tit opportunity to maximize and establish their tit future. Now she’s in a magazine, showing the tits, but not to the extent we want to see the tits, that’s all part of the tit mystery. Here is her social media tits… Here she is in fitness The post Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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David Spade Fucking Naya Rivera is Hilarious of the Day

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People were excited to see David Spade fucking Naya Rivera in Maui in the pool…which is probably part of the reason you shouldn’t jump into the hotel pool with so much ease and excitement after a long travel day to get to Maui….because David Spade and Naya Rivera are not the only people fucking the pool….EVERYONE is..and innocent you, the virgin, ends up with herpes cuz of it…which no vacation to me…. That said, who fucking cares who David Spade is fucking, this bitch was on TV for a minute and a half, got a bit of celebrity, fucked some black dudes, despite her dad Geraldo being against it, and ended up with an old white guy to replace her dad after her disowned her… She’s a mom, so her pussy is banged out and not just because of the big black dick she’s had, so let David Spade take on her sloppy used up seconds. You don’t have to be old to be expired you know… I checked her instagram and she’s posting were cosmetic treatments and the doctor who gives them to her for free – pretty fucking bootleg and trashy…are you sure she’s not a local stripper with a big following? Cuz that’s what they do on their social media…her as an actor..seems to be a ship that has sailed…like the sail…that is her labia…on a windy day…after getting out of the pool david spade fucked her in….Romance. Looking Good, The post David Spade Fucking Naya Rivera is Hilarious of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day

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Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is… DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun. The post Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day

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My favorite thing about these Cindy Crawford bikini pics are no that she’s in a bikini – but rather that the bikini allows us to see both that she’s old and falling apart, unlike Christie Brinkley, yet she’s still had work done to her face…and that she is no longer the Cindy Crawford of the 90s, but rather Cindy Crawford with the stomach and sex appeal of someone who is in their 90s….middle aged may not be senior but it’s old enough to not want to fuck with it…but luckily for her, there is a lot of documentation of her at her prime…which we can all google, her included to say “Hey look at what I used to look at”…you know basically what her husband – the heir to GERBER – does when he’s not fucking younger women but rather jerking off to his wife before going into the bedroom to fuck her….like he has to…it’s called marriage. That’s why I encourage all girls under 25 to take as many nudes as possible, it will keep your husband fucking you, will inspire him to get hard for you, and to close his eyes and think about what was…when he’s not cheating on you of course… I guess this body is the reason she’s passed the torch to her daughter…. The post Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is on vacation…and in a bathing suit…and she’s strategically shooting some hot body bathing suit erotica for hits..some social media action…because her body is good…it’s fit…..and as long as ugly Face Tisdale is hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools like a bathing suit that she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks..it works for me…because an ugly face doesn’t actually offend me, I just find satisfaction in calling her out, because she’s chosen the hollywood life not me, and in terms of hollywood, she’s pretty fucking average…which is probably why she’s not more famous than she is…but in terms of girls I’ve had sex with she’s a little above average -but mainly because I’ve had sex with some monsters…but face..means nothing…when there are ass / tits and pussy to stare at…. So here’s Tisdale bringing it like it matters when it really doesn’t… The post Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian is garbage…and I am not just saying that because she’s a black woman, color doesn’t factor into really anything I do…but people like to think that it does because they are basic and don’t understand there is more to calling a whore a whore than the color of her skin…..and my judgements are based on her being a mom in her 30s with a lot of fucking money – craving the ratchet stripper – Kim Kardashian life – for no real reason other than feeling like it’s something she can dominate, something she can really drive him, and have fun while making money in the process…and in every move she makes…she’s half naked, at a pool party, raging…not being a mom…because she likes being a stereotype…instead of breaking down stereotypes…however we all know she’s spin it…to being empowered or whatever…but the fact is she doesn’t need to be doing any of this yet she is… I guess there’s something erotic in that… Out in bikini pics, showing off tits, because you want to, not because you have to…maybe it is empowerment…WHO KNOWS….but there’s a bunch of them with they name branded tattoos together showing their mom asses….and I guess that makes for hanging out at a resort more fun… The post Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never found entitled Gwyneth Paltrow hot. I never understood why A-Listers dated her, because at the time, I didn’t know that you had to be a bisexual weirdo to be a male actor, as it is the least masculine activity a man could do, as he rehearses his lines in the mirror…not that masculinity is a thing, see earlier post today where I address gender norms and issues….they don’t exist… I only liked Gwyneth Paltrow in one movie, Royal Tennenbaums, not because I am a hipster who attaches myself to the cliche movie directors but because I am a pervert who likes brother sister romance…. I have never really been into what she’s about, and this whole Goop thing is ridiculous to me, she’s a health and wellness specialist because she found ways to live the good life with her stupid money and rich kid inheritance…making her advice condescending an full of shit, but moms believe in her…they think she’s some kind of god or cult leader and it may be because she fucked Coldplay, Brad Pitt and many other men…or because she speaks to them about bad anal sex and how it’s not like it is in porn…because apparently she’s watching the wrong porn …where it’s not some amateur couple fucking up the ass..shit everywhere…because she’s a coddled idiot and her assistants who pull up her porn links for her don’t know better… She’s in a bikini with the guy I assume she fucks…and she’s an old, well rested, well fed mom…..and this is what it looks like….good enough to write a bullshit article about apparently… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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