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Omg Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit, look at this great body, can you believe she’s a mom! I know I know…that vapid cunt eating bathing suit bottoms is a pretty good indicator…but you’d think she’d be the sister with the smallest cunt even after being a mom of a few…thanks to liking white meat… But she still looks ok, even though she’s a cancer that needs to be taken out with the rest of the virus that is their family…It must be because she believes in health and fitness, I’m sure it’s all natural from hard work in the gym and a good diet, there’s no way this is plastic surgery or a cheap attempt to get people to notice her, as this family is traditionally about sending a positive message to the kids, and I guess she’s continuing that legacy! Go Kardashians, please tell me what lip plumper I need to buy”…. The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny…. I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song…. I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in… But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches… I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner. I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone. The post Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense…. So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it. The post Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Peyton Roi List was born in the 90s, and the 90s are in trend, where people are repurposing T-shirt designs from brands that were big in the 90s, but that I like to focus on the important things like the things that were born in the 90s, they are pre-30 years old, usually under 25, perfectly legal to jerk off to or to try to have sex with and that’s what matters….not a fucking t-shirt design…. This Peyton Roi List was probably exploited by her parents, sold to the industry, and exists because of it, but she’s not quite broken enough for my liking, since her bikini selfies are tame….but I’ll post it anyway.. The post Peyton Roi List Bikini Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her…. She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE> … This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s The post Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her…. She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE> … This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s The post Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing…. She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows…. Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor….. The post Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts….especially when they were willing to die for their slut….while now AIDS and AIDS jokes are far less fun or funny…because it’s no longer a death sentence… She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them… Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE …. Well now she’s flashing her ass on the street in a short skirt…because that’s all part of her fashion, fashionista, hipster, celebrity, artist bullshit she’s angling… The post Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I think the biggest joke in this ad is that they are using Kendall Jenner and girl isn’t doing it for free, like she should be, according to me, because I understand there is value in using someone all the kids follow and who has positioned herself as relevant, but I think she wants it so bad, isn’t that hot, and the whole family disgusting, trashy, twats who shouldn’t be given money for anything due to their desperation and the fact that they do NOTHING…and have DONE nothing…and aren’t talented in anyway….it’s like “you wanna be in our ad, cool, but we aren’t paying you, we pay the professionals”….proving yet again that professional models don’t need much skill…. But people are mad because it mocks activism. It mocks black lives matter. The intent is to say “cops kill black people, but some rich cunt so detached from reality can hop into a protest and hand a cop a Pepsi, because she’s some rich cunt so detached from reality, and she didn’t really even want that Pepsi, she’s more a coke girl, but Pepsi are the one paying her so let’s pretend OK”….. So rich vapid twat – detached from the world – hops into a protest from a BUSY photoshoot because that’s what defines Kendall…doing photoshoots…with some random activist…and within a minute she’s with the cops….knowing she’s more like them than these dirty activist weirdos.. Either way, activists are pretty upset about it. Talk about parodying what goes on the world, making it cheesy and a joke, using a joke of a model, whose career is very real, but still a joke…. It’s nice to see a rich kid, uneducated and unaffected, can mend the differences between cops and protestors…blacks being shot by cops….because she is the beacon of white gold…white hope..and can solve everything with a Pepsi. The more absurd thing about this commercial isn’t the mocking of Black Lives Matter or the Women’s March, or really any anti-establishment commanding change event….it’s that this probably cost 10 million dollars to produce. 10 million dollars that could have been spent elsewhere on good. I guess this is why COKE is the party drug of choice. The only thing that would make this better, funnier, more powerful is if the cop shot her in the throat for being a fucking terrorist… I guess this has been a success for Pepsi….people be talking. The post Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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