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Ryan Newman ASs in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ryan NEwma is an 18 year old actress that old creepy dudes who watch the Disney Channel like…. Because there are two kinds of young girls old creepy dudes jerk off to, those who are on instagram posting nude pics on fringe, almost porn site…and young girls who were prostituted by their parents at a young age, and understand the importance of sacrificing their childhood for the benefit of the family, doing things they don’t want to do, leading to getting their periods young from the trauma…. So that by 22 they can have a face full of fillers, looking like a 40 year old, so that they still stay relevant and youthful, or they can just leak nude pics….or in this case bikini pics of her twerking…because it’s accessible, safe for work porn, that gets people to follow you – and it’s all about followers….pervert followers… So Ryan Newman, the Jon Benet of her household…is a keeper… The post Ryan Newman ASs in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailee Steinfeld is looking good…I guess she’s decided to lean up…in a world full of fat people…and allow her true sex appeal to shine…and I really appreciate her pose, in content that she self produced and put out, it’s not like it’s an awkward angle, or something the paparazzi robbed of her…a moment out of context, it is instead an image she produced, and snapped off a bunch of versions of, because if you know girls, who are far less narcissistic and obsessed with their image than this one, you’ll know a selfie, is always a 25 picture process…and that she wanted her booty to pop in just the right way… She’s the True Grit girl, never too impressive, always kind of bigger, fully dialed into the industry from a young age, and finally she grasps the key to success…slutty pics for social media…she does have a song about masturbating that she didn’t write herself…so she was off to a good start..it just took some good old fashioned starving herself to get there… Dreams do come true.. The post Hailee Steinfeld on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some weird pics of Alba…from a real creeper angle…I love it…because Jessica Alba is amazing, from garbage actor – to garbage brand ambassador – to billionaire…it just proves that if you have a good team and look good, anything is possible in a world where no one has standards, or taste, or expectations, and all are just lazy people who buy into simplistic marketing, so that they can be like everyone else….it’s worse now than ever…but Alba, despite being a mom of 5 kids, is better than ever…despite being old…and I’d say it’s due to the elasticity in her Mexican skin, but if you’ve been to Mexico, you’d know most moms of 5 are 300 pounds of pure corn tortilla..tortilla that she doesn’t eat. But the fact is that having kids is supposed to be suicide, the end of a bitch, the day she throws in her vagina, and really Alba may have a mangled vagina, but her career exists, she’s still hot enough to jerk off to, and that defies science and everything I know…and I can’t make sense of it, so I just stare at it…since no one cares about whether I can make sense of anything or not…I’m just that irrelevant.. The post Jessica Alba’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diane Kruger Has A Sexy Bikini Dance Just For You

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shake it, Diane…. read more

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Emily Ratajkowski Taking A Bath… While Wearing Glasses

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajtkowski Can Bring Whatever She Wants With Her When She Bathes… read more

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Sofia Richie Rocks A Classic

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing Like A Beautiful Nude Woman With A Snake… read more

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Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe that at the end of last year, this Elizabeth Turner, a fresh college grad who had just moved to LA, hit me up asking me to feature her on my website, and I don’t think I did, despite thinking she was hot, because I am an asshole, but more importantly, because I knew her and her all american looks, and all american tits, would make it in the world of Guess?, like an Anna Nicole Smith or Charlotte McKinney, but less whorish and hotter… So I didn’t bother promoting her, it’s a thankless job even if I did, just ask Em Rat Cow…. But I did follow her, see her grow, and think…”I should have played this different”… So now, ignored by her as I message her incessantly about how we are friends, how I was there for her early on….I’m doing that post on her, probably not my first post on her since she’s blown up…but a post on her none the less reminding me of my failures in 2016 – that I will make again in 2017…and the wins…of all the other people I am connected to through social media…at least who I follow and who don’t follow me back – because they are users… All this to say, I like seeing people win, with tits like this, they were born winners.. The post Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Will 2017 Be The Year Of Kylie Jenner?

Posted on December 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to say that 2017 is going to be year of Kylie Jenner… read more

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Cindy Crawford Daughter Clone and her dad of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

[jwplayer mediaid=”199199″] Cindy Crawford’s daughter and her dad starred in this real creepy video – because she’s a younger version of his wife – almost identical – and he fucked his wife when she was a younger version of himself – and by default would probably want to fuck his daughter – if she wasn’t his daughter – and more importantly 12 years old – but still old enough to be prostituted to the industry by her parents – because they see dollar signs, despite having dollar signs, dude is from the Gerber empire and she’s Cindy Crawford…I mean come on… That said, I am not implying Gerber wants to bang his daughter, I’m just saying if he found Cindy Hot, he’d find the daughter hot, if the daughter wasn’t his daughter, and even if she was, he probably does, because that’s how penises work….. I am someone who grew up on 70s incest porn, who doesn’t have a daughter, so the idea of jerking off to my daughter if I did have a daughter – is probably a lot easier for me to stomach – than someone who actually has a daughter and just wants to nurture and protect her like a normal dad – who isn’t a sexual deviant…. But historically, rich bratty dudes are sexual deviant, model fuckers….who do weird shit with other rich friends and have great lawyers to get them off…just ask Trump and that Epstein dude… The post Cindy Crawford Daughter Clone and her dad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in Underwear New Hair of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always laugh when “celebs” get new hair cuts or hair color and people actually act like it matters – and by people I mean the media that is so starved for content – looking for anything good, different, intersting, click bait-y – that will garner views, lure ad sales, make them fucking matter… Well let me tell you…no one gives a fuck about Bella Thorne’s new hair, and if they do give a fuck about her new hair, you should probably avoid them..because they are clearly creepy.. In fact if you meet a person who even knows who Bella Thorne is…you should probbaly avid him, and definitely don’t let him babysit your 14 year old daughter…because motherfucker is a creep… And the fact that I know who Bella Thorne is, or that I follow her along with 7,500 other girls I think are worth fucking – because they post slutty content – and slutty content in a world filled of slutty content – is still slutty content….that we don’t need tabloids, or anything to send out way…it’s like nothing we can do can angle a story – better than just following these idiots on their own social channels – reminding me that my big fail in life was not starting Youtube / Instagram / Facebook and other social networks these people use to polarize their bullshit existence… Instead I write badly written content about jerking off to their shit, and I don’t like hearing about other people jerking off, why would anyone want to read about me jerking off…hence why I am a failure.. One of these pics is her in her underwear with her old hair – but who cares – it’s all within the theme of girls who don’t matter – trying to matter – and people making them matter – cuz we got nothing else going on The post Bella Thorne in Underwear New Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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