Kate Beckinsale is dancing in her panties or a bikini bottom for shape magazine.. I am not sure what kind of effect that will have on the virgin loser nerds who are obsessed with her and her one movie role in Underworld… But I know it’ll involve a lot of semen, even though her fans are likely in their mid 30s and older..because young people are too busy having sex with everything to bother obsessing over random bitches who look creepily hot for their age, like they are some kind of vampire, which is why what I do is so irrelevant…. I shoulda been tinder dammit… The post Kate Beckinsale Prepares for her Shape Magazine Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t think Ines Melia or Juliette Do really matter, or that these photos are produced by the creator / owner / hipster icon Olivier Zahm from Purple Magazine… I don’t think it matters what the brand of lingerie that put this together is…. I do think that the fact that there is bush is fucking iconic, amazing, I love pubic hair and always have and feel that guys who don t are weird pedo faggots… I do think the fact that sheer lingerie is actually sheer in the catalog, you know show the product for what it is, like it was the Sears catalog in the 70s we all jerked off to, that couldn’t afford to airbrush out the nipples at least not fully… Because underwear that is sheer, should have bush that is visible and I’m just made it is not bigger…thicker…matted…wetter…but loving it none the less….good job guys…keep up the good work.. The post Ines Melia & Juliette Dol by Olivier Zahm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was kickin’ it on Instagram, creeping all these topless bitches in instagram caliber shoots, who cleverly use emoji’s to censor their nipples, because they don’t want their accounts frozen, it’s all they have to live for, hell they are putting nude pics of themselves on the shit, they must take it fucking seriously… And a prompt prompted as prompts do…saying “Sarah Hyland is Live”…I joined the Periscope of instagram where hearts on the right side were pumping, and people were asking her dumb questions she answered, while being ignored as I do….even though my questions aren’t sexual, because I get deleted when they are…so I asked her to dance, her favorite love song, to sing, etc…ignored… But the interesting thing, becausae me being ignored is pretty much the basis of my site and existence, I mean name another dude with blog that’s written 40,000 posts in 14 years, who doesn’t even make 100 dollars a month off his nonsense…and at one point there was serious traffic on this shit…it was relevant…I know people don’t care and it wasn’t that relevant…but people fucking clicked….and I still haven’t got a book, radio, tv, movie, job offer…pretty fucking pathetic… I digress…. The interesting thing wasn’t me being reminded I am a fat loser from some twat from TV… It was her face, those cheeks, what the fuck was I looking at…was it through an iPhone Fisheye, had she got her already bulbous cheeks jacked up with shit…. So I took a screenshot to share with you – so we collectively say “what the fuck is that…and why isn’t it finger banging itself, stretching it’s pussy out with household objects, because thats what CAMMING is about you dumb sheltered starlet”…. Weird looking…as fuck. The post Sarah Hyland’s Face on Instagram Live of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like the acne ridden, pocks so big it looks like she’s a meth addict clawing at her face, all big headed in both size and attitude, wearing her pajamas or what some people would call her period pants, that are strategically ripped, because it’s style, but I would argue strategy in ripped clothing has more of a easy access to crotch…it doesn’t need to be a big hole, just big enough to get a finger in….she’s a redhead, redheads are horny, she’d probably appreciate that…and maybe that’s why she’s got her beanie in front of her cunt, you know cuz it’s been dripping so hard…all fucking mentally fucked up being a young slutty celebrity her parents cultivated and exploited… I’m into it..and would do the same thing if I had kids, because if we can learn one thing from Dina Lohan, Michael Jackson’s dad, Beyonce’s Dad, Jessica Simpson’s dad…and Britney Spears actual meth looking trailer park dwelling monsters…it’s pretty lucrative..I’ve said meth twice in this post…I think I need a hit…. All this to say…Bella Thorne is a child star I’m excited to see explode in some nebula of amazing…in the mean time…I’ll think about all the other pics of her where she’s not in oversized sweat gear… The post Bella Thorne Looking Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Izabel Goulart – the Brazilian fitness tank, who spends her entire year living in Brazil working out, doing erotic fitness videos on instagram – that have little to no value or purpose, at least not in terms of fitness…. But that you can jerk off to…and maybe if you do that long enough you will get in shape, heart rate up, burn calories, but we all know you’ve done it long enough, multiple times daily, because it is your only joy, your only friend, and that you’ve lost jobs, friends and real actual sex because of it, to know that it will probably lead to you getting fatter and more pathetic and useless…..not fit…like Izabel Goulart… Well, other than doing the VS infomerical once a year, she does very little else, but here she is in St Barts, the richest of islands for FANCY people, and she’s doing a little stripteasae on the beach, to show off that body she works so hard for…it is all she has…and thank god she has that – because I like staring…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart Seducing Us with her Beach Strip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would say that Jourdan Dunn looks like a skinny, bikini clad, neanderthal walking along the beach, like pre-human primate man, but then people would call me racist, assuming it has everything to do with her blackness, and nothing to do with her ape-like posture…making you people the fucking racists – not me…. I’ve just looked at enough evolution of man diagrams to know she’s got some fucking dragging her knuckles going on,, and maybe it’s just a misuse of the paparazzie, maybe she should be on all fours, spread eagle or some shit, you know she is a VS model, what the fuck is this bullshit, we can see her more naked – in their photoshopped catalogs…I feel robbed.. What ever happened to paparazzi climbing into people’s fucking hotel rooms to capture them shitting, or other really scandalous shit, instead I get “here’s a model you’ve seen half naked, half naked, but not posing, go jerk off to her if you can, or use this as a reminder that you can google her in paid photos doing better poses”…fuck that.. I want scandal, I want humilation, I want paparazzi pics that make these narcissistic garbage humans want to kill themselves in shame..where is the disruption, the flavor, it’s all so fucking lame…. But here are the pics anyway. The post Jourdan Dunn Ass Stretch Marks on a Small Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, which would make sense – because of her total misuse of her earning as a Scottish singer, including but not limited to that LV purse, are you fucking joking, this troll looking 18 year old is walking the beach for the paparazzi wearing the dumbest fucking purse ever…I feel like I’m watching the trailer park trash at Marshalls fighting for something that says POLO on it, so they can be like rich people to, only this one…is theoretically a rich person…. But I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... Making me a fan...cuz 18 year old fresh nipples are never a bad thing, they haven't expired yet....but confused at what I am looking at...just not a fan of her music...because here's her garbage music...I just listened to and I hate that she exists... But here are her tits in a see throuhg thing – that don’t offend me one bit…keep it coming scotty… The post Tallia Storm See Through Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, which would make sense – because of her total misuse of her earning as a Scottish singer, including but not limited to that LV purse, are you fucking joking, this troll looking 18 year old is walking the beach for the paparazzi wearing the dumbest fucking purse ever…I feel like I’m watching the trailer park trash at Marshalls fighting for something that says POLO on it, so they can be like rich people to, only this one…is theoretically a rich person…. But I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... Making me a fan...cuz 18 year old fresh nipples are never a bad thing, they haven't expired yet....but confused at what I am looking at...just not a fan of her music...because here's her garbage music...I just listened to and I hate that she exists... But here are her tits in a see throuhg thing – that don’t offend me one bit…keep it coming scotty… The post Tallia Storm See Through Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
