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The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio too old to be showing her ass for love magazine…but still doing it – because Love Magazine is the only thing doing anything for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas – because that would be politically incorrect….but not as politically incorrect as getting a 35 year old mom producing flashing her ass in lingerie voyeur videos – in what is probably the best Love video to date – but still not very christmas, unless you’re like me and you creep on people’s Christmas by following them home after their Christmas party and waiting on their fire escape to see them fuck their boss…or co-worker they brought home…you know tis the season…but let’s be real…voyeurism is always the seaason… Stella Maxwell is in a second video for LOVE, because why not do as much as you can now that you’ve fucked the entire system into thinking you’re a hot model, because apparently she is a hot model, but she wasn’t a hot model when it all happened… Lastly, Alexa Chung – Who? The post The Love Magazine Advent Calendar Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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UFC Paige VanZant Weigh-in of the Day

I don’t think watching girls fight each other, other than in a bar setting in the late 90s, when it was encouraged, in mud….is that hot.. I guess there’s something masculine, terrifying, even disgusting about a woman warrior ready to kill any predators…and that’s ok for closet case homos, who don’t know how to deal with their homo….but for someone like me, who is traditionally attracted to small, weak, women who can’t run too fast, either due to an injury, disability, or roofies…I can’t get into it…I mean unless it’s at a college bar in mud…and I guess Jello, but Jello is too sticky…Call me a misogynist, I think of myself as a feminist…and none of this matters…because all you bros jerk off to this shit regardless of what I have to say… So Paige VanZant, who lost this weekend’s fight….doesn’t take away the eroticism to those into Paige VanSant stripping down for her weigh in – like a Youtuber unboxing video – but better… The post UFC Paige VanZant Weigh-in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day

Kylie Jenner, like her father, has gone through the transition of becoming Kim Kardashian…despite being white…not that you’d ever know that because of her color, and her body shape that was created in a lab in their basement, jacking up her face, sucking fat out of her non-athletic stomach and injected into her ass – so that she can be the video vixen her family wants her to be… The rumor is that she has a sex tape, which would be the actual full circle, coming to completion, hatching of the devil….and in the meantime….she’s posting weird troll erotica…because this family is the fucking worst – as you already know…but trying to figure out a 19 year old that looks like this is always funny, especially because all of her followers do bootleg versions of her facial injections and look like fucking clowns – that we can experience every time we leave our house! The post Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day

Romee Strijd is some Victoria’s Secret model with a massive fucking cameltoe on set for the evil empire – Victoria’s Secret that sells a lot of fucking overpriced underwear that is made in CHINA despite what your master leader supreme TRUMP wants…. I can’t relate to her, I mean I do understand big hungry vagina eating panties but she’s too hot and modeling in her prostituting, I’m more into fucking some fat prostitutes for very affordable rates…you know because they are old, down on their luck, because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy… But I can look at her ‘vagina…and think…’vagina…and that’s about as much depth as I’ve got for this typical Victoria’s Secret Nonsense…that has been the same for fucking ever….but new cameltoe…on model women… The post Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day

Romee Strijd is some Victoria’s Secret model with a massive fucking cameltoe on set for the evil empire – Victoria’s Secret that sells a lot of fucking overpriced underwear that is made in CHINA despite what your master leader supreme TRUMP wants…. I can’t relate to her, I mean I do understand big hungry vagina eating panties but she’s too hot and modeling in her prostituting, I’m more into fucking some fat prostitutes for very affordable rates…you know because they are old, down on their luck, because I wouldn’t be fucking an expensive prostitute..that would just be crazy… But I can look at her ‘vagina…and think…’vagina…and that’s about as much depth as I’ve got for this typical Victoria’s Secret Nonsense…that has been the same for fucking ever….but new cameltoe…on model women… The post Romee Strijd Epic Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX See Through of the Day

Charli XCX may have nipples….and you may like to look at them and she may have accidentally posted them on social media – you know in an “oops” situation in an “I don’t know how this ended up here”….but don’t let it take away the fact that she’s the most talented singer in the fucking world….focus on her music…not the pressure of a woman with big tits…using her tits to get ahead for the patriarchy….like she was Pam Anderson….and not Adele who can’t use her tits for anything more than a table to rest her CAKE and Large Sized pizza on…. The post Charli XCX See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX See Through of the Day

Charli XCX may have nipples….and you may like to look at them and she may have accidentally posted them on social media – you know in an “oops” situation in an “I don’t know how this ended up here”….but don’t let it take away the fact that she’s the most talented singer in the fucking world….focus on her music…not the pressure of a woman with big tits…using her tits to get ahead for the patriarchy….like she was Pam Anderson….and not Adele who can’t use her tits for anything more than a table to rest her CAKE and Large Sized pizza on…. The post Charli XCX See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sweating? Heart Racing? Must Be Chrissy Teigen Working Out

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Sweating? Heart Racing? Must Be Chrissy Teigen Working Out

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Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day

Rat Cow posted a picture of her boarding a private plane – because she’s so fucking classy – and elegant and rich from her tits…tits she will never turn her back on…because she knows that without them – she is nothing, that she owes everything to them, including this private jet ride, and that her brain and the rest of her is just a conduit to get those tits out there and to give them the best life they deserve…and she’s not going to turn her back on them and wear a sweater or anything non see through – because that would be totally disrespectful to the one thing that made her dreams come true… Take them across to the world…with that million dollars or more brands pay her to show her tits… I am just amazed that brands keep pushing money to her – even though her and her tits aren’t empowered feminists…but sluts…naughty little exhibitionist sluts….all low level but for some reason celebrated…the world is so weird…and we are all living in it. The post Rat Cow in a See Through Shirt Boarding the Private Jet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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