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Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day

So the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards – is some event that celebrates independent film, which is never really independent, it is all funded and distributed by the big players, but that they call independent because some evil studio rejected the idea and the filmmaker had to finance it himself – before winning an award – and having the evil Hollywood trolls move in on them to give them a deal to try to get their slimy hands in on the earnings…and the indy filmmakers always go for it – because ultimately – they want to glory too – and everyone remains a corporate drone living a shitty slave life – but in their case they are rich and sometimes get to be creative and do their thing thanks to that proven track record… My theory is real independent movies, will eventually happen, and none of these hollywood idiots will be part of it, because they charge too much and are the Walmart of motion pictures….just garbage mainstream shit….and thanks to the internet we don’t need them and really they aren’t even that hot…in fact…they are incredibly fucking dull…and here are some pics of them because I feel like I’m a celebrity hollywood blog sometimes…even if I hate everything it represents… Kate Beckinsale – So Slutty – Despite being Old – Dudes Love Jerking Off to Her – Because She Dresses like this: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Margot Robbie – So Slutty – Her Nipple is Hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pregnant Natalie Portman – So Slutty – She’s Got a Fetus Inside her From Cum TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Krysten Ritter – Slutty Goth – Because All Goth’s are Dark, Damaged, Annoying but fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Malin Akerman – Slutty Cuz That’s the Only Reason She Exists… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day

So the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards – is some event that celebrates independent film, which is never really independent, it is all funded and distributed by the big players, but that they call independent because some evil studio rejected the idea and the filmmaker had to finance it himself – before winning an award – and having the evil Hollywood trolls move in on them to give them a deal to try to get their slimy hands in on the earnings…and the indy filmmakers always go for it – because ultimately – they want to glory too – and everyone remains a corporate drone living a shitty slave life – but in their case they are rich and sometimes get to be creative and do their thing thanks to that proven track record… My theory is real independent movies, will eventually happen, and none of these hollywood idiots will be part of it, because they charge too much and are the Walmart of motion pictures….just garbage mainstream shit….and thanks to the internet we don’t need them and really they aren’t even that hot…in fact…they are incredibly fucking dull…and here are some pics of them because I feel like I’m a celebrity hollywood blog sometimes…even if I hate everything it represents… Kate Beckinsale – So Slutty – Despite being Old – Dudes Love Jerking Off to Her – Because She Dresses like this: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Margot Robbie – So Slutty – Her Nipple is Hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pregnant Natalie Portman – So Slutty – She’s Got a Fetus Inside her From Cum TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Krysten Ritter – Slutty Goth – Because All Goth’s are Dark, Damaged, Annoying but fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Malin Akerman – Slutty Cuz That’s the Only Reason She Exists… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”. And that’s all I got to say about that….. These are pictures for one of the worst bikini photoshoots, a lazy one really, because she lives in NYC where all the models live, and they didn’t even hop on a plane to get a shoot in luxury…instead they lazily walked around the city – because I guess it’s low budget….and more importantly…it annoys me…because she’s not naked and sticking things in her asshole…but that annoys me with all girls… The post Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”. And that’s all I got to say about that….. These are pictures for one of the worst bikini photoshoots, a lazy one really, because she lives in NYC where all the models live, and they didn’t even hop on a plane to get a shoot in luxury…instead they lazily walked around the city – because I guess it’s low budget….and more importantly…it annoys me…because she’s not naked and sticking things in her asshole…but that annoys me with all girls… The post Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Holy Elle! Fanning Completely Stuns In C Magazine

B to the arely, l to the egal! If you like your actresses young, then you’ve probably had your eye on the blonde stunner, Elle Fanning since she turned 18 in April. Check out her hot new shoot right here! … read more

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Nina Dobrev Does Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Nina Dobrev is a Bulgarian who moved to Canada at two to become a Canadian icon who left Canada for Hollywood after being introduced to the world of acting and I guess the world by booking Degrassi like she was Drake, but blacker. She’s ended up getting on some show The Vampire Diaries, when Vampires were what Zombies are now that instagram took over the world and everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror with empty / dead eyes / craving likes…something this Vampire actor isn’t immune to, because these pics of her little body in a bikini is from her recent American Thanksgiving weekend in Mexico…where she got to spend some of that actor money…her family escaped communism for her to have… The only Nina Dobrev story I’ve heard was from a passionate ex girlfriend of a guy who ended up banging Nina Dobrev….and her claim was that she has herpes….which in Hollywood is code for “she has a vagina”… Fascinating. I wonder if the salt water burns her ‘GINA A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on Nov 26, 2016 at 6:15pm PST The post Nina Dobrev Does Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Pals Around Topless On Vacation, and DAMN

The 25-year-old Portuguese sex goddess known as Sara Sampaio went on a vacation with her gal pal Toni Garrn over Thanksgiving, and I’m thankful that she captured their sexiest moments on her Instagram! … read more

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The Only Thing Hotter Than Penelope Cruz Is Penelope And Monica Cruz Together

So Much Hotness It Might Be Dangerous… read more

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Grainy Footage Of A Married Tiny Dancing REAL Close With Floyd Mayweather From Mariah Carey’s Party [Video]

Remember when Tiny said the picture she took with Floyd Mayweather was pretty much forced? Well, turns out Tiny is not happy with TI galavanting all them years and more or less feels…Tip is getting what he asked for.

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J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban…. Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50….. Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass.. Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness…. I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic.. The post J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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