Donald Trump … well, let's put it this way: there's an extremely good chance that he's the most ridiculous person to ever exist in the history of humans existing. You can't even make up some of the things he says and does, and hey, why would you want to? He's consistently outrageous, offensive, and just plain absurd . But if you call him out on it? Well, what a big ol' bully you are, you mean thing, you! Still, Saturday Night Live has done a masterful job of making fun of Trump , and despite the protests of the man himself, they just keep on keepin' on. Alec Baldwin has played Trump so beautifully in skits based on all three debates, and one more after the election results were in. And last night, Baldwin came back again for a very, very funny skit about Donald's bizarre tweeting habits . You can check out the delightful video below, but if you need convincing, know that it was so good that Trump felt the need to defend himself on Twitter. Yes, he saw SNL making fun of him for tweeting too much, and he tweeted about it. “Just tried watching Saturday Night Live – unwatchable!” he wrote. “Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad.” Here, you're going to want to watch the magic for yourself:
There are plenty of people who don’t care for Amy Schumer, and that’s fine. Maybe she’s not your cup of tea. Maybe you don’t like her sense of humor, or maybe you think she’s been too offensive at times. All that’s fine. This is your life, make your own choices. But if you don’t like her because of the way she looks , or if you’ve expressed your negative feelings about her by making fun of her body ? Well, you’re probably just an asshole. And unfortunately, judging by the reaction to this new piece of Schumer news, the world is just filled to the brim, absolutely overflowing, with assholes Amy is reportedly in talks to star in a new live-action movie about Barbie. The movie is supposed to have a PG rating, so it wouldn’t have any of Amy’s usual raunchiness , but she is said to be doing a rewrite of the current script. As for the basic plot, it will be acknowledged that Amy doesn’t have the classic unrealistic Barbie proportions. Remember, Mattel recently released Barbies that come in more varied, more realistic body types? Yeah, you can now buy Curvy Barbies, Petite Barbies, and Tall Barbies. The movie will play on that. Amy’s Barbie character lives in Barbieland, where all the different Barbies live. You know, Dentist Barbie, Babysitter Barbie, Dog Walker Barbie, Gymnastics Barbie … But her version of Barbie will get banished from Barbieland because she doesn’t quite fit the perfect Barbie mold. She is forced out into the real world, she learns about herself, etc. Sounds cute, right? But so many people are furious about this casting. “I just saw that Amy Schumer will play Barbie in an upcoming movie,” one jackass tweeted. “Now they should get Jonah Hill for Ken and I’ll be there on opening day.” “So Amy Schumer’s gonna play a FAT Barbie with a gut and two chins and a pie fetish,” another wrote. Yet another douchebag tweeted “More fat f-cks making the news. Amy Schumer as Barbie? The mental illness in Hollywood is mind-boggling.” But as disappointing as those reactions were, there were still some decent people in the world who hated this news for less superficial reasons. “Dear Hollywood,” one person asked, “please stop shoving Amy Schumer at us. Sincerely, everyone on planet earth.” “There are plenty of women of many sizes who aren’t racist ,” another commented. “They should consider them before Amy.” “Donald Trump as POTUS. Amy Schumer as Barbie. Tyga as still alive … Smg 2016… what else?” read one admittedly hilarious tweet. For what it’s worth, we’re kind of excited to see what Amy does with this. How are y’all feeling? View Slideshow: 16 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer
I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam… Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die… BUT THAT’s ok…. So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing… Good times… The post Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus…. I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME… Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK…. This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing… I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists… But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke… That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not.. The post Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it really depressing that the world, myself included, are posting pictures of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, even if I write about calling it out for being the garbage that it is, and that the women, mainly the Kendalls and the Hadids, who aren’t actual models, just are jacked up faced instagram sluts, in the Fast Food version of lingerie…that isn’t even hot to look at…it really isn’t…just go onto instagram and you’ll see 1000s of hotter girls that are less annoying….the level of followers or whether brands like Victoria’s Secret, that are garbage, but rich garbage, endorse them or not is totally irrelevant to whether they get naked, or whether they are hot, and this being some beacon on level of success is just fucking stupid…but all this shit is stupid…we live in stupid fucking times…where nothing has substance and nothing matters… But the tabloid story is that WEEKND, Canada’s Got Talent winner, with his voice of an angel that the world fell in love with, that has allowed him to break streaming records on Spotify – yesterday alone – with his songs that everyone love…was fucking this Hadid when she was just getting started at coat tail riding her sister….before her horse face looked this weird…and while he was dating her for the tabloids…he was fucking other girls in Canada – who I know….making their whole thing almost as big of a joke as me knowing about their whole thing….and last week they officially broke up…and this week they are on stage together…even though they never actually were together…and people are saying shit like “AWKWARD”…or whatever…when bitch is so empty and soulless awkward doesn’t exist…and homie probably fucked her before and after the show…you know since they’re in paris together and people like to fuck….very fucking dumb story, dumb post, I’d apologize but I’m too busy hating myself for participating… This is my life…are you fucking kidding…fast food candy coated dog shit…that’s what this is. Here she is in a see through at the after party… Here she is in the LOVE calendar bullshit advent calendar nonsense – that I’ve posted every day of december for a decade – where they mooch off various it people of the time The post Horse Face / Injected Jacked Up Face Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Rekindled of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shelley Hennig is a reminder that there will always be new pussy to focus on, fixate on, stare at, or even follow on social media….I follow something like 7,000 girls who don’t follow me back on Instagram alone, because I thought “They are kinda hot, worth looking at in their slutty pics, and possibly jerking off to if I am really in the mood to jerk off to some half naked girl, who is often times fully naked in her instagram stories, because that is the world we live in, social media is porn”….. So this one posted this image, that isn’t hot or erotic or anything, but a reminder that SO many girls will get naked for jokes, for likes, for fame, for fun, because girls are all programmed to be exhibitionists that cater to male erections….PROVE ME WRONG BITCHES.. Now who is this Shelley Hennig…who sin’t famous really, well she’s a 2004 Miss Teen USA, and now 12 years after being a teen, is a Soap Star and CW Series Star, in a show called TEEN WOlf, in Horror movies called OUJIA…like real fucking low level…but still one of a million girls…worth looking at…so thank you human race for being disgusting, but having a gender we are programmed to want to fuck…because it gives life purpose… Here’s some more of her social media antics..shes got 1.3 million followers…she matters.. A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Oct 9, 2016 at 11:04am PDT I like her… A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Jul 30, 2016 at 11:58am PDT Another… A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on Apr 23, 2016 at 12:26pm PDT She’s funny… The post Shelley Hennig in a Kiddie Pool in the Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is the Fanning that Dakota Fanning’s childhood died for…to have her exist… These aren’t exceptionally hot pictures, but really what are hot pictures in a world filled with hot pictures…but they are pictures, disposable, no one cares about…. But it seems that people are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place….. Right, because the media is paid off by the movie companies that her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works…..cash in like an Olsen Twin… The post Elle Fanning Spread Legged for C Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is the chubby 18 year old from TV that all you perverts think is hot, even if she’s a little on the dumpy side, because she’s had her sloppy tits rebuilt and they are still huge, with more sensitive nipples that are always hard, and that alone makes her more tolerable, plus she’s 18, despite having had her childhood robbed of her, and her shameless attention seeking is almost depressing, but at 18….even when fat the ass has a level of perk and tightness making it all ok…especially when harnessed into high Spandex count yoga pants…so for you creepy voyeurs who like watching a bitch from TV get into her car…because of the way it make her midget booty pop….enjoy… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Ass in Leggings and Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naomi Campbell lives… I am not really posting these pictures because they are something I can jerk off to – and that’s not because I am racist – because when it comes to black women – I think they are one of the most appealing species of human – I wouldn’t say I am a black fetishists, but I feel like a failure for never having enough swag to appeal to one – even the big ones….because my penis is just too small and they are the ones racist against me….so in a lot of ways, like a slave owner’s daughter, in exile from the black sauce, only instead of my overbearing slave owning dad keeping me away from the chocolatey goodness..it’s all on them….with their looks of disgust…like “there’s no way I’ll sit on your face and smother the fuck out of you like you want”…. That said, Naomi Campbell has been a lot of fun over the years, just a cunty high maintenance British model who has been given a taste of luxury – being labeled a supermodel – and has carried that rich princess attitude through life – causing scenes….. So she’s still alive, old as fuck, but black don’t crack, just her legs get a little chunkier and they’d be pretty good to wrap around your neck like a scarf, but she only likes Russian billionaires… The post Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look Chrissy Teigen is a pug faced, monster who has scammed both her husband’s wallet and the mainstream media – that gave her a TV show or at least a job on a TV show because she would whine on Twitter and go off on rants she thought was clever and funny – despite being obnoxious and entitled for a chubby titty chick who’s claim to fame, besides seducing some singer / songwriter / kanye west friend….has been bikini modeling for shit that doesn’t pay her… I guess this is post pregnancy, which took longer than expected considering the magnitude of how important it is to get knocked up by your wallet as soon as you can so that he doesn’t run away….or his payments don’t…terrible.. I’m not a fan and ignore 99 percent of the things she says, or does, and just laugh from the comfort of my soiled couch….and for some reason these sloppy tit pics made me waste 2 minutes posting them… Garbage human…but people have tits… The post Chrissy Teigen In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
