When you’ve seen a model nude or topless for pretty much her entire career. From Shaved Lesbian Haircut, social justice warrior looking hipster, all gender fluid and pansexual, who wants to bring down the patriarchy, while huffing blow at the latest and greatest NYC parties – amongst the rich and famous – who she ended up dating for attention or an angle – because these idiots are all full of shit – and their edginess is all candy-coated nonsense that is for social media image….because this bitch went on to be a Victoria’s Secret promo model…hardcore, edgy, keep posting those nudes yo..it almost makes her seem sincere and legit in her hustle…rather than seem like a fuckign Kardashian…kids these days….no substance. But the get naked. The post Stella Maxwell’s Topless and Censored for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Jean Underwood is someone we’ve known about or followed for a pretty long time, she’s in her 30s and was known for doing Playboy, back when Playboy got girls naked and paid them nicely to get naked, before instagram was created and everyone started getting naked, even girls who didn’t have that Playboy looking stripper vibe, which is actually why this one got so much love, she was small breasted, cute, just a normal looking 18 year old, and 18 despite being legal is fucking young….either way she existed…owned it..probably even has a Playboy tattoo on her asshole or cunt or something equally classy… Then she dated Ryan Seacrest who probably ravaged her ass like she was a dude or Dick Clarke or Simon Cowell who created him….because that’s what closet case woman haters do….he was probably jacked up on coke the whole time – to allow himself to get it up for a chick – as coke dick is a myth… From Ryan, she got some fake tits, terrible decision to fake tit haters like me, but he showed her the mind fuck that is hosting, and she replaced Olivia Munn on a show that even featured this very SITE, DrunkenStepfather.com – more than once – because I’m iconic, I just get no love for it – and no one believes me…so that opened up a whole new world for her to reach nerds who could jerk off to her…then the show got canceled, the network shut down…and she was left to fend for herself… Fast forward a fews years, all well rested and living in Oregon, this creature figured out how to grow her social media to massive size…and do the images she was doing for Playboy and really they are good enough…they aren’t overly cheesy, and she’s creating a name for herself, off the backs of all these other whores she cross promoted with, but she’s back in full force…. This is a video of her from Instagram Live that I watched last night and thought “Brilliant”….this girl is brilliant..and her ass is great too. Now I avoid promoting her because she’s shameless, but this is just too good to ignore…Thanksgiving Dreams baby. The post Sara Jean Underwood’s Butt Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift is rumored to be pregant, someone told me this probably 5 months ago, so I don’t know what point the baby starts to officially show, but she’s definitely looking thicker than usual, and I guess in efforts to distract from her FETUS in her WOMB from one of the many men she lets cum in her, she’s posing with a big black actor / drag queen from some Broadway play, because he makes her look thinner by comparison. Now I don’t get off on cross dressers, I don’t go to drag shows, but I like Drag Queens, even if I’m pretty indifferent on the whole thing, but at least they aren’t Trannies, because Trannies, despite being appealing to “straight” homophobes are freaks of nature, while Drag queens are just a good old fashion time… But I know at least one of you out there can’t help but jerk off to this, so this one’s for you. The post Pregnant Taylor Swift Manhandled By a Drag Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to live with these weird, religious, uptight, british people and every Christmas they would make us watch the Queen’s speech as some family tradition, before eating breakfast…it was their really boring tradition…. Well, when I saw this video of a Lohan making some insane statement with a snapchat filter, wishing you all a Happy Thanksigiving in her accent while talking about how busy she is…it reminded me of those days, only far more regal, relevan, important, inspiring even….you know words to fucking live by and watching her is something I’d want to make an ongoing tradition of, ideally in my bed, everyday because Lohan is not just my Queen that I worship, but my God… The post A Thanksgiving Message from My Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian compared their broken down faces that have been rebuilt with shitty face fillers – so that they are a living and breathing instagram filter….while more importantly they also compare their lipo suction stomachs and fake asses because that’s just what these low life trashy girls who make a lot of fucking money thanks to being rich, connected, well followed while the industry throws money at them – because they like to chase followers – rather than chase good content – as the world – is all a bunch of whores – and the Kardashians are just the product of that world – the figureheads that more girls imitate rather than lynch like the witches they are…..Garbage fucking people….this is not hot….but middle aged girls playing “hot” instagram hooker…they are fucking muppets…muppets that should be killed off but who are instead worth ruining thanksgiving over. There are only two pics out now – but there will be more – thanks fame whores for using fame whores to market bullshit – and perpetuate this hell we live… The post Kim and Khloe Kardashian Ass Show for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have no idea whether Juliana Herz is an instagram model, you know the fame whore kind who get naked and hashtag the fuck out of everything, when they are not doing nude shoots with trendy photographers for fake publications….or if she’s an actual model…because really they are one in the fucking same these days, and really the instagram hookers are the ones making the bulk of the money and landing the bulk of the rich guys, even if it’s just for 10,000 dollar fuck sessions. So it’s not a bad thing to be an instagram whore because ultimately, all these girls, mainstream or low level are all doing the instagram thing… That said, Juliana Herz is apparently Costa Rican and she’s killing this fucking already dead Turkey in what is oddly erotic / half naked in short shorts, video you’d expect Phoebe Price or the other low levels to be doing for coverage… She’s hot…her caption “me in a bikini, lathered up in oil whilst eating a giant turkey leg…because isn’t that what thanksgiving is all about?! ” This video is legendary and amazing – produced by the brilliant CHRIS APPLEBAUM /A> Here are some more angles: A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 23, 2016 at 4:12pm PST A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 23, 2016 at 4:11pm PST Some more of her pics: Follow her HERE Here are some more of his videos: Chocolate: A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 14, 2016 at 6:30pm PST Sparkling Water: A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 11, 2016 at 5:28pm PST Spaghetti A video posted by Chris Applebaum (@chrisapplebaum) on Nov 3, 2016 at 8:57pm PDT And so much more – Follow his instagram HERE The post Juliana Herz VS Turkey for Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anastacia is some 48 year old American singer – who I think had more internation fame than local fame – but I don’t really remember – because I can’t think of one Anastacia song…. What I do know is that she’s nude enough for a 48 year old in this photoshoot – that shows off her breast cancer stars…because she had breast cancer in 2003, then she had it again in 2013 – so she decided to go for the chop – and get the double mastectomy – intense….but fuck that noise, who wants to deal with cancer coming back over and over – chop that shit off – plus you can always get breast implants to still feel like like you have tits – even though dudes are really more into butthole than tit…unless they are homos…because tits don’t make the woman…vagina does… That said, here’s those pics….for you to give thanks for not having cancer – or beating cancer – or that there will be a cancer cure eventually saving tits everywhere… The post Anastacia Mastectomy Scars for Fault Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When it comes to Tennis, I feel like I’m probably like Serena Williams’ dad, you know all drawn into it because it’s so fucking white, pretentious, high class, and luxurious – and the likes of my people aren’t really welcomed to their secret white person clubs, where they get together and have white person meetings – where they discuss things like electing Trump because whites being replaced is the fall of America…or some shit… I also like that the the girls are overly butchy, they are fit, they wear little skirts, flash their panties, and yelp and moan like they are taking huge cock with every swing…and hit…it’s magical… A few sluts in the Tennis scene were in bikinis… First up Eugenie Bouchard – from my hometown – making her a hometown hottie – even though I prefer her twin sister – the party slut….. Second up Caroline Wozniacki – Good times…. The post Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
