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Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day

Kate Hudson had her mom and their family friends grab at her tits – because that’s what you do when you get fake tits – you pull them off and show them off for everyone to see because you invested in them tits – might as well get some use out of them….or make fun of them….because they are so silly – because as we know Kate Hudson’s track record of beingthe daughter of a famous person, is that she’s fucked a lot of people throughout her career as a celebrity who fame was handed to because she was born into it – and there’s good money in it – so why not do it… I am not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially not now that she’s 40, but she had a good ass, a suicide inspiring ass if you’re Owen Wilson trying to deal with her detached rich kid getting filled from every angle ways…. But I did think she was hot before she was famous – when she was probably 18 and just in some tabloids with her mom pre- acting because that’s the kind of pervert I am….but here she is doing some family weirdness… The post Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Fetish Bike Ride of the Day

Bella Thorne went on a bike ride in fetish shorts, that look like they aren’t breathable, which on a hot summer day or an LA day..means sticking, sopping, soaking, sweaty, dripping pussy….at least to me…because I am a pervert…. I know that this is zero interesting – and my writing is shit…I am a hack but I give thanks to the creation of Bella Thorne – from stage parents in florida with a bunch of kids, to older sisters whored out first to pave the way to actor in her own right – to instagram slut getting naked – because it’s all about social media – it’s all about getting naked on social media – it’s all about competing with social media whores and that’s done in the most empowering and fun as slutty as possible way to get that viral success…. I just hope for years to come – there will be more and more Bella Thornes taking provocative pics of themselves for their own channels like they are Playboy…because as a pervert I love the selfies.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Let’s revisit her panties on snapchat from yesterday – which were a good play… The post Bella Thorne Fetish Bike Ride of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Butt Shot of the Day

Bella Hadid is a Victoria’s Secret model now, because Victoria’s Secret is a trend setting company that digs through the depths of the world to find the next big model to turn into a promo model that sells shitty made in china overpriced panties…and sometimes the depths of the world is in your own backyard, knocking at your door, in the form of a social media hookers – that aren’t even first generation social media hookers. This one is a third generation social media hooker who mooched off her sister who was second generation that mooched off the first generation social media hookers we call the man killing kardashians…. So does that make her social media fame and the fact the media love her – because they love her followers something to legitimately celebrate? Is she worthy of the audience that as a rich and connected person you can buy. Is there any difference between her and a Kate Hudson or other child star who was in the media or movies because of family friends – does this have any less skill or talent than being a terrible actress… I figure it’s all fair game, plus social media fake models – living the model life – all get naked and give us butt shots…so there you fucking go…good job Hadid…the half Palestinian / Half sugar baby queen…. The post Bella Hadid Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Stares at Her Pussy of the Day

It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does… She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit… That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots… The post Miley Cyrus Stares at Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Foot in Cunt Disease of the Day

I don’t know why I think Emma Roberts is the greatest thing ever, but I have a feeling it has to do with her being skinny, the daughter of some broken down Oscar winning celebrity that probably gave her more than just a great allowance – but also some hefty emotional issues – making girl more fun to deal with…. I do know why I like these pics, because she’s got her foot up in her cunt, and if she was to just take off those damn pants and reposition herself, she’s flexible enough to foot fuck herself, which for anyone who has fucked a skinny chick will know, their pussies are so nimble and easy to fist because unlike fat chicks, they don’t have obesity weighing down, tightening up, taking up space that makes fisting more of a struggle…unless I am wrong and the skinny chicks I’ve fisted have been half dead crackheads who have had a handful of kids each…which is likely the case…but I’m allowed to analyze these pics however the fuck I want. The post Emma Roberts Foot in Cunt Disease of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Hard Nipples of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s friend is some instagram style photographer – and Kylie is just a top level instagram model -or personality – because a model would mean she’s got a tall, lean, model body…as I only consider models to be actual models – and the rest of the girls – who get naked or half naked – who are targeting black dudes who love social media and who are the reason vine existed – with the big fake asses and in Kylie’s case…fake everything else…you know 18 or 19 and already rockin’ a jacked up face and liposuction body – that allows all these girls to skip the instagram filter as they’ve instead purchased it in real life – to follow them everywhere they go…it’s like the real life facetune is shaping and filling and botoxing – and it’s a terrifying concept – it has totally negative effects on young girls who follow these idiots…but at least they are staying current with slutty half naked pics – because despite being vile and disgusting – I still like seeing them naked for attention…all the money in the world doesn’t seem to make them stop fighting for likes. It’s addictive, and far more fun than watching a heroin addiction, except in the Kardashian – kill all men in their life case – because seeing them die off would be a blessing to the world…something we could #blessed all day…. All these instagram pics look the same – but here’s some of her nipples from the shoot she’s been milking like it was the cow that is her, or her sisters…or I guess her dad turned mom… The post Kylie Jenner Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Sells Her Own Bikinis But Not in a Good Way of the Day

My first internet business was a long fucking time ago, probably in 1999 – when I met a girl who had read somewhere that she could sell her panties online for something like 100 bucks a pair back when eBay was less uptight about shit – when the internet was a free and magical place of anonymity and perverts – before it became one massive reality show – featuring everyone and their mother self promoting, gossiping, and fucking judging each other’s shitty fucking lives…while producing content that attempts to give the asshole substance and meaning – when it’s all just a giant high school level of garbage… Well…we figured if we found cheap panties, like 3 dollar a pair and we just used some glue stick and tuna juice on them, we could sell a bunch of pairs a day – and make a great profit…the only issue was she was 300 pounds and we couldn’t find someone who was semi hot to pose in daily panty photos…but I guess it was pretty enterprising of me and representative of my capabilities as a failure…who went onto be a blogger like fucking teen girl…instead of a dot com billionaire like so many idiots I’ve come across since 1999… That said, Alessandra Ambrosio is a VS model who is old, tired, boring, but has new fake tits that she likes to show off in her latter years….still under contract, making me assume her ALES collection of bathing suits isn’t competitive to her masters who own her, but rather just a brand they own and give her royalties on – she’s given them enough of her life… So when I say she’s selling bikinis, it’s not like pornstars selling their outfits from shoots, it’s actually just made in china shit that Donald Trump wants to end – if you’re lucky the only bodily fluid on it – is asian child labor blood…or tears…not Brazzilian model pussy juice…. This is the shoot in some fancy place….because this is what she does…it doesn’t even look like her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Sells Her Own Bikinis But Not in a Good Way of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Debate Time: Is Jennifer Lawrence the Hottest Actress Working Today?

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Family Queefing Together on Christmas for Thanksgiving of the Day

Nothing says thanksgivng like QUeefing by the Christmas tree….wtf internet…you’re so weird. Back when the site was more relevant – I would do a post called random google images, where I would do a google image search and post all the fucking weird shit that came up for that search…then out of anger for being flagged by google and not making the google ad money so many of these shitty sites made – I am talking millions off dollars off less traffic than me – I went on a mission to showcase how google’s youtube is just a weird fetish site, so I’d look up weird fetishes or random things I knew dudes were jerking off to hosted on youtube to call them out… Today, for some reason, I did a search for QUEEF…and some weird, mainly the lead in video, of a family watching their daughter QUEEF was a reminder of how weird YOUTUBE actually is…. The hottest of the QUEEF videos, is one that YOUTUBE won’t let me embed… BUT YOU CAN SEE HERE …. Here are some more QUEEF videos on YOUTUBE hosted and monetized by Youtube….Owned by Publicly Traded Company called GOOGLE….who make money off QUEEF videos…because they are a fetish site…the biggest fetish site in the world… Here’s another one… Here’s a better one…..who are these people…. Yoga Pose Queef…. With a Toy Mic…. Dog Sniffs Queef… Little known fact, my original internet name / handle / message board name was VBF for Vaginal Blood Fart… I was so progressive back then… The post Family Queefing Together on Christmas for Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts is Good of the Day

Emma Roberts is a lovely mainly because she’s skinny, Hollywood starlet raised by Hollywood people who were likely very fucked up people who shouldn’t be raising anything – assuming that her dad had any time for her – while he was self destructing after his oscar… I guess, when you peak…it’s ok to throw in the towel, do B movies all while trying to get as much cocaine and booze in you as possible… That said, we can assume that there are as many many deep rooted issues that come with being raised in LA, and a whole bunch more issues when you’re raised by famous people, then even more issues when you’re thrown into acting….just a weird as fuck reality…and those things make Emma Roberts all the more exciting….while she wears a dress that you can cum on and wipe off without it staining….Convenient… I like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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