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Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day

Heidi Klum always goes crazy for Halloween and people, mainly old people, get excited for her crazy and outrageous outfits… She likes Halloween so much, that for a good period of her life she dressed up as a little blonde woman who got destroyed by a big black scarred up face black guy with a voice of an angel…with a dick as big as a child’s arm…that wasn’t big enough to Klum to really destroy her vagina as much as German people. the inventors of BDSM and scat would want…but in the process she did shit out a bunch of beige babies…Hilter would be so disappointed… She was on Ellen, dancing like she was the kid in the SIA video as Ellen pretended to be SIA…but more masculine…and the whole thing was silly…but not as silly as her costume involving a herd of Heidi Klums, like a bad snapchat filter, like the narcissism you’d expect from a model who at 50 still looks this good…weathered…but good… And here are those pics…of Heidi Klum…just having a good time…because she’s won at life..and all it took was being hot…good deal. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Oct 31, 2016 at 7:58pm PDT The post Heidi Klum’s Doing SIA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt for Harper”s Bazaar Mexico of the Day

As a racist, you’d probably be amazed that Mexico isn’t a fourth world country, where people are just making corn tortillas all day, riding Donkeys for American perverts, while waiting in line at the borders to try to break into America, for a life of glory working as a hotel staff or dishwasher… Mexico is actually a pretty booming place, with lots of industry, sophistication, art, music and food…so they have their own magazines, or versions of American magazines like Harper’s Bazaar…where they feature very important American women you’ve never heard of, but she hangs with Taylor Swift socially and works for the evil underwear empire, so she must be seen as homegrown hotty….in a world of outsourcing hot pussy to Eastern Europe and BRazil thanks to the obesity crisis of America… Her name is Martha Hunt, she’s not very important…but she is your ambassador of hot pussy on an international level..and this is the best they could do with her…getting her in a pissing behind a pick-up truck pose…HOT….but next time let’s see the piss stream…to make it a little more authentic and real…and more importantly…WORTH LOOKING AT… The post Martha Hunt for Harper”s Bazaar Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Concern Yourself With Nothing Other Than January Jones' Cleavage

January Jones’s Cleavage Will Keep You Warm All Winter… read more

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Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day

Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America… Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country… I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be… The post Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day

Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America… Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country… I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be… The post Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maise Williams Tits with Sophie Turner for Halloween of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but apparently Maise Williams and Sophie Turners are the girls who the nerds who are obsessed with that sci/fi fantasy shit….which turns out to be everyone…because so many people watch this Dragon Shit…jerk off to.. I guess since they don’t need costumes on Halloween since they are in costume everyday of their life…and at CosPlay events and shit for those nerds who are obsessed with that sci/fi shit get to meet them in person for an autograph they pay for…after waiting in line for hours…so they have that personal contact to jerk off to…you know to make jerking off to the girls better…. But that doesn’t mean MAISE, like the fresh corn of our Native friends we raped, can’t wear a push-up bra…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maise Williams Tits with Sophie Turner for Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Turner Earns Her Nips Badge As Sexy Girl Scout

Trick or teat! Maisie Williams has been heating up Instagram over the past 24 hours with not one, but two hot pics with the equally sexy Sophie Turner!… read more

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Demi Lovato as Slutty Dorothy of the Day

Demi Lovato is slutty Dorothy…unfortunately not Dorothy from the Golden Girls, who has the same sex appeal as Demi Lovato normally has….but since her breakup from longtime boyfriend FES from That 70s Show…. She’s gone from “no make up monday”….and “Fat slob on stage, own your body, I love eating all day, because I’m bi-polar, love food, it’s a great angle to be lazy and eat all day, plus the world is fat and lazy also so they buy into it…awesome”….. To…”here I am half naked in a onesie showing off my thonged ass on stage, to here I am dressing up in some weird fetish shit for Wizard of Oz perverts like you”… Girls are so typical… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato as Slutty Dorothy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio as Jessica Rabbit of the DAy

I guess Alessandra Ambrosio is putting her new fake tits to use…dressed as Jessica Rabbit…something that would probably make you Roger Rabbit fetishists come yourself… Part of me loves seeing hot models in costumes showing off their bodies….even when they are old, even after having a kid…because models…bounce back from childbirth, their lives and bank accounts rely on it….unlike lying housewives from all walks of life who don’t bounce back from the hell that is child birth…. Now that doesn’t mean her vagina is well contained…but we can’t tell from these shitty pics….but it’s Halloween…so yay…I guess…whatever…just go outside and see all the slutty pussy being slutty pussy…as slutty pussy tends to be… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio as Jessica Rabbit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass Has a Bunny Tail of the Day

Ariel Winter was dressed as a fat girl confident in her body – thanks to having a lot of money and being praised by the masses, but more importantly her immediate circle for so many years, allowing her to have an ego and filter to filter out the haters…so that she can live a life of confidence….and half nakedness because it feels good to expose yourself to the world… I guess…she’s dressed as a fat girl with a fat ass that has a white cotton ball lodged in her that she was trying to use to properly wipe her fat ass because it’s hard to reach due to obesity…and it got stuck… Or maybe it’s just a slutty bunny tail butt plug…from fetish porn she was filming to make her feel like art…. Or maybe…she’s a Playboy bunny because original costume ideas is theme of every Halloween…I guess we can say at least she’s not Harley Quinn… Here’s some more…. TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass Has a Bunny Tail of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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