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Bella Thorne’s Halloween Costume of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne wore lingerie – because it’s Halloween…but also because it’s social media and any excuse she can to be racy or half naked…whether in the gym, at the beach, on set, or doing photoshoots for Playboy….this girl milks it like it is the cow Ariel Winter…. I’m actually pretty disappointed in her performance, you’d think as a girl walking that fine line of mainstream slutty, and too hardcore for Disney, which is probably not hardcore at all, at least not behind the closed doors of their execs…but too hardcore as an image….and so far she’s mastered it…because she can pretend her intent is wholesome, innocent and the people sexualizing her are just sexualizing her… You’d think Halloween, like it is for so many girls, would be the day she can really push it, since she pushes it all the fucking time….but she’s let us down…I guess you can’t keep good things going forever…eventually they crack..but I prefer when they crack in the other way…you know falling apart at the seams with sex tapes and other amazingness…not shitty Halloween costumes… Here she is making out with her boyfriend… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Halloween Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Halloween Costume of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne wore lingerie – because it’s Halloween…but also because it’s social media and any excuse she can to be racy or half naked…whether in the gym, at the beach, on set, or doing photoshoots for Playboy….this girl milks it like it is the cow Ariel Winter…. I’m actually pretty disappointed in her performance, you’d think as a girl walking that fine line of mainstream slutty, and too hardcore for Disney, which is probably not hardcore at all, at least not behind the closed doors of their execs…but too hardcore as an image….and so far she’s mastered it…because she can pretend her intent is wholesome, innocent and the people sexualizing her are just sexualizing her… You’d think Halloween, like it is for so many girls, would be the day she can really push it, since she pushes it all the fucking time….but she’s let us down…I guess you can’t keep good things going forever…eventually they crack..but I prefer when they crack in the other way…you know falling apart at the seams with sex tapes and other amazingness…not shitty Halloween costumes… Here she is making out with her boyfriend… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Halloween Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland Ass of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid. The post Willa Holland Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Danica Patrick Is Impressively Sexy

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The following things impress me: people who know the difference between there, their, and they’re and use them correctly, people who can answer the Jeopardy question before it’s finished being asked, and Danica Patrick. And of all those things, Danica Patrick impresses me the most because she is super hot, super strong, and super sexy. … read more

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Double Prize: Gwyneth Paltrow and Elizabeth Hurley Sexy

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Sexy In Different Ways, But Sexy Just The Same… read more

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Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions. I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile. I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage… I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER. Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her… The post Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin is not completely useless, she’s proven that you don’t need to be a model to be a model, you just need to be Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, with a good enough marketing team and a fake friendship with the Jenners to be the third or fourth fake friend casted to go to events with them….garbage…when not fucking Bieber when she was underage…that’s his thing. Sure, she’s skinny enough and young enough to want to fuck…I guess…or look at in her panties showing off her legs in panties….but more importantly, she’s got followers on instagram…which is all that really matters in this very sad and depressing world…because it can be faked by rich people…and isn’t really as “organic” or “authentic” as they pretend… The post Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos’ Old Lady Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Maria Menounos’ most notable bikini pic that I post every time I do a post on Maria Menounos is these pussy flash of her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once …. It’s really the only thing I know about her, other than that she was a host of a shitty entertainment show people obviously watch, but shouldn’t watch, because these celebrity tabloid shows are fucking garbage owned by the celebrities to perpetuate their bullshit careers…it’s all a scam… I like that I know she probably expected way more out of life than being the Mary Hart of her generation…because why else is she out there posting bikini pics like a low level famewhore…it’s pretty simple self promotion…something she’s obviously got figured out…having been the host of a celebrity owned tabloid show to perpetuate their celebrity existence… That’s probably why I have very little to say about Menounos…that is interesting or new….fresh…but when dealing with a played out, old, washed up twat posing obnoxiously in her bikini…again…as repetitive as my commentary on her…I’m left uninspired…and interested at looking at cheesy bikini shoot selfies from girls just coming up – not girls who almost made it – in the lowest level way….not into it..but I guess she looks hot for an old lady…those looks are how she ended up on TV in the first place…but I’m thinking some FACETUNE photoshop went into the production of these pics… The post Maria Menounos’ Old Lady Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley Social Media Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails….but now…today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or he’ll pull the plug…because some puppets remain puppets forever…and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to fuck when you’re wife is at bowling on thursday nights… The post Elizabeth Hurley Social Media Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old… I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks ….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”… So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same… Garbage.. The post Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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