Bill Murray is a national treasure. Honestly, I’m a little surprised it took him this long for them to give him the Mark Twain Prize for Comedy, but finally the Kennedy Center decided to honor this great man. While the ceremony should be all about him, did you see Emma Stone? Damn, she is one fine woman…. read more
Bar Refaeli recently had a kid, but she’s a bikini model, and bikini model she will do, because we live in an era of empowered women, where bodyshaming is illegal, and that fat girls can join the party they usually waited in the corner until 3 am to pick up loose ends…and having a kid, despite it ravaging the vagina…doesn’t kill a career like it should…and apparently neither does 30th birthdays….or acne…or anything…it’s the era of flaws…and I feel like I am an old man, because I am an old man, trying to navigate new territory….not because I don’t fuck disgusting girls…I have fucked real fucking disgusting girls…I just don’t like flaws when content is produced around girls who are paid to be hot…call me a perfectionist..with high expectations…except in every aspect of my life…but this isn’t about my life…this is the internet…and I want it to do better….and go back to saying “you’re old, you’re fat, shut the fuck up, or show us breast feeding videos…we like breast feeding videos…but do it without the baby..you know just lactating videos…yeah….”…. But I never get what I want…but apparently Bar does, as she dates rich guys and is on vacation in rich person places…being the arm candy that validate all the time dude spent getting rich… She’s a Jewish icon…the jerk off material to the Orthodox Koshers who can only jerk off to jewish girls…and along with Natalie Portman…is probably top tier Jewish pussy…and that alone…is good enough…you know since they are the chosen ones… I prefer her weird ass video… A video posted by Bar Refaeli (@barrefaeli) on Oct 9, 2016 at 6:32am PDT The post Bar Refaeli Post Pregnancy Bikini in Luxurious Setting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
No one gives a fuck about Howe Twins – Carla Howe. Only 75,000 people follow her on social media – which is virtually no one for someone who gets naked or has made a career out of being naked – and more interestingly, she only gets 700 likes on pictures of her half naked…which means she’s a real fucking nobody…. But leave it up to the UK paparazzi to capture fame-whoring moments of someone who wants it so bad, despite spending the last decade getting naked with her twin sister, a huge fetish for so many people, and she’s got that Kardashian fake face, fake tit, fake ass look….making the whole fail on her end a real fucking fail….in the grand scheme of things…but when you see outfits like this for the paparazzi..it’s a small win…under the umbrella of failure….but at least she’ll always have her escorting to pay her rent… The post Carla Howe of the Howe Twins Subtle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued… I’m thinking at least one… TO SEE HER IN A CRAZY BELL BOTTOM INSANE LOOKING OUTFIT CLICK HERE The post In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charli XCX is a pretty likeable girl, she goes to all the hip parties, hangs out with all the hip people, has low level celebrity, even lower level of celebrity than Rita Ora, but LA people fucking love British accents and they fucking love any level of celebrity…so those people in LA looking for anyone of some relevance to eat up, exploit, hang out with….attach themselves to her…and throughout all that – she shows off her big tits…in any way she can…and that’s pretty clever…because people love tits… Everyday may be halloween to her, always in disguise, unsure of who she actually is, dressed up in character, but today she’s in a literal costume and giving us just a little more tit that usual…because she’s hard workin’. Not very good at performing or singing…but who needs good…that’s what mute is for….we just want to watch…by want to watch…I mean…we will watch when a pervert internet blogger puts up the pics…because we are filling in the hours of life before death… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jaime King must be hiding her track marks from when she was a heroin addict with her photographer boyfriend who ended up dying from the heroin…back when she was a model…rockin’ that skinny heroin chic of the late 90s…because she is that old… She’s also hiding her stomach, because she’s likely got a mangled stomach, probably from c-section scars or just from making babies, as babies destroy a motherfucker’s body..including pussy…and sex appeal and it’s just part of the many reasons you shouldn’t breed..along with kids are ungrateful parasites that mooch off you in every way, that don’t care about you or value you, because you’re expected to be nice to them…. Either way, she’s a terrible actress, totally insincere, but she’s made it work for her…even if you can’t name anything she’s been in, you probably remember her tits in fashion shoots back in the days of internet celebrity nudity gallery sites…that got me into this bullshit in the first place.. She looks so old and beat up…because I guess she is…things end…it happens…nothing is forever…but at least it happened…at least that’s probably what she’s thinking as she’s at the Four Seasons…all rich and fancy…and easily forgotten. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you are around the same age as me, your favorite television show growing up was The Wonder Years and your first crush was Winnie Cooper. While we know that Kevin and Winnie didn’t end up together (spoiler if you never saw the final episode), you probably always wondered what the hell happened to Winnie Cooper. Well, I think we finally have an answer; she became a sexy jazz singer…. read more
As a comedian known for pushing boundaries, we shouldn’t be surprised that Amy Schumer is currently embroiled (yes, EMBROILED) in heated Internet controversy regarding her Beyoncé “Formation” parody video. Amy addressed the criticism with the unexpected post above, and thus, side boob was born!… read more
If you’re really into seeing old, wasted up, Victoria’s Secret models on the beach taking selfies, because they realize that they need social media to survive… Her hashtag is “foreverOnVacation”….which in and of itself is fucking obnoxious, bragging about how great she is and how she beat the system, all for being “hot” according to Victoria’s Secret and the lazy american audience who shop there and believe their hype… When really she should look into her vapid self and think “What could I do with all this money I made being a fucking half naked whore, exploiting myself for a brand that exploits women and sets unrealistic ideals”…you know a little “I am fucking garbage, and have no soul, but I cashed out”…I guess those are too long for hashtags…and ForeverOnVacation has more of a fun ring to it…. Even though her vacation life is her taking selfies like a desperate 20 year old, trying to grow her social reach so that when she does quit the VS life, she’ll have a big base to sell product to. She’s an opportunist, using you…and her bikini pics aren’t even good…so fuck this shit..the most uninspiring, flimsy content ever…garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post ALessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie on the Beach in Malibu of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rat Cow…keeps trying…let this be your moment of very basic, low level, even depressing because she tries so fucking hard, resilience….and more importantly diversity…for a girl who has so many fucking social media followers that she will always be able to monetize…but has so little purpose in life or in what she does…but she can do two very basic and important things…show her ass when showing her tits seems a little tired and boring even though her tits are the only reason she matters…and show her ass or tits…is what she will do…because that is her skill set…one any primate can do…but that only the cleverest primate can make a million dollars a year with.. What a fucking joke…she’s garbage..but her ass..and tits…are great…so keep showing them, inspiring the youth…with your positive message to girls.. TO SEE SOME RANDOM PAPRAZZI PICS OF THIS WHORE CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .