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Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut… No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist. Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet.. One more time… The post Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surfer Anastasia Ashley's Ass Is Unreal In New Video

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

29-year-old Anastasia Ashley may have started as a surfer – and even won a national title at the age of 16 – but now she’s a surfer / MODEL, and isn’t afraid to show off her banging bod on social media! Is that the most perfect ass in the world? … read more

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Surfer Anastasia Ashley's Ass Is Unreal In New Video

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

29-year-old Anastasia Ashley may have started as a surfer – and even won a national title at the age of 16 – but now she’s a surfer / MODEL, and isn’t afraid to show off her banging bod on social media! Is that the most perfect ass in the world? … read more

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Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Fanning in some boring pictures I don’t know whether I posted already or not because they are boring pics and they are Dakota Fanning…who doesn’t really matter now that her family has replaced her as their favorite with her younger sister ELLE, who is hotter and less creepy because her childhood wasn’t robbed of her and she wasn’t forced to go on talk shows for millions of people to judge her…or feel the pressure of a career that could easily collapse…when other kids her age were getting their fucking periods…which I guess are all the things that make me like Dakota Fanning better than the sister…you see the broken ones are the best ones…they have more darkness, substance and willingness to either perform or get wasted with and fuck the issues out of them…on your face…. So boring pics of Dakota Fanning…are actually exciting pics of Dakota Fanning…because there are layers and layers of an emotionally battered girl…with a lot of money…both thanks to being exploited by mom and dad…the two people you’re supposed to trust…awesome. The post Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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How Does Jessica Chastain Keep Getting Hotter And Hotter?

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have never been one to believe in the supernatural or mystic powers or anything like that. In my opinion, the human mind is so complex it can totally play tricks on us, make see things that aren’t there, make us believe the unknown is true. And yet, I can’t help but think Jessica Chastain has cast some kind of spell over me because every single time I see her she seems to get hotter and hotter. … read more

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Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to always confuse Hannah Ferguson for one of the other Sports Illustrated models that I have been told is an actual hooker you can rent for the night for 10k, or maybe it is 20k, I don’t know both are outrageous prices to someone like me – who wouldn’t really pay for sex unless it was more as a joke – like a 20 dollar blowjob or less…from a crackhead who wants more crack…but to me is less about paying for sex and more about helping a friend in need out…just after letting her suck my dick… The point being that 20k isn’t a lot of money for a lot of people, there are countless rich dudes, whether drug dealers and criminals, or corporate execs who are also criminals, or dot com business people on the hustle…where seeing a bitch from Sports Illustrated and being able to fuck her for 20k is worth it…a power play…but no different than the crackwhores I deal with..just on a different tax bracket..and the fact that some / a lot of these models are doing this…is not empowering, the whorification of america..it’s fucking gross…have some self respect…you fucking sluts addicted to the rich person lifestyle…so much that you’ll whore yourself for it… Now Hannah Ferguson could be a whore, a lot of them are, but I don’t have confirmation on that…but she is the kind of get naked for magazines that don’t matter but that are still putting content out for men…you know a girl who thinks she’s hot, and I guess is hot in the most basic and obvious form…and I guess she likes the attention or being celebrated while naked in magazines, and wants to be stared at…they all do…that’s why they do this…I mean if you have huge tits…you might as well use them… Maxim used to pay me for clicks – then they started sending me take down notices years later for pics they paid me to post – so I find them fucking annoying – but here are the pics anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is walking around in a body suit that reminds me of sex in the 90s, with the crotch snap on a piece of clothing that touched pussy / asshole and nipple all at the same time, nothing like a piece of fabric with shit stains, period stains and lactating titty stains ALL AT THE SAME TIME…. a piece of clothing that was re-released by the assholes at American Apparel…to relive the glory days of the 90s….and she looks like a street hooker, all puffy nippled…with her little shorts on…and I am a fan…. Just a good old fashioned slutty enough, super mainstream and commercial, redhead from TV, in an era where no one watches TV, so that she was forced to become a social media hit, posting just slutty enough pics to get the mass men who troll the internet into her and talking about her…while she just played it cool and innocent,…despite knowing she gets off to this shit…she fucking sits at home and fucks herself with her hairbrush while her gay boyfriend sexts with boys…because that’s the kind of wholesome girl I think she is…her marketing campaign…has worked….not overly naked, just naked enough to keep us coming back… that’s what none of thee naked bitches understand…you get more if you keep your damn clothes on….empowered…bullshit..this is where basic seduction is at… Here’s her tongue… The post Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Aspiring Actress Shows Her Tits Cuz She’s a Star of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Haley Nicole Permenter is an aspiring actress you’ve never heard of… I know nothing about her, but I can assume that she’s got 12 followers on social media and she’s doing the showing of her tits to get noticed in her quest to gain followers….or create what they call “ART” …. because she’s not booking any jobs after moving to LA from the Midwest or some shit and she’s on a fucking timeline….you know before she runs out of her savings, or her rich Corn farmer dad is threatening to cut her off from her dreams… It could also be what these new feminists who grew up on porn do…they go as close to the edge as they can…which is usually panties on…because compared to all throat fucking gangbang content out there…you can throw a filter on it and pretend it’s artistic and just tits….while the psychology of it is still a girl pulling her tits out for a photographer for the sake of getting noticed on the internet…which for people like me is awesome.. There was a time before social media that I remember having to negotiate for hours to get nudes…sometimes even weeks…and now they are just everywhere…and girl doesn’t even need to be an actor or model…she just has to call herself one…and poof…like magic…it materializes and she exists… I wish that worked for gynecologist…like if I put my TINDER profile to Gyno…would people believe….like they believe “published model”…and take me seriously as I finger blast them… I doubt it.. Again…nothing wrong with Haley Nicole Permenter or what she’s doing…In fact…I love it… The post Some Aspiring Actress Shows Her Tits Cuz She’s a Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is such horse shit when a girl pretends getting naked on the internet, or doing porn, is empowering and progressing the state of the woman species. Now I am not a hater or against girls getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…and let them think it’s empowering, as we look on with erections in hand…as we need masturabtion fodder. If women were to desexualize themselves officially, but withdrawing getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…we would be forced to jerk off to the millions of hours of porn already produced, that is exactly the same scenes, over and over…HOW WOULD WE SURVIVE… Instead, these low levels, try to be high levels, by intellectualizing, or adding some “Women’s Studies Theory”…to what they are doing, it helps them sleep at night…when really the getting naked, being a shameless, loose in the hips, trashy, crying for attention while showcasing their body due to narcissism and the fact it’s an easy angle…is just trashy.. Now I like trashy women, I just don’t think Trashy women make sense when they pretend they are anything but trashy women, it’s one of those “ok woman, run your mouth, talk about whatever it is you’re talking about, we won’t listen to you anyway…because we are looking at your tits”… If you’re a fame whore, trying to get out there, seen, celebrated….and you’re doing it by getting naked, the dudes hiring you are only into it cuz you get naked…and they like what they see…this isn’t empowering you fucking idiot…this is just perpetual sexualizing of the woman form…and keep it up, it’s great…you empowerd woman…you… What a joke… TO SEE RAT COW ON A WALK WITH HER LUNCH SHOWING HER FLAT STOMACH CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Smoke Break with Marloes Horst Smoking Cigarette for the Kids of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was once a smoker…but I quit that shit due to not being able to breathe and being disgusted by it. I’d rather give myself cancer in more fun ways – like putting my cellphone in my underwear and hope for the best…which I figure could result in a super hero half retard baby with the right fertile homeless pussy with a radioactive womb….or it could be just a solid way to deal with not using condoms with the women I meet on tinder…assuming I can get an erection… So seeing people smoke, models or fucking fat french Canadian women eating donuts…I wonder..why the fuck are they smoking…and I’m a dude who likes to self distruct…but at least smoke things that fucking destroy your mind…or take you on a fucking journey…rather than just control your appetite, make you stink, and deal with your anxiety caused by all the caffeine… I hate smokers…but I know one dude named HornyLohanAWanker from the comments, before I used third party commenting software….who FUCKING loves it…so this Victoria’s Secret model giving the kids bad role model….smoking is for him….and her nipples are for the rest of us… The post Smoke Break with Marloes Horst Smoking Cigarette for the Kids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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