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Lea Michele in Shape Magazine of the Day

It amazes me that anyone would want to see Lea Michele in Shape Magazine, unless it’s like that COVERGIRL CAMPAIGN FEATURING A GAY DUDE WHO LIKES MAKE-UP …because for the longest time, before she got her face fillers, I was convinced, at least based on her sex appeal, that she was a dude…with the voice of an angel..like this one guy who used to sing Celine Dion and Whitney Houston at the gay Karaoke bar I’d go to for cheap drinks on Ladies night…because ladies in gay bar think when you DONALD TRUMP them with a grab them int he pussy, that you’re just a curious homo being swayed to the dark hetero side thanks to their tits…an honor really…and if you can add honor to sex assault as the college girls are calling it…in what we’d probably call flirting…everyone’s happy.. That said, she’s in shape in Shape…and I don’t really care what shape she’s in, I am not jerking off to any of this… The post Lea Michele in Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Heard Makes A Sexy Splash As Mera

With Halloween growing closer everyday those of you who enjoy wearing dressing or have a party to attend in costume, you might be pondering going as a superhero. It’s an old classic, everyone looks as a superhero, but you’ve probably never considered going as Aquaman. I get it, but once you take a look at Amber Heard as Mera, you might want to change your mind. … read more

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Alex Trebek VS Nerdcore Nerds of the Day

One of the contestants on Jeoparty Jeopardy was talking about the music she loves or listens to called Nerdcore, which she goes onto explain is people rapping about being nerds, into comic books, unable to find romantic partners…basically what I call virgin losers who are the only people who read this site, and who occasionally break out of their mom’s basement with some dot com billion dollar company…where they are celebrated and pussy is thrown at them…they even let you grab them in the pussy…just to have a taste of your very valuable semen…so they can throw it back into their twat and get pregnant so that they can retire…but I generally think they just sit around playing video games – getting fatter and fatter – greasier and greasier and cum scented because all that masturbating gets into their pours and is hard to wash out when you don’t wash…eventually finding a really fat lonely chick in the same situation as them – who they can do sci/fi fanatasy – comicon things together…but usually they just die alone… And who Alex Trebek calls losers…to their loser faces…because he’s rich off loser nerds he calls losers…cuz he’s winning! The post Alex Trebek VS Nerdcore Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach Fitness Pants Leonardo DiCaprio Used to Wear of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is so overrated, just look at her ass…it is a flat, unexciting, uninspired, dimply but Leonardo Dicaprio co-signed her, he pretended she was the girlfriend because he’s gay..and that took her from being a low level promo model no one cared about from Sports Illustrated, to an very high profile actress who plays Pam Anderson in the new Baywatch that I hope no one bothers seeing…because I don’t like supporting the success of low levels. I like them to stay in the bottom of the barrel at the bargain basement they belong in. It’s like girl has one job, and that’s to have a nice ass..she’s a bikini model..and despite being skinny – it looks like she’s given up…that’s what making it does for these people…they get their dreams and egos validated… Here she is in fitness pants…bad ass….still worth having it sit on your face and here she is doing some weird posing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Fitness Pants Leonardo DiCaprio Used to Wear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor is Amazing of the Day

Petra Nemcova and her big tits….that survived the Tsunami….making them super hero tits…unlike her boyfriend who died in the Tsunami…who she wasn’t romantic enough to Romeo and Juliette dude…and die with him…and who probably was who she used to step on to climb the tree that saved her before dude was swiped away… Most tits I know can’t even pay their own rent…they barely suck dick enough to justify getting their rent paid…bare minimum bitches…but these tits have been making their own money forever…when they aren’t surviving natural disasters….because that’s just how communism works…it makes fucking survivors…with hero tits..that I can stare at while at events!! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Box in Leggings of the Day

I would have expected Kate Upton’s Box to be way bigger, but I guess I should have just googled her nude pictures from the iphone leak to really figure that one out, instead of looking at her weirdly skinny legs that carry her weirdly shaped body – that she’s been working out hard as plus sized modelling doesn’t work out for everyone, especially when they started out as being a normal sized model with plus sized sloppy tits…if anything the teasing, the ridicule, the cyberbullying, the fat shaming….broke her down..as brands stopped using her – not that she needs their money. Her grandfather invented the Washing Machine and a company called Whirlpool… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Box in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chanel West Coast Ass of the Day

Chanel West Coast is some manufactured porn looking rapper…that was created on MTV and that as a white female rapper from an MTV show…she has a fat ass who no one really cares about, except maybe for 15 year old suburban girls who hang out at their local mall…and like all white female rappers who get black dudes to produce beats for them…her fat ass is her currency…and this is the equivalent for her as when dudes show off their stacks of money…all to get the white girls to buy into their bullshit music…that isn’t even music…and that doesn’t really matter because most people don’t know who she is…she she flashes ass…it gets you noticed! The post Chanel West Coast Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez – No Bra See Through Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez is not dead….I thought she had some mental breakdown because of Bieber, or drugs, that she blamed on Lupus, because that’s her angle…if you have a potentially terminal disease…milk it as hard as you can, angle it as hard as you can, and push it as hard as you can so that everyone who would otherwise hate you for being a vapid little spoiled cunt…who mistreats everyone in her way…because spoiled and gets what she wants thanks to being coddled by everyone…this way they can blame it on Lupus.. Well apparently, these are pictures of her braless with a fan….that could be old…from before she went offline in her rehab stint…or maybe she walks amongst us hoping to not be noticed since she looks like all other Mexicans to all your racists…or maybe that’s the reason for the no-bra…do it so they don’t see your face…who cares.. The post Selena Gomez – No Bra See Through Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow Changes The Meaning Of Express Lane

Don’t you hate it when you run to the grocery store real quick to pick up one or two items and you jump into the express lane only to get stuck behind some old person who clearly has more than 12 items? Yeah, I hate it too. The only time it’s okay to use the express lane without the correct number of items is when you are purchasing a sexy Gwyneth Paltrow. … read more

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Battle Of The Redheads: Amy Adams Vs. Isla Fisher

In This Battle, Everyone Wins… read more

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