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Movie Nudity Report: The Girl on the Train, The Birth of a Nation, and The Greasy Strangler 10.7.16

It’s a nudity filled weekend whether you’re headed to the multiplex or the art house!… read more

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Sophie Turner's Cleavage? Yes Please

In life, every day can’t be the best day ever. We all can’t be winners. Sometimes we just aren’t going to hit the mark. But you take the good and you take the bad, you take them both and then you have Sophie Turner in a not-so-awesome dress with some really awesome cleavage. … read more

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Dakota Fanning in Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

Dakota Fanning is in black and white for Vanity Fair Italy…black and white makes shitty digital pics look all artistic and conceptualized…the filter of fake artists everywhere…which is appropriate because Dakota Fanning isn’t an artist…she’s part of the mainstream Hollywood empire…and she was trained to bullshit her way through it…when really she’s just been exploited by the industry…or by her parents making her a little earner who still jumps on the bed to try to connect with the youth that was robbed of her…that made her a little creepy robot… The post Dakota Fanning in Vanity Fair Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alana Champion is Lily Rose Depp’s BFF of the Day

Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I hope this one is 18, not 16, because some photographer and magazine called GALORE published these pics of her…because they are on top of the current social media trends… I wonder what life is like for some spoiled brat white girl tween, who is marketed as Lily Rose Depp’s friend. It’s the Nicole Riche of her Generation.. But she’s in underwear and she is all edgy and dark in the content she produces, all shot on film looking 1970s Larry Clark…or indy film…cowboy hats and lingerie level erotica…which I dig….it’s like the grainy porn I liked before porn and instagram models turned glossy, cheesy and cheap… She looks too young to be looking at half naked…but it’s the porn generation..so do what you gotta do with this… The post Alana Champion is Lily Rose Depp’s BFF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Who's The Lucky Friend To Help Adèle Exarchopoulos With Her Top?

There’s an old saying that “A good friend will help you move, but a great friend will help you move a body.” Sure, it’s a classic and everyone laughs whenever someone says it, but there is a little bit of truth to that saying. I think it’s time for an update on this timeless saying, however. How about “A good friend will help you move, but a great friend will help Adèle Exarchopoulos with her top so her boob doesn’t pop out.”… read more

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Who's The Lucky Friend To Help Adèle Exarchopoulos With Her Top?

There’s an old saying that “A good friend will help you move, but a great friend will help you move a body.” Sure, it’s a classic and everyone laughs whenever someone says it, but there is a little bit of truth to that saying. I think it’s time for an update on this timeless saying, however. How about “A good friend will help you move, but a great friend will help Adèle Exarchopoulos with her top so her boob doesn’t pop out.”… read more

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Caption CompeTITion: Dianna Agron Almost Nipple Edition

Welcome to the Mr. Skin Caption CompeTITion! Each week we’ll look at a Skin-approved pic and really try to capture its essence, its gestalt, its… nudity, through a caption. The post will be updated when the best caption is chosen, and the winner will be contacted via e-mail to receive a Mr. Skin t-shirt or other skintastic swag. Good luck!… read more

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Alena Blohm for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day

Alena Blohm is a german model and she’s in this 90s throwback Calvin Klein underwear campaign, not that she remembers the 1990s, she was only born in 1993, but forgetting is something the Germans seem pretty good at, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t…. That said, all these young hipsters are reliving the 90s hard, companies are re-releasing 90s products, their ads are all 90s, and it makes me feel like it’s a reminder of when AIDS was still a thing, not that any of you were getting laid in the 90s, missing out on all that fun, but you were jerking off to Baywatch…which is almost the same thing… The post Alena Blohm for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bra Through Her Dress of the Day

???????????????????????? A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Oct 5, 2016 at 10:32am PDT Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…etc Now she is of age – in big movies and trying to be a pop star – even though she’s relatively uninteresting, but I guess in trying to be interesting she leaned up, is less big and bulky as she was, and is touring fashion week – trying to be fashionable – you know to dial into her bullshit – anyone can be a pop star especially when they have an agent and are in movies – artistry… Next stop…nipples….but for now all we got is bra. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE Here she is in a skirt that is plastic enough for cum to drip off To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE Here she is choking herself…because she’s trying to sexualize herself.. A video posted by hailee steinfeld (@haileesteinfeld) on Sep 26, 2016 at 6:15pm PDT And the rest of the video The post Hailee Steinfeld’s Bra Through Her Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sloppy Kate Upton in a Sweater of the Day

Plus sized great grand daughter of a billionaire who like to sext her athelete boyfriend along with other girls…showing off her big tits and big everything…who has taken a move away from plus sized modeling…to focus on plus sized acting in movies…roles that she’s actually getting – which amazes me…if you don’t keep in mind that good things happen to rich people and good things happen to busty girls…even when they are fat…because their monster tits at 18 generated a monster sized fan base – becuase dudes are basic and loyal to tits – even when the gut catches up to the tits as the tits move further and further away from being 18… This is her walking…because she’s not so big she needs to be in the motorized fat person walmart scooter yet…her tits in sweater…not too big to look like they’ve been eating all the junk food from walmart and she continues to be a fetish to very desperate and sad 40 year olds… I like how conservative and white she looks…..looking like she’s straight for the tennis club she barely broke a sweat, too busy talking about how the jews and the blacks are ruining the world…and the country club….all WASPY as fuck…like she’s not a naked, half naked model… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Sloppy Kate Upton in a Sweater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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