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Sloppy Kate Upton in a Sweater of the Day

Plus sized great grand daughter of a billionaire who like to sext her athelete boyfriend along with other girls…showing off her big tits and big everything…who has taken a move away from plus sized modeling…to focus on plus sized acting in movies…roles that she’s actually getting – which amazes me…if you don’t keep in mind that good things happen to rich people and good things happen to busty girls…even when they are fat…because their monster tits at 18 generated a monster sized fan base – becuase dudes are basic and loyal to tits – even when the gut catches up to the tits as the tits move further and further away from being 18… This is her walking…because she’s not so big she needs to be in the motorized fat person walmart scooter yet…her tits in sweater…not too big to look like they’ve been eating all the junk food from walmart and she continues to be a fetish to very desperate and sad 40 year olds… I like how conservative and white she looks…..looking like she’s straight for the tennis club she barely broke a sweat, too busy talking about how the jews and the blacks are ruining the world…and the country club….all WASPY as fuck…like she’s not a naked, half naked model… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Sloppy Kate Upton in a Sweater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day

Gigi Hadid is such dog shit. She’s now been cast by Reebok for some fitness line because she’s starved herself for her fake model career, a model career that is built on bullshit instagram followers, a fake friendship with some Kardashian cunt, and the world being a bunch of fucking clowns who follow garbage trash because they don’t know who else to follow, leading to brands hiring garbage trash because they don’t know who else to hire…it’s just the way it goes… Now this bitch, like call her rich arab brat with a trust fund, a deep voice, a celebrity boyfriend, and a lot of hype because all she wanted to for her 18th birthday was a modeling career, with some instagram fame…and like most rich arab brats, she got what she wanted….all while rocking a doughy face that looks like some kind of doll, and not in a good way, not the kind you’d want to really jerk off on…but the brands think you do…otherwise why would they use her in the campaign…a campaign you know she’s paid heavy money on…but more importantly, a campaign that won’t convert for them, because I talk to 18 year old girls all fucking day…and not one of them thinks this bitch has it going on, or that this bitch is anything more important that a rich kid brat with access, or that she’s got any substance beyond the garbage that she is….but the good news is that GIGI and her ego do…they think she’s so important…and that’s why she’s out there being shameless…and owning this model thing…even if it’s a joke…you can’t let people think you think it’s a joke…when we all know you know it’s a joke…because the brands will stop writing checks you don’t need… I guess what I’m saying is take the model jobs from the 1% and start giving them to the unknowns who are actually hot…it’s important… Garbage…but at least she’s looking skinny… The post Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Looking Hot for HappySocks of the Day

Stella Maxwell is not just a lesbian looking hipster with uneven sized tiny tits….she’s not even a lesbian looking hipster with uneven tiny tits….she’s a promo model…she’s a Victoria’s Secret model… She’s no longer a Miley Cyrus fucking social climber, and no longer sucking up to Barbara Palvin to get into Victoria’s Secret…because she’s fucking made it….and here’s a campaign she did for a company that was almost advertising on this site…I feel so connected to fame…and fortune…and style…and They booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth for their campaign…she’s a big deal and that’s why these pictures are so fun…not that fun, but this is a socks company…. The post Stella Maxwell’s Looking Hot for HappySocks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Looking Hot for HappySocks of the Day

Stella Maxwell is not just a lesbian looking hipster with uneven sized tiny tits….she’s not even a lesbian looking hipster with uneven tiny tits….she’s a promo model…she’s a Victoria’s Secret model… She’s no longer a Miley Cyrus fucking social climber, and no longer sucking up to Barbara Palvin to get into Victoria’s Secret…because she’s fucking made it….and here’s a campaign she did for a company that was almost advertising on this site…I feel so connected to fame…and fortune…and style…and They booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth for their campaign…she’s a big deal and that’s why these pictures are so fun…not that fun, but this is a socks company…. The post Stella Maxwell’s Looking Hot for HappySocks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Catherine McNeil Tits of the DAy

I have some Australia FETISH I am destined to track down and stare at every single TIT created in Australia….I like how trashy they sound and are while drunk and taking as much dick as they can in a bikini looking fit….Australia…it is my life work….and when pictures like this happen, knowing that my life work is documenting all TITS from Australia, you have no choice but to assume they are a sign for the Australian TIT Gods….you have no choice but to assume that me, some loser, obese, mexican in Canada, is connected to all Australia tits at a higher level, with higher purpose… This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..but he prefers bathrooms…and modeling at 14 would probably explain why she’s a lesbian, all strippers exploited by men fucking hate men even if they still fuck men…I mean that or because lesbian is good for business….either way – AUSTRALIA TITS… The post Catherine McNeil Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day

Anna Kendrick may be a celebrated actress, who does all kinds of roles, from shitty comedy, to more serious things, because that’s what celebrated actors do. There’s usually no reason for them being celebrated actresses, other than that their mom is Goldie Hawn , or someone else in the industry….but for some reason, the industry has decided she’s one of the top 10 most hireable, one of the top 10 highest paid, all while having a stupid fucking mouth. It makes no sense to me…both her mouth and her career…but it exists and who am I to question the authority of media that distracts us as the government does all kinds of fucking up things… The post Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day

Anna Kendrick may be a celebrated actress, who does all kinds of roles, from shitty comedy, to more serious things, because that’s what celebrated actors do. There’s usually no reason for them being celebrated actresses, other than that their mom is Goldie Hawn , or someone else in the industry….but for some reason, the industry has decided she’s one of the top 10 most hireable, one of the top 10 highest paid, all while having a stupid fucking mouth. It makes no sense to me…both her mouth and her career…but it exists and who am I to question the authority of media that distracts us as the government does all kinds of fucking up things… The post Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Inspirational Video and Current Mood of the Day

Turn the audio on….I find this an inspiring video – that dials right into what this site, and in turn what I contribute to the world…only far less hot… I am not a believer that women shit, until I am forced to believe it with shit on my dick after fucking their asses… But I guess they can fart…and when it looks like this, it still smells like shit, but it’s not so bad… The post Inspirational Video and Current Mood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning’s Youthful Booty of the Day

Elle Fanning is the Ali Lohan to Lindsay Lohan, the Jamie Lynn Spears to Britney, the Ashlee Simpson to Jessica…or most excitingly…Haley Duff…but more the Julia Roberts to Eric Roberts…you know the celebrity riding the more famous siblings riding her sister’s coattails, because the older sibling paved the way for her to enter the scene…and the stage parents learned from their mistakes and bad deals from their first attempt at the industry… You know the younger, cuter one replacing her the washed up egotistical one….and this Elle Fanning is talways in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – and tight pants because it’s subtle whoring…fitness whoring at luckily at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….unlike all these fat girls getting attention for being fat….and thank god for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Youthful Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day

Allison Brie is wearing some one piece thing – that I don’t give a fuck about – because who the fuck is Allison Brie..other than some overly famous, inflated ego, who probably doesn’t deserve the fame or attention she gets, but luckily for her people are lazy, bookers are lazy, casting people are lazy, fans are lazy, everyone is lazy…so when some eager little whore like this roles around…they cast her, because why not, she’s family, people seemingly like her, she was on a TV show…perfect.. I am only posting it because I downloaded the pics to see if I could zoom in to see her bush, or stubble, that’s a high rise bathing suit and as a bush man, I appreciate bush, thinking this Jewish girl would deliver, but she didn’t she didn’t deliver at all…I see nothing… I guess I am also posting it because I am a masochist, and this one blocked me on Twitter, god knows when, I haven’t used twitter in a decade or more, but I guess I like being reminded when I annoy people enough to click the block button, it’s the closest thing to accomplished I feel…like a murderer keeping the bodies in the fridge as a reminder of the murder….only without the whole murdering or really anything of impact, because I am insignificant in her life and no family members are remembering her in some memorial, no fans are missing her, and I’m not in prison…instead here I am putting nonsense pics of her up, despite truly feeling at my core that she is insignificant in my life, but taking this time to do this would prove otherwise…it’s a weird prison I’ve built myself…a very weird prison… The post Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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