You probably have a friend who always looks great in pictures. Doesn’t matter what is going on, where you are, the amount of light, how close or how far away they are we all have that one friend who looks incredible no matter what. I have a feeling that in Katharine McPhee’s group of friends, she is the one who always looks great in pictures. If you don’t believe me, just take a look at these bikini pics of her…. read more
I wonder how Zoey Deutch got the job…or why Zoey Deutch was invited to the event…or why Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. I wonder how many creepy dads forced to watch shit TV have jerked off to Zoey Deutch….probably a lot of them…because that’s how these girls get so famous….I’m talking to you Bella Thorne….who without creepy dads, I’d never know… And I guess without Zoey Deutch’s dad…and her mom…Lea Thompson…Caroline in the City…a big show…to follow up to her Howard the Duck cult following…which is code for – she grew up in the industry, family and friends are in the industry, they recruited her into the industry because they like supporting their own…and she’s showing side tit in the industry to help continue the money train that was given to her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoey Deutch Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Benson is another fat chick who is less fat than she was when she was cocky and at her fattest…it’s something that seems to have happened in the last 4 or 5 years, where they’ve been celebrated for their big tits, and the rest of them totally ignored and unnecessary…before eventually realizing that being fat is disgusting and that they have the opportunity to not be fat…and just because america is fat and celebrates fat – doesn’t mean that they have to be fat too… So even with her big birthing hips, she’s clearly been slimming out, and I like to celebrate that…because I am not a fan of fat chicks, save them for the girls we marry not the girls we connect to in TV and jerk off to…so we should give a high five, a keep up the good work, a who cares if your tits are smaller…you still have a pussy and a pussy is the source of the human experience…that looks better when there’s no gut hanging the fuck over it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short… Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”… TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY NOT EROTIC BRA PICS CLICK HERE If that’s not enough or exciting enough for you….SEE HER ON THE STREET LOOKING STURDY CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short… Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”… TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY NOT EROTIC BRA PICS CLICK HERE If that’s not enough or exciting enough for you….SEE HER ON THE STREET LOOKING STURDY CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oktoberfest is the world’s largest beer festival and traveling funfair that takes place every year in Munich, Germany for the better part of three weeks. The festival is best known for beer, traditional foods, beer, dancing, and beer, but now I think the only thing we are going to remember Okobterfest for is giving us Shailene Woodley dressed as a beer wench. … read more
I didn’t give a fuck about Hilary Duff when she was the Miley Cyrus or the Bella Thorne or whatever the 17 year old turned 18 year old of the moment is… Which I like to think proves that I am not like most American Men who are obsessed with youth because it reminds them of their glory days when they were too young to fuck the girls from their high school didn’t want to fuck them…all youthful and tight bodied…and all that other good stuff that makes men seek pure, untouched, even when it is touched youth..they all fuck at 12… Teen is the biggest category in porn besides tranny…and I think it all has to do with the 18 being legal…because if you were allowed to fuck 16 year olds like Canadians are…you wouldn’t because they are annoying…not to mention..they know how to fuck better than you and you could never satisfy them with your old gross half limp micro cock…these girls grew up on porn and have standards…and expectations…that their classmates can provide… But for some reason, in her 30s, a mom, a divorcee who got back with her baby daddy…bigger, thicker, sturdier bustier, Hilary Duff…is amazing to me. I don’t get it…but I’ll still look at it…because some things don’t need to be understood… The post Hilary Duff Big Mom Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Fucking dream…so if you jerk off to her now that she’s 18 and has got your attention through her slutty self promoting tactics…it is your right…because she belongs to you…she belong to America…but her tits belong to her, and she clearly doesn’t want you sexualizing them, she wants to be seen as the athletic talent that she is…not some underage slut that after the last Olympics 4 years ago became shameless instagram whore…beecause she’s an American hero…who spent 4 years producing subtle…what should be illegal content for people who should be in jail…but instead walk amongst us….in our communities…and pretend they don’t get hard for 16 year olds in bikinis…because they aren’t 18… Well, she is 18…and here she is exploding out of a shirt… The post McKayla Maroney Busting Out of her Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is everything…and nothing at all. She’s just a clever, last in the line of stage kids that were sold out to the industry, so she knows…and the family knows…they’ve worked so hard at this…and know just what they need to do to get her where she needs to be…and that’s build the social media…that’s what producers care about and base relevance on….and more importantly…at least for us…post shameless erotic pics…when she’s not humping the air..because she’s just a girl doing her thing…and you are a pervert sexualizing her…pervert… I prefer when the girls don’t actually make it…and try harder and more naked…but this is ok too… More vids.. The post Bella Thorne Humping the Air of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Could this peek at a submerged undies-clad Jennifer Lawrence in the official Passengers trailer be a sign of more skin to come from the highly-anticipated movie? Here’s everything you need to know!… read more
