Stella Maxwell understands marketing and how to be relevant in this world of social media and “modeling” for the cheesy mall brand – like she’s got no soul, but is rather just a sell out bitch, out to make money while feeding her ego into thinking she’s the hottest model around…because that’s what they manipulate these girls into thinking…if they knew they were just low level, interchangeable, half naked, spokesmodels at a mall…they’d probably not be as inclined to leave the fashion industry to do this…but I guess fame…and marketing behind you…increases social media following…money…relevance…and that feels good….on your empty, disgusting, existence.. So keep showing them nipples you fucking trash… The post Stella Maxwell Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Watson possible nipple is something you’d assume would break the internet, far more important that Brad Pitt fucking Russian Hookers before Angelina filed for divorce….in some Illuminati, disgusting celebrity nonsense people love but shouldn’t give a fuck about…because Emma Watson is possibly showing her fucking nipple in public…like some kind of hippie..or feminist…in this world of no bras..and sheer tops… This bitch was raised on being a fantasy to sci-fi/fantasy nerds everywhere, they sat around waiting for her to turn 18…as they watched Harry Potter over and over…and now…nipple…this is the holy grail..the kind of shit that makes their lonely lives worth living..even though between you and me…you’re pathetic and you should probably kill yourself…especially if a nipple can save you…that’s just even more pathetic… The post Emma Watson May be in a See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family… The post Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cara Delevingne is humping RITA ORA in what I assume was an event for Fashion week where the wild and crazy British girls who probably used to party together – were celebrating how they tricked America into thinking they matter enough…or more than Americans…casting them in their movies, or their TV shows, when really they are both fucking useless idiots.. This is the victory dance…and I wish it had more strap on, something we all know Cara likes – it’s a rich kid, lost, trying to find herself in the rich kid world thing…and something Rita Ora is down to participate in – if it affords her or allows her new opportunities to be the next Rihanna – a dream clearly fading…fast…but yet she still exists… Cara was at London Fashion Week because she’s British…and a “model”…in Hollywood movies…and she wore this titty outfit…where her face looked tired and old…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE And Rita Ora wore a bra…because of course she was…. The post Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland had a hard nipple while she torments the paparazzi that she probably called while she went to a lunch at a place where the paparzzi hang out – because she just wants to have a normal life and go to normal places…but won’t move an hour out of the heart of LA where no paparrazzi hang out – because she’s a fucking celebrity and she fucking loves this shit – as she was raised to when her parents were whoring her to view this as important….but not important enough to be a cunt about…. But at least she’s not Ariel Winter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you want to see her weird dressed at an EMMY party…. CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland’s Upper Thigh is In Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mariacarla Boscono was born in 1980….yet she’s still in a magazine showing her tits. I am not sure if this is an old timers edition, or maybe a feature on mid 30 year olds needing to get mamograms because breast cancer is hitting younger and younger… I am sure that these are her tits….her mom tits…she has a kid…why she feels the needs to be out there doing editorials instead of just being a mom is a lot like how my mom, a drug addicted prostitute – kept up the fuck hustle til she died of AIDS… Some people are just workaholics, especially when their work is this fucking easy.. That said nice wedding dress editorial…she looks good…but it’s a little too late to be a bride…36 is when it starts to look tacky… Hot mom tits…for fashion…done…. Here’s another shoot with her nipples… The post Mariacarla Boscono for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak she is is…and instead being condemned by the church after being put up for adoption by those parents…for being the spawn of satan she looks like….she got into modeling…and I guess acting… So instead of being seen as a demon who you would assume would eat the souls of everyone around her…she started walking runways and doing ad campaigns to eat souls in a more marketable and luxurious way… So instead of fending for herself in the forest, or as a child hooker left on her own to fend for herself..she did her surviving off cum and drugs…on yachts, with famous people, and paid for it with her money…she made just standing around… Well now she’s older and naked and I’m into this weirdness…because unlike most models she’s got a belly and some titties…things I don’t like but when they are on some creepy sci/fi fantasy creature they claim is human…I find it compelling…. The post Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner was in Vogue Spain doing some weird ballet shit…with a weird edited audio track of her shitting out various bullshit quotes…like talking about how she loved being a kid, running around an exploring, before her father became her mother and she had to grow up pretty fast…catching him in her superhero panties posing in the mirror would rob the innocence of anyone…I mean that or seeing your brown sister in porn…your mom staged…possibly filmed… But the fact that she thinks she had to grow up real quick, is an interesting concept because anyone who actually had to grow up thanks to hard time, or taking care of themselves would laugh at her delusions…because the Jenners are children and will be children into their 80s…if they don’t kill themselves in some 50 year old rebellion after some botched plastic surgery they can’t make look good like their pig sisters… It’s hilarious….because she thinks traveling solo, having a mom narcissist who only cares about selling them off is not actually growing up, the money is there, the accountants and lawyers are there, the coddled bullshit..red carpet…celebrated life…being babysat and controlled is not growing up…but let these whores think they have substance, artistic integrity, value…but they are just fucking bullshit… Bullshit that doesn’t wear bras…which is the trend…and I don’t mind…but I have been next to her and there’s nothing exciting about her. This is all marketing…and it’s not even good marketing…but nipples are nipples…let them shine… Vogue Spain / Vogue Germany / Vogue whatever the fuck her family owns…. How about her fake lips in some snap bullshit… A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Sep 16, 2016 at 3:32pm PDT The post Kendall Jenner – Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lia Marie Johnson is a clever famewhore… Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week… Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo… She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works… But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting shadow pics of her shadow tits…not erotica…you can just see the shadow of her hard nipple…getting clever…in her struggle….of trying to be a clever famewhore with a purpose..or vision or artistic integrity….. It’s a shadow guys…a shadow… Here’s proof she hates being slut shamed – read the caption to the pic she posted – because she’s an artist… The post Lia Marie Johnson Shows Off Nipple Through Shadows of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job… But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring… So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now… I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done…. The post Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
