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Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day

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Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence… Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie… The fact is…she looks good…. Here are screenshots…. Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie… Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen… The post Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#GirlsShuffling or #GirlswhoShuffle or #Girlsthatshuffle of the Day

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I came across the #girlsshuffling or #girlswhoshuffle hastag and found a bunch of new age ravers, which are basically frat boys and cheesy girls, doing their dance, which I guess they are supposed to do while high and sucked into their “house music”…basically destroying the electronic music scene, but making people in it – a LOT of fucking money…because I remember raves that were just underage rejects in fun fur – disgusting and dancing on speed…this is better..it’s the Gap / Jenner scaled down version…cheesy as fuck…with an “Here’s a dance that makes us look as unattractive as possible”….Let’s put it on our instagram… Werid.. The post #GirlsShuffling or #GirlswhoShuffle or #Girlsthatshuffle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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My Tribute to the #burkini’s Banned in Cannes France of the DAy

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The Burkini was just banned on the beaches of Cannes, so I decided to make a tribute video to the beauty of swimming fully clothed for the sake of religion, because you don’t need to be half naked to enjoy the sea….. I’ve seen women rocking the burkini at the local pool, at the beach, in pictures and I find the whole thing ridiculous unless you have a sun alergy, up on some Ginger shit, mainly because I am a pervert who likes half naked sluts… But then again, if everyone wore a bikini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…I won’t need spread asshole anymore…I’ll be reset and back to normal.. I don’t hate one religion, I hate all religion, get it together people, it’s called Science…so dressing like this in the South of France, the land of toplessness – should be banned for raining on our pervert parade… The post My Tribute to the #burkini’s Banned in Cannes France of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Hottest Olympian Instagrams

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Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day

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This family is such fucking garbage…but they are masters of illusion, the David Copperfields of our generation, because they have managed to use some science, make-up, medical procedures and strategic hustle – to convince millions of people that they hot… Moving fat from her 18 year old gut, to her ass, to make some weirdly shaped non-human human, something her family is into, they are all fucking monsters… Yet…brands pay them millions and millions of dollars….why can’t brands just say no…cut them off…and move society and humanity forward. I mean it’d make for an interesting scrambling I’d like to see from the family…trying to fix what is broken…but instead – everyone keeps giving them what they want and they continue to give me nothing I want…not with them, or not with all the other young sluts that now look like this…it’s fucked… The post Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hillary Holmes Does Fat Chick Modeling Right of the Day

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Hillary Holmes: Fat Chick model, doing fat chick modeling right, because she’s officially just a larger girl, and not a slob who looks like she’s got diabetes, high blood pressure and will be in a motorized scooter in vegas – going from slot machine to slot machine….waiting to die prematurely.. Now I don’t love fat chicks, I married one, and wiping her ass is disgusting, but I need to do it before eating her out so I don’t get ecoli. I don’t like gross fat chicks, especially entitled ones who don’t act like they are fat, but rather like they are hot. All loud and annoying. I don’t mind gross fat if it’s broken and sad and lonely and willing to suck my dick… But I do like handsome, substantial, large and strong women, with toned stomachs and massive hips and asses, but probably because I can’t fuck them since my dick doesn’t reach…or penetrate the egg hole…but I still like lookin’ at them…so here’s some fat chick model who does plus sized right.. The post Hillary Holmes Does Fat Chick Modeling Right of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day

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Chloe Grace Moretz posted these black and white – romantic day at the beach – probably shot by rich kid David Beckham TRUST fund Spice Junior… You know before slamming her up the ass like most of these non-committal youth that grew up on porn pass each other around, and perpetuate chlamydia through the halls of Senior Year high school…they grew up on porn and know how to face fuck….and it’s all so exciting..but not really, these pics are nothing like the selfies I want to see, or the amateur sex pics I want to see, oh baby nice upper back – I’m so hard….because pussy and asshole are just so fucking standard…we need to go obscure and high concept….step it the fuck up girl… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this… The post Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this… The post Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day

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I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects… So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal… The post Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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