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Jessica Alba In A Bikini Is What Makes Action Movies Awesome

While I enjoy a good action movie every now and then, recent action movies haven’t been that great. There always seems to be something missing from making action movies enjoyable. For the longest time I couldn’t figure out what it was, but then I saw this trailer for Mechanic: Resurrection and it hit me. Most action movies are missing Jessica Alba in a bikini!… read more

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Katy Perry's "Cheeky" Instagram Moment is Tres Hot

Perry nice! It looks like Katy Perry and beau Orlando Bloom are having one hell of a time on their European vacation, and while Katy Perry didn’t join Orlando in going naked in Italy, she’s at least getting a little into the spirit with this new ass flash on Instagram! … read more

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Katy Perry's "Cheeky" Instagram Moment is Tres Hot

Katy Perry's "Cheeky" Instagram Moment is Tres Hot

Perry nice! It looks like Katy Perry and beau Orlando Bloom are having one hell of a time on their European vacation, and while Katy Perry didn’t join Orlando in going naked in Italy, she’s at least getting a little into the spirit with this new ass flash on Instagram! … read more

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Katy Perry Panty Flash in France of the Day

The highlight of my life wasn’t sitting on a couch next to Katy Perry, if anything it depressed me because she’s clearly confused about her fame and fortune – or what to do with it – and is trying to find some sense of normalcy that I should have presented her on my hand in the form of my load for her to insert in herself after rubbing her clit with it- to make me a child with a famous and rich set of tits… I just felt she was easily manipulated by assholes who know how to manipulate weirdo girls who grew up in a cult…and that she was large, like real large, those tits don’t even look like the watermelons they are while presented against her broad back… So seeing her flash her panties for Orlando Bloom – knowing he’s gaming her hard – to fuck with her head because he’s a manipulative spoiled entitled actor…reacting to his ex wife remarrying someone better than him…makes me sad…because it’s not her flashing her tits… The post Katy Perry Panty Flash in France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Streamer “accidentally” Masturabates of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from, but it seems like we’ve got a new Olivia Munn on our hands. I didn’t bother looking into this story, but her name is not Oliva Munn, it is “Novapatra” and her hustle is just Olivia Munn…..where she streams herself playing video games for a gang of perverts, where she makes herself up to look hot – as dudes love “hot nerds”…only to stage an accidentally leaving her cam on – to jerk off to some porn for the nerds…and play it off as an “oops”… She’s likely a cam girl, I googled her…she’s a prn girl or a cam girl…or what I call a girl too lazy to work, but into letting dudes watch her smoke weed and play videogames naked…just a girl trying to get famous and willing to show off her twat…and she’s doing it the right way – through gamers and nerds… You know masturbate on a new platform, get noticed, now matter..naughty little porn girl… I posted the uncensored version HERE – THIS STORY WAS MORE FUN WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS A RANDOM. The post Streamer “accidentally” Masturabates of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lais Ribeiro for Love and Lemons of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model. She’s got huge tits, and is being used in some premium lingerie brand’s lookbook, but she’s best known for being a Brazilian that the evil Victoria’s Secret empire cultivated in their Brazilian training facility, where they abduct women or buy women from their family, to have cheap and amazing workers for their catalogs…and if you’ve seen brazil, her family doesn’t notice, they are too busy trying to stay alive / attending Olympic events…Brazil pride.. I find it weird that Love and Lemons would use a VS model, when they can use other models who don’t work for the bootleg lingerie made in China…it’s like getting a TV commercial reality show actor to star in as your President…. But she’s all ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….my staring at tits, not anything else, these are just sex dolls that get sold to rich dudes and nothing more, but they can take over my staring at their tits in these pictures of her…it’s their talent, what they are paid for… The post Lais Ribeiro for Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day

Miranda Kerr…looking good… I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking an 18 year old boy after their big show…because ultimately, she’s a trashy Australian who was marketed hot and thus in the right scene to get rich guys to fund her life – or fall in love with her – as she clearly knows how to fuck… So celebrating this marriage that probably has a great pre-nup hooking her the fuck up – and what does Snapchat billionaire care, he’s so fucking rich from the shit, whatever…take a few million he won’t notice… ALl while Orlando Bloom is flashing his cock – and feeling up Katy Perry in some kind of breakdown knowing his kid he doesn’t care about will have a new dad it likes better because it’s not some lame, egotistical actor…. The post Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Braless Tits Get the X-Ray Nerd Treatment of the Day

Selena Gomez is another one of these Disney Trained whores who is in bed with Taylor Swift, both leveraging each other as BFFs because it makes a good storyline, cashing in and making stupid amounts of money, rumored as the most followed girl on social media in the world, while she’s not milking her lupus like it was her breast implants for the dudes she fucks… I am not against Selena Gomez, she’s fine in her chipmunk face way, it’s a hustle, manipulative, nothing is real, 100 percent fake and not authentic…it’s just too bad she’s not aggressive in her whoring so that I could jerk off to her.. Instead I’m given weird photoshop jobs – by weird dudes who sit around doing this – drawing on nipples to make it seem like that’s what her tit looks like or something…and that makes me uncomfortable, especially since I know anyone who comes to this site would come to this, or at least sit around doing the work on photoshop to get this, if they weren’t so half retard.. NONE OF THIS MATTERS…I wonder if people realize how far off humanity and living life we actually are…and if they believe their own bullshit they are spewing..for greed…it’s weird… Here she is at a club in Australia…braless because implants are like a bra… The post Selena Gomez’s Braless Tits Get the X-Ray Nerd Treatment of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girls Wake Surfing And Drinking and other Stunts of the Day

So Wakesurfing is a very common activity for these cheesy, slutty, fake tit girls who live around here to do with the one guy who has the boat and who invites all the girls on his boat since girls fucking love boats…and I’ve never been invited to any of these cheesy wakeboard boat parties…but I have seen them blasting music, bad music, having the time of their lives, really taking on summer….surrounded by dumb whores who love dudes who can afford 100,000 dollar wakeboard boats…which happens to be a lot of girls… It turns out these bitches do stunts…while wakesurfing – including drinking, stripping, being pregnant…weird… BUT cheesy girls – into cheesy tribal tattoo dudes are actually hot, it’s not their fault they dont know better, they are girls…. The post Girls Wake Surfing And Drinking and other Stunts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con…. Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use… Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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