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Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con…. Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use… Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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These Are Salma Hayek's Areolas in See Through Dress, Right?

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Are-whoa-la! The stunning Salma Hayek lends her voice to this weekend’s raunchy R-rated Sausage Party, and showed up to the animated flick’s Los Angels premiere showing off her breast assets in a revealing see through dress! In addition to flaunting her huge boobs that turn Vienna sausages into bratwursts, the 49-year-old (can we just stop and appreciate that for a second. FOURTY NINE and she looks as smoking hot as ever) gives some areola action. As if seeing those huge cans wasn’t enough!… read more

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Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day

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I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish..and I could be wrong about you, maybe you’re rich and awesome and get laid and come here to feel better about yourself…so you could know who Leven Rambin Parrack…but I don’t…I am sure I’ve done posts on her before – but can’t be too sure – this is all on repeat… Well she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that…and now she’s in a see through dress… The post Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

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When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

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When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Serena Williams Teaches you How to Twerk of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Self Magazine put out this video a week ago – which is a fetish video to some, I have white friends who fucking love big black women and pay them 10 dollars a song to dance, every time they can, only to wash their cheap perfume off them in a puddle outside the club, even when warned it may be homeless man piss, as to not piss off their wife who is sleeping back at home… It’s athlete / Monster Serena Williams – your TEAM USA Olympian and pro multi millionaire tennis god…who for many years I just assumed was a dude – doing the Lady Bug / Amanda Bynes in “She’s a Man”…swaperoo – assuming no one will text her hormones – because they could just argue the white washed sport was being racist like this was a country club acceptance process to eliminate the black and the jews in the 50s… She’s twerking, 3 million people watched this….I was one of those people and now – so are you The post Serena Williams Teaches you How to Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Camille Rowe for Some Company of the Day

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French hipster titty model Camille Rowe did this campaign for some company, she didn’t show her tits like a french girl is supposed to, but that ass is amazing… It’s some hipster shoot you can’t jerk off to because it’s not as naked as hipster titty shoots but could try to jerk off to anything really and you probably do…. Not to mention, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, in contract….from hipster titty model to mall brand panty vendor and that means on a commercial level, according to the mainstream media – and all their lies – coupled with my own perversion and opinion….she’s good…she’s going places…she’s rich from doing this… So girls get naked…you may end up like Camille Rowe…Dreams do come true… The post Camille Rowe for Some Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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"Ward, I'm Worried About the Beaver"

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When yours truly uncovered a former teen soap opera actress in his recent ‘Chocolate Decadence’ blog post, a reader wrote in to say: “@CELEBRITY SLEUTH Like seriously you should do an article on the hotness of Maitland Ward.” Two other commenters quickly joined the chorus … and we read you loud and clear!… read more

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People Have a Problem with Iggy Azalea HUGE Butt in New Pic

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beloved rapper Iggy “Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline” Azalea always seems to raise the eyebrows of her skeptics with revealing pictures, and her latest Instagram posts have people, once again, claiming that Iggy is the proud owner of surgically enhanced haunches. The “Fancy” singer sure doesn’t mind controversy, as she works her angles to get the most out of that bountiful booty. What do you think?… read more

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Gwyneth Paltrow Uses Her Side Boob For Charity

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I have no idea what the Hamptons Paddle & Party For Pink is, but if it involves Gwyneth Paltrow’s side boob, then I fully support their efforts to paddle and bring awareness to the color pink. … read more

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