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Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out. She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt… The post Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…she was just angry that her life had come to that and I guess was unable to contain her distain for me rubbing my flacid penis head across her lips and and one point brushing it over her eyes…. So yes, I know celebrity gossip, I also know Best Western, a place I stay sometimes when I am trying to escape my hell life to replace it for a life of hotel luxury…of 80 dollars a night including breakfast and this bitch is the spokesmodel for the shit… I also now that she’s a skinny as fuck, which I like, because the world is too fat – and is rumored to be Calvin Harris’ new girlfriend – because Taylor Swift is the fucking devil with a gaping pussy that eats up every man it encounters and destroys them like the tyrant she fucking is… She’s twerking in a bikini…interesting. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Who's Ready For More Leather Clad Kate Beckinsale Fighting Monsters?

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As the summer goes on, the summer blockbusters begin their decline into the fall dramas. Normally that is a good thing, especially this year because I think a lot of us experienced some major blockbuster fatigue. But, as much as we are ready for a break, get ready to be excited because it looks like Kate Beckinsale is back in black leather for another Underworld movie. … read more

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Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLACK / ASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing on the beach in the tropics – because she’s international…she’s not from Georgia anymore….thanks to her “Two Birds / One Stone ethnicity” to appease the lawyers at Victoria’s Secret and their affirmative action program…she’s made it…and all it took was looking good and being black in a world where advertisers need more black people so that they aren’t called racists even if that alone is a racist act…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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Here’s the cocktease picture preview of the fake model, fake rich kid tits to come… Bella Hadid is on the cocktease – for Vogue or whatever magazine this is for – in a topless picture of Mert and Marcus – some of the biggest fashion photographers around – who shoot all the celebs..and I guess she’s come a long way from working the Organic smoothie shop in Malibu a few years ago – before her sister got instagram famous piggy backing on the Kardashians – allowing Bella to piggy back off her sister – where both can be models, even if they don’t necessarily deserve to be models, it’s what their model mom wanted for them – because it landed her a billionaire and a good life – so why not instil that whoring on her spawns… The post Bella Hadid Censored Topless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy

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Cara Delevingne is mind fucking the world. She has already tricked the fashion industry into thinking she’s a model. Now she’s tricking the Hollywood industry into thinking she’s a fucking superstar actress. All while having a good time doing it as girls who mindfuck tend to do – since they are winning at life, making the money, being praised and not giving a fuck about the people like me who try to bring them down…for being hacks, bullshit,lies, brats from the right families who are un offensively quirky enough to secure invites to the right parties… Well, she’s in Suicide Squad, a huge deal, a huge movie – and she is not going to let that opportunity go to waste, she is going to not let her laziness get in the way of all the work she’s put into herself all these years – bottom feeding and sucking up to the top – so when that movie hit, she hit up as many magazines as possible to get booked and it worked…. Her marketing is so aggressive that I even had a dream about her last night, which is weird, I don’t normally dream about anything, especially not Cara Delevingne…we were at a party and she kept pullling up her dress to show us that her pussy was OOOZING some weird mucus, until someone called a doctor…because the smell was unbearable…just a steady stream of pussy ooze…what does it all mean?… Either way, she’s everywhere from panties at the premiere…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO Cara Delevingne is in the September Issue of Elle – who cares… TO Cara Delvingne is Naked in September Issue of Esquire UK – Who Cares… The post Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Danica Patrick Shows Off Her Yoga Skills

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I am not now, nor have I ever been, a fan of NASCAR. While I do understand the skill needed to drive very fast in a circle, it simply isn’t the sport for me. All I know about NASCAR is that I feel Danica Patrick should get some bonus points for her awesome yoga moves…. read more

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Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

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es I prefer… Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely… Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is…. And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec The post Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is garbage, like her dad’s dick that he’s announced he is chopping off for his gender reassignment surgery – he’s committed to getting done in September – because he’s tired of being called a fair weather tranny, or a cross dresser and wants the real female experience, where his dick is slit into some kind of orifice, where his dick head is made into a clit that still shoots loads since they don’t remove the prostate – making his woman experience very different than any female I’ve experienced, but close enough, a parody of a woman maybe…but let him play make-belief while everyone buys into his nonsense, gives him support, because that’s politically correct to not mock trannies – even when they are cut from a terrible, the worst, family cloth…..but making fun of their vapid, barely hot – but skinny “model” daughter who can push product….is ok…. The post Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy

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I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have… I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design… She’s old and still looks like this… The post Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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