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Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day

Life as a fair skinned ginger fame whore is rough…you know drawing in your eyebrows everyday – but luckily the world is vain enough to have a solution for that, to appease her vanity, her insecurity, her self absorbed narcissism that would rationalize her fame whore whoring….you know her putting out pictures that she thinks she looks hot in, for people to believe, when really they aren’t her legitimate self…but who needs legitmate self when you can live on a computer or cell phone via social media… She’s clearly a vapid twat, who would tattoo her eyebrows, in an era when 12 year olds are getting brazilian waxes and face fillers….life…it’s so ridiculous… I still think she’s 50…this is something 50 year olds would do… The post Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day

Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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"Suicide Squad" Has An All-Star Sexy Red Carpet

So, apparently Suicide Squad isn’t getting rave reviews and I can’t figure out why. How in the world could people not love a film that features Cara Delevingne, Kehlani, Summer Tiger, Margot Robbie, and Karen Fukuhara? Just look at the red carpet, it looks pretty damn awesome to me. … read more

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Gawddamn Alicia Vikander Looks like Money in Vanity Fair

Could this girl be anymore high end? Swedish actress Alicia Vikander is simply smoldering in the new Vanity Fair, showing off her amazingly fit frame and gorgeous face in one hell of a spread!… read more

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Em Rat Cow – Still Busty of the Day

Em Rat Cow’s still got tits, they are actually running the fucking show, they are the ones in charge, they are the boss, you can tell by how she dresses and how they make an appearance in 99 percent of the things she does…the rest of her is just an average at best, but at least it’s not fat, host body for those tits… I am a firm believer that Em Rat Cow is done, I know she’s got some new movies in the works on IMDB, and I know she’s got that massive social media following and will always be able to monetize that, because people don’t just mass unfollow people, proven by the Kadashians everyone fucking hates… So Em Rat Cow will be around for the rest of her life, but I just don’t think she’ll ever matter much more than the tits…the glorious tits…they are great tits…and you can hate on her, laugh at her, realize she’s an insecure loser who needs to feel validated…but you can’t deny the tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – IF YOU ACTUALLY CARE CLICK HERE The post Em Rat Cow – Still Busty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day

Jessica Simpson is as half naked as you’d probably want her to be in some Women’s Health magazine, she’s the kind of mom you’d rather not look at pics of to jerk off, there are young girls for that, but more the kind of mom who you’d love to bang – because she’s Jessica Simpson… I guess her PR people wanted to reaffirm the fact that she’s no longer 300 pounds, maybe it’s to get final payment from Weight Watchers who paid her millions to drop weight, but instead she gaind the weight…maybe this is a coming of age story that you don’t need to be an obese pig with all your baby weight you gained because the baby was a good excuse to gain weight….you know a story of it’s never too late to stop eating BBQ and CAKE and to start walking on the damn treadmill… She’s the representation of the middle American – southern dream – they even wear her products and she’s skinnier than most of them, so by comparison maybe this is as healthy as she gets….and that’s healthy enough…but I’d rather there be more emphasis on them tits…the only thing that matters… The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini for Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinstant Video Selections: The Tribe, The Piano, Species, and More! 8.3.16

The month of August is off to a skinsational start on the three big streaming services, and we’ve got a six pack of flicks that’s sure to cool you down! … read more

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Can We Have More Rose Byrne Please?

If I stood up in a crowded room and proclaimed that Rose Byrne was super hot, I don’t think anyone would tell me to sit down and shut up. Sure, I might get a few odd looks, but everyone would agree with that statement. So, why isn’t Rose Byrne the lead in every movie? … read more

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Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day

I have a soft spot in my heart and in my pants because I am impotent even if I don’t want to be – for these fame whore – attention seekers…bottom feeders….pathetic women who are too old to master social media and who know how to sell bullshit photos to the paparazzi of them doing something wild and crazy… Her name is Erika Jordan, she’s done Playboy or some Playboy affiliate, and has figured the only way to really shine, to get her name out there, to get noticed, to be celebrated and respected as a person who doesn’t take herself too seriously, but actually takes herself very seriously because she’s willing to do this in the middle of the street in a “look at me I’m here”…in a pair of assless jeans designed to show off what fucking matters… She’s clearly old, washed up, and dressed like some 90s stripper turned music video star, when girls dressed like this…I feel like Christina Aguilera in the slut years, before the fat years, had a similar pair….you know the Whale Tail era of seduction….which works today, it’s a timeless classic that only some people can pull off because they are willing to try to pull it off as most people wouldn’t ever be caught dead in these ass pants…which is exactly why she’s a legend who deserves the world because she puts herself out there – the way she should put herself out there – ass first….because clearly everything else about her takes a back seat to how misguided she is…. Nice ass for an old lady though… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Attention Seeking of the Day

Selena Gomez is on tour, I’ve posted some of these pictures of her self promoting half naked in a bathing suit – but I don’t think I posted the ass shot and I’m too lazy to look at the shit I posted – I don’t need to be reminded of how repetitive I am about these whores – like Selena Gomez – who has decided to get some face fillers, some tits, maybe some LIPOSUCTION while pretending her hospital visits were for her LUPUS CHEMO treatments she milked, as any manipulative money making pop star who has no talent – but is well trained by Disney…and can pull off the bullshit… She’s garbage, but rich and that alone makes me like her, it’s what makes most of the world like her, but it makes me really like her because of the K-Fed fantasy of tricking one of these broken retards into funding the rest of my life – you know to get me to stop blogging – and making the world a better place… The post Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Attention Seeking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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