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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Elle of the Day

Here’s a reminder that Scarlett Johansson is overrated and not very hot. Not to mention any and all of her acting roles were the fucking same. If anyone tells you acting requires any talent or skill. All it requires is an egotistical asshole to believe in themselves, like they are actually acting, and basically shoving that down other people’s throats, like producers and casting agents used to do to her back when they decided to start the marketing lie that she’s some talent or some babe. Keep in mind that this has nothing to do with her terrifying back tattoo…that I only found out about the other week. This is all based on years of watching her suck but get hype for sucking…because the industry are fucking liars.. The headline or angle the public relations team is spreading out there is that Scarlett Johansson Is ‘Fulfilled’ With Fiance Colin Jost… Of course she’s fulfilled, she’s scammed th fucking system all these years, how could she want more when she’s got way more than she deserves…oh right, cunts don’t realize what they have and think they deserve all they have…not once have I heard a woman say she got lucky…it’s always about how great she is at whatever she does…and that’s silly. Old Lady trying to be hot… The post Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha Titty Shake of the Day

Bebe Rexha a recent contrived fat popstar who exists on the radio and other places that lame fucking assholes source out new shitty top 40 tunes. I have accidentally seen clips of her doing her fat girl performance at some event. I don’t remember what the event was, but the fat awkward dancing made me automatically assume the behind the scenes fat girl had a midlife crisis cuz she’s old, and figured it was now or never for her starlet dreams, because she had been working behind the scenes writing for actual talent all these years, cuz actual talent are more a front, and they need teams to get their hit songs out there….so with her connections and track record insisted on a record deal….because the songs she writes are hers, giving them to other idiots breaks her soul, and performing is her true love…or some shit… I almost get it, like if I was a ghostwriter on a movie or TV show, getting paid for it is great, but watching others get credit and paid more on your work is shit. Maybe, I’d want the world to praise me through blowjobs, and by world I mean hot girls looking to get on the TV show, I mean if I was some fat girl who felt it was important to get praise because I personally would love being behind the scenes and getting paid off the backs of actual marketable people…but that’s me…I got nothing to prove…. But I think her career was more from the top down. Her label partners who hired her to write songs was like “we need diversity, we need fat, we need ethnic, we have that Albanian chick who writes us hits, let’s hose her down like the elephant in the room that she is and make hollywood magic with her”…. I guess this is that magic…that’s not very impressive…but magic rarely is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Titty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josie Canseco Hot and Wet of the Day

The one good thing about athlete daughters, is that athletes in most cases, are low income trash, from low income trash families, who found a meal ticket and committed thanks to their natural talent and in her dad’s case STEROIDS. I am not going to act like I know anything about athletes, cuz I don’t watch that shit, I am not a homo in to dude on dude flirting…in matching outfits… But I do know that athletes love trashy women, and when their money combines with their trashy taste, not only are McMansions decked out with silly MANCAVES…but also dicks get slid into sex workers and cocktail waitressees…and sometimes…if the girl involved is lucky…the cum sticks and it’s not a fathering a future cum fart situation, and girls like Josie Canseco get created…. With her athletic dna from her dad, her hot slut dna from her mom, her money from her dad, her dick suck skills from her mom, she can find her way in the world…looking good, getting work as a bikini or half nude model…looking hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve been attracted to sandwich meat at least once, but just for something to fuck…not for love or anything. Don’t be weird. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josie Canseco Hot and Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow topless at 47 years old as if anyone asked for that..ever.. The one thing we can collectively agree on, is that this talentless garbage connected rich kid has managed to really make a career for herself using her dad’s connections, you know after he died, everyone was like “help his girl out”…giving us such memorable Gwyneth roles like….fuck…I can’t think of any movies she’s been in and I am not about to IMDB it…Shakespeare in Love maybe? Seven? Right Seven…that was a good one…but that was only because back then she hadn’t decided that being a mommy blogger influencer to guide her minions into steamed pussy salvation and whatever other nonsense health tits she’s given….like she’s Joe Rogan podcast, but instead of bros, she’s catering to 40 year olds…and now as their leader she is topless in a weird way because it’s good for the brand..I guess?! Fucking weirdos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gwyneth Paltrow topless at 47 years old as if anyone asked for that..ever.. The one thing we can collectively agree on, is that this talentless garbage connected rich kid has managed to really make a career for herself using her dad’s connections, you know after he died, everyone was like “help his girl out”…giving us such memorable Gwyneth roles like….fuck…I can’t think of any movies she’s been in and I am not about to IMDB it…Shakespeare in Love maybe? Seven? Right Seven…that was a good one…but that was only because back then she hadn’t decided that being a mommy blogger influencer to guide her minions into steamed pussy salvation and whatever other nonsense health tits she’s given….like she’s Joe Rogan podcast, but instead of bros, she’s catering to 40 year olds…and now as their leader she is topless in a weird way because it’s good for the brand..I guess?! Fucking weirdos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gwen Stefani Erotica of the Day

Speaking of Nostalgia, or OLD FUCKING 90s sluts who haven’t got the hint, because BOTOX makes them feel like they are still young and vibrant or worth looking at in slut poses….here’s Gwen Stefani out there marketing some shit like she’s J.Lo. Sure the masculine Orange County singer, is not doing the Kardashian bullshit in influencer style outfits, and is out here in some boring fucking shoot….but it’s still not age approriate cuz these bitches can’t take a hint. You give them 100 million dollars and a huge career when they are younger and they think that shit is forever… I like the mom squat like she’s giving hippie birth / taking a shit since she’s too old to get knocked up again…if she’s even got a vagina….based on her ABS in that Don’T Speak video – who can tell. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwen Stefani Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel Cook Naked Again of the Day

Someone wrote in the comments something Like “I’ll have what she’s cooking”….because her name is Rachel Cook and she’s hot…and I think that’s about all we need to say about Rachel Cook, because the only thing she does or is capable of, or is known for, but barely known for, besides stealing the Rachel Cook name, is that she gets naked for concept shoots that aren’t high concept shoots, but that are concept shoots regardless…even though you can find thousands of this vibe across every aspiring influencer out there. No different but I’ll still encourage her. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel Cook Naked Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paige Spiranac Slutty Golf Tits of the Day

Paige Spiranac is a slutty golfer who I guess is more into posing like a mindless influencer idiot, instead of focusing on producing content around her talent, instead she chooses the tits. Sure Golf got her followers. The actual GOLFING is what baited a lot of dudes in, what gets them excited on her, made them think she’s cool and I guess she uses that to expand her audience and appeal to loser bros that crave GOLF pussy cuz the pussy they got is only into ruining their fucking vibe….you know a good way to get invited out to hang with rich men….but her content is all tits cuz girls are compelled to show tit at any and all opportunity – even if they have more to them… I think that’s a valuable lesson for all women out there….who are more into posing sexually to get jerked off to…than doing cool shit that others can’t do…cuz it all comes back to their need to show tits…the want to show tits…and the conversions tits have on selling products for “sponsors”…instead of focusing on something that you can do – that is cool….it’s weird that women view them like this, I mean if all she did was golf, instead of pose we’d still stare at the tits, it would just seem less obvious or desperate… Either way, some hot golf slit to make you fantasize of dropping your ball in her hole…like it was a birdie…you fucking weirdo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paige Spiranac Slutty Golf Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Krysten Ritter Tits Out of the Day

Krysten Ritter at a movie premiere with her tits out….her milk filled tits….she just had a kid…so her tits are full of milk…like a dairy cow…ready to make ice cream all over her baby daddy’s face…but instead she is at the El Camino Breaking Bad Netflix Movie because the general audience finds comfort in familiar characters and storylines…they just can’t get enough of the shit.. I don’t mind Krysten Ritter, which is saying a lot because I generally hate everyone. Don’t blame me, blame my mother for instilling at a young age that I can’t be out here trusting or respecting any woman…unless she’s making me dinner….or baked goods…because women are just natural in the kitchen..but even with ingrained kitchen DNA….they’ve evolved into this shit….the best chef’s in the world are still men…so that’s the takeaway here…if you want tits or breast milk or babies made turn to women…for everything else there’s men… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITS AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE FOR BIG TITTY KRISTEN DUNST – OR HERE FOR RHEA SEEHORN OR SOPHIA BUSH OR MICHELLE MONAGHAN JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Krysten Ritter Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katy Perry Tits in a Bra of the Day

Katy Perry even with her big tits we all know, including her are her only marketable skill, and with her ass and the rest of her being dumpy as shit, that’s not even that impressive.. I can’t stand her…. It just reminds me of how a talentless hack was able to put on some dumb costume, appropriate the LA hipster scene at the time to build out her poser aesthetic, and create countless hits, that are shitty fucking songs, barely catchy fucking songs, but that went viral regardless, thanks to what we can assume is illuminati, or a business that just knows how to properly manipulate a fucking audience through marketing…. So putting up her shameless use of her tits, now that she’s old and rich and can’t be made to believe she’s a fucking hack, thanks to all that success her talentless ass has had….was almost painful to do…but they are such big tits I can’t help it. My working tagline for the site is “I hate Celebs, but Love Their Tits”….is perfectly represented with this garbage! So here is this garbage….. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katy Perry Tits in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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