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Rumer Willis Titty Rub of the Day

Rumer Willis is celebrating breast cancer awareness month, I think it is breast cancer awareness month, maybe every month is breast cancer awareness month, since breast cancer affect so many women, more and more thanks to all the chemicals and radiation in everything we ingest, that you all should be giving yourself breast exams, and if you’re not into it, I can always do it for you…but I use my mouth..it’s a ancient technique the Mayans invented…so come on over…let’s save some lives.. Rumer Willis, who has been consistently hated on by most sites, is likely doing this to ride some of the attention her mom got last week with her book of lies…I don’t listen to the media coverage but I know that at least two dudes were like “that never even existed, this bitch is crazy”, but I guess Rumer Willis in being Rumer willis only knows how to ride her mom and dad’s wave. Nothing wrong with that, if anything it’s awesome…you never have to work, you can do whatever you want, and if you’re in the mood to rub your tit on social media, the audience will watch cuz they know you exist. So it’s like she gets all the benefits of celebrity all while being absolutely useless…unless you find this titty rub useful in anything but distracting from her weirdo face. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rumer Willis Titty Rub of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dua Lipa Blonde Tits of the Day

Dua Lipa is a youtuber turned popstar who I can guarantee doesn’t fucking matter in the grand scheme of the world, and who is just another fucking placeholder record labels use to manipulate young people into wanting and needing shit that they don’t need. She was big on Youtube, already had audience, already did ground work, why not get her a deal and dig their dirty lazy corporate entertainmeent industry hands up inside the bitch…and they did….and I guess it worked to some extent because I am not a youtube watcher, I don’t know youtubers, and this one has crossed over to this magical disconnected site – so clearly someone is buying into her lies… Anyway, she does slutty things sometimes, like all the Albainians like Jim Belushi, that slut..and I wouldn’t say a selfie like this is all that slutty, but everything is slutty to a pervert like me that has the ability to sexualize even the most minute thing… I guess the real question is how many versions of this casual selfie exist, you know she took 100 but only these got the photoshop treatment… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Blonde Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Slutty for Fashion of the Day

Kendall Jenner for some fashion brand reminding us that the Kardashians and their affiliates are highly marketable creatures, cuz they can’t be human, sent to us from the depths of hell, to shameless sell us products that both pay them a lot of money and inflates their already inflated egos, because ultimately they are being celebrated for zero value, accomplisments, the main one had a sex tape and the rest of them rode that shit to the top of the fucking money pile….because they saw social media was a place to sell to idiots…and they’ve been at it for at least a decade now. Pretty fucking crazy, but the value system in America is make as much money as you can, which is why people like this exist and keep busy making more money they don’t really need, but might as well take, cuz they can. It’s a crazy world to think that this family is the single most important family when it comes to internet marketing…they have that much influence and power yet are zero fucking interesting. This is the hottest of the bunch, unless you’re into 90 year old Zombie men who cut off their dicks….or fat girls in black face, but she’s still pretty shit. here is the video.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Slutty for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaili Thorne Beach Erotica of the Day

Kaili Thorne is still around…She is not an official Thorne, or maybe she is, I don’t fucking know and I have no real interest in keeping track of Bella Thorne’s mother’s vagina, because based on Bella Thorne, it probably smells like fucking shit… I understand that Bella Thorne, in this world of trans being trendy, the tattoo of this generation is eating hormones from another gender…so Bella and her man face, fake tits, unshowered and over the top, annoying content is in for the youth with no taste but that respond to noise and flashy things….has made her very relevant….but that doesn’t mean her mom’s pussy isn’t shit. It just means the mom had a dream for her kids to be famous, and she made that happen instead of parenting them…. Bella claims to have been raped her whole life by her stepdad, which explains her overall vibe…while her mom was jerking off Disney execs…..she started with a Mickey actor from Orlando she met at the airport Hilton and worked her way up. It has been a process to get that florida dream… So…this one is either a sister, half sister, adopted sister, someone cast as a sister who the mom found and thought she could monetize…and she is riding her THORNE name hard…cuz why the fuck not… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaili Thorne Beach Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Area 51 Raid Round Up of the Day

It looks like the raid on Area 51 brought back this alien looking rat , who put on some of Rihannas lingerie. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Area 51 Raid Round Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha is the Worst Ass on TikTok of the Day

This just in – Bebe Rexha is as bad at TikTok as she is at being a popstar. The fat 30 something who had her hand in the cookie jar of the record industry, and clearly in the ACTUAL cookie jar, was able to convince her colleagues to record an album for her. So she created her persona, got her outfits, did the whole creative direction around it, to hit the popstar thing running, not ACTUAL running, she’s more of a sitter…but you know time wasn’t on her side, she was old. The fat thing is only marketable to a certain extent to other fat girls because being an old popstar outweighed being a body empowered fat chick, not ACTUAL outweigh, I mean she’s a pig… Anyway, her old age pop act reminded me of Halloween when all the old girls from the Office get together and dress like Charlie’s Angels or something…you know old girls in slutty outfits being fat and gross but having a good time. Harmless… As it turns out, her TikTok act is similar…like a mom who came across TikTok and felt the need to try it out, only not a hot mom…but a fat mom who can’t seem to drop the baby weight, cuz the cookies in that cookie jar are so GOOD….YUM… The post Bebe Rexha is the Worst Ass on TikTok of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Panties of the Day

Rita Ora is in a diaper for this new photoshoot because she’s a keen performer who caters to as many people she can by producing content for all of their obscure niche fetishes are…. She is the kind of girl who aims to please because she wants this fame thing so bad…she’ll work it harder than any other girl…whether it’s doing media, going on dates with producers, appearances, fucking a Kardashian, going to events..working it for the paparazzi….and using her big tits for attention…..and hard work pays off because she is now famous…..but in order to maintain that fame, or get more famous, you start needing to hit the niches like this baby diaper shit…she should probably try to sell…as the biggest fucking pair of underwear out there….on some Mormon underwear level…making us confused cuz everything else about her screams “SLUTTY”…but these panties scream mom on her period cleaning the bathroom. HERE she is looking dumb at a fashion week event.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hot Halloween SKINfographic Incoming!

The scariest time of the year is almost upon us and Mr. Skin has a treat for all of you skingoria… read more > >

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Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know. I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares… Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Meghan Trainor Not Hot Thong of the Day

Dude… Meghan Trainor neeeds to get a fucking trainer, especially if this is her whole marketing campaign, unless the no trainer is thee key to making this a successful marketing campaign, celebrate being fat for fat girls everywhere cuz trust me, they are everywhere. She is someone I try to never do posts on….in fact I have never done posts on her…but she was a huge viral sensation, literally and figuratively, a bunch of years back….and she’s made a shit ton of money while inspiring other fat girls to finish their sandwich, or pizza, or burger, or cake, and follow their dreams, because if it works out, they will have all the sandwiches, pizzas, burgers and cake their fat asses desire with all that fat girl money… Like ALL girls who want to get on stage, Meghan Trainor, has followed the lead of all the fat empowered girls that have popped up and said it is OK to be a fat girl who gets naked, it doesn’t necessarily look good, but you’re allowed to do it. They make thongs in your size now, so instinctively, as a girl, you must show that thong off.. So her original fat girl song that was nothing sexual, has found sex, because everything is sex, no matter what the size…and that winning at life, can really fully come to fruition with arrogance, confidence to get on stagee to show the world one of the biggest thongs to ever be on stage, an that that’s ok…even though its not. My theory on it is the same as it has always been. If you are a girl of any size, get naked, we’ll look, maybe even fuck you when drunk, or even fuck you in private as long as no one knows…you can as a pervert find something to stare at during the process to get off to…. If you choose to do it on stage, just do it on stage, without it being some cultural event or brave, you’re a narcissist, fat folk can be narcissists and think they look awesome, so don’t make it out to be anyting more than it is, which is alot, at least if you were to weigh it. I guess what I am saying is that it is funny that EVERY girl is compelled to show their ass. I blame or should I thank social media and the black folk the like fat asses and makes these otherwise gross girls feel their hottest. Weird…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Meghan Trainor Not Hot Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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