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Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day

ELLE FANNING is one of the Fanning sisters. The Fannings creep me out. She’s the understudy to her sister Dakota, which basically means she was the backup plan for the stage parents. If you’ve been on instagram – you probably follow a bunch of porn chicks on instagram – you’ll know they hav th back-up account in case the main one gets shut down. When you’re dealing with child stars, you never really know how it is going to pan out. They can grow up to be ugly, they can have mental breakdowns, they can kill themselves or die of some diseases….it is just too much at stake and it is so hard to breakthrough it’d be a real waste if all that work only paid out for 5-10 years….so you need to strategically divert from that bad one to the new one, give the buyer some options, rather than saying no….plus with two kids you can have both simultaneously working making you so much more money than just one…as the stage parent the money goes to you and you can pay yourself out. Maximize profits… Anyway, that’s my take…they aren’t that hot or interesting as a family, but they are rich, dialled in and can speak to your sister-sex-fetish….I mean the dream of men married to the ugly sister everywhere….wondering whether the hotter sister has the same pussy, does she fuck the same, how much is nature and how much is nurture through sexual experiences and is it even cheating cuz genetically they are basically the same person. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day

McKayla Maroney I think the highlight of last week, that your American Olympic gold medalist, who won her Gold Medal on the backs of the black girls on her team in what could argue is some modern slavery, made a comeback with her slutty cameltoe shorts. The victim of the US Gymnastic team’s doctor who used to finger young girls with ankle injuries while their moms who believed in the Olympic dream sat in the other room, you know sexualized at a young age, now sexualizing herself again, because her first round of sexualization happened directly after she won the Olympic medal and became a meme….before the team doctor / finger banger scandal happened…She came hard on the social media, amassed the fans, then tapped out…only to come back, with that fit ass she’s been training for, ready to take on America the way America likes to be taken on…through slutty content masked as fitness content cuz she’s an athlete you see. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day

McKayla Maroney I think the highlight of last week, that your American Olympic gold medalist, who won her Gold Medal on the backs of the black girls on her team in what could argue is some modern slavery, made a comeback with her slutty cameltoe shorts. The victim of the US Gymnastic team’s doctor who used to finger young girls with ankle injuries while their moms who believed in the Olympic dream sat in the other room, you know sexualized at a young age, now sexualizing herself again, because her first round of sexualization happened directly after she won the Olympic medal and became a meme….before the team doctor / finger banger scandal happened…She came hard on the social media, amassed the fans, then tapped out…only to come back, with that fit ass she’s been training for, ready to take on America the way America likes to be taken on…through slutty content masked as fitness content cuz she’s an athlete you see. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Bra of the Day

Rita Ora is so boring with her attempts at being interesting or compelling. She’s barely a celebrity, but thinks that she’s one, thanks to having a record deal, moving to America, fucking Rob Kardashian before fucking everyone else, going to every event, every party, trying to stand out so people know her name, using her tits when all else fails, cuz her tits are great…and becoming whatever it is that she is…. Instead of focusing on good music, great music, music that will define a generation, or give something good to a generation of shit, she focused on selfies, paparazzi, and that’s pretty fucking lame. It’s like “look at me, I matter”…instead of “look at what I contribute to the music industry” letting the people decide if she matters. I am old, and I can’t really be bothered with any of this, but from my perspective she’s a fucking disappointment, an interchangeable uneventful set of tits…. But she is a great lesson in believing in yourself, at least in your ability to titty fuck where you lick the tip, tricks of the trade that really get people helping you get where you are going. She has been boring since she started begging people to notice her, and I guess it’s workde, a lesson in perseverance too…..or maybe a lesson that big tits can take you places if you try. I can’t name one of her songs, but bitch thinks she’s a bigger deal than Whitney Houston and the fans just go along with it…because they are too busy taking selfies to know better…but she’s a popstar…what a joke… TO SEE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kirsten Dunst Titty Bounce of the Day

KIRSTEN DUNST is fucking awesome… I have liked her big tits on a small frame since she first popped up. I liked her big tits on a small frame when she fell apart and looked unshowered and near death. I am sure I said rude shit about her because that is my brand of simplistic, mean spirited humor that is barely clever but always cheap and easy the way I like all things in my life, mainly sex workers… I am into her new show, and even in her 40s, with her new mom body, I find her hot….I mean titties flopping everywhere in what would typically be disgusting….but she just fucking carries it so good. Basically, she’s a fucking legend….and if you know me or the site, you’ll know I rarely celebrate the over 30 crowd, it’s the internet and we shouldn’t be forced to waste or precious perv time on old tired trash…but sometimes, good squeezes through the cracks, like she squeezes into a pair of SPANX, while her menopause squeezes into her cycle and slowly dries her out….or something like that. Here she is at an event with Meth Damon, her husband. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kirsten Dunst Titty Bounce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kirsten Dunst Titty Bounce of the Day

KIRSTEN DUNST is fucking awesome… I have liked her big tits on a small frame since she first popped up. I liked her big tits on a small frame when she fell apart and looked unshowered and near death. I am sure I said rude shit about her because that is my brand of simplistic, mean spirited humor that is barely clever but always cheap and easy the way I like all things in my life, mainly sex workers… I am into her new show, and even in her 40s, with her new mom body, I find her hot….I mean titties flopping everywhere in what would typically be disgusting….but she just fucking carries it so good. Basically, she’s a fucking legend….and if you know me or the site, you’ll know I rarely celebrate the over 30 crowd, it’s the internet and we shouldn’t be forced to waste or precious perv time on old tired trash…but sometimes, good squeezes through the cracks, like she squeezes into a pair of SPANX, while her menopause squeezes into her cycle and slowly dries her out….or something like that. Here she is at an event with Meth Damon, her husband. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kirsten Dunst Titty Bounce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joey King Twerk of the Day

Joey King is some dude who I guess wears women’s clothing, who does women dance, in what looks like a pretty shitty apartment, despite having been on TV, so I assume it’s not his apartment, he’s just there to dance around in slutty girl shorts that you can’t all girl shorts, because the concept of girl is no longer a biological thing, it’s a state of mind man, and that whole binary gender thing, that’s just a construct of the patriarchy to keep women oppressed…and the whole genital thing doesn’t make you what you are…you do…which is a lot like black face but with more mental illness that involves you wanting to cut off your genitals or tits, to make it all seem more real…it is the body modification of the era…when I was a kid…some dudes would get tattoos, others would get their ear pierced…that was the extent of it…this generation are getting pussies made out of their cocks…it’s wild times… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joey King Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Margarita Levieva Nudity of the Day

Margarita Levieva is on Jame’s Franco’s 70s porno show that I don’t watch because he plays twins and that always offends me…but there is nudity on it, if you’re into that sort of perverse thing thanks to giving up on GOD and turning to PORN…… She was born in 1980, so she’s old as shit, turning 40 which is 100 in Bitch years…..but thanks to being Russian from the 80s, in the depth or final days of communism, she may have memories of the rationed breadlines, or not having Toilet paper in her cold water flats….and that builds the kind of character I like in a woman, trauma, that you can just show a picture of that era to, and she goes into FLASHBACK mode, thanks to the TRAUMA, keeping her well behaved…. They say she was a competitive gymnast before going on to star in the films The Invisible, Adventureland, and Spread….I am assuming she started in Soviety Russia, where they saw her and said “not ugly enough to kill off or to train to work in the mines” in hopes they die off so as a country theye only have the hottest soulless manipulativ (russian for mannipulative) women who get what they want out of dumb men….and I guess it worked…cuz for 40…this is pretty good. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Margarita Levieva Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jade Chynoweth Lingerie Erotica of the Day

Jade Chynoweth is some “dancer”, just not the right kind of dancer who can leave a shit stain or period stain on your Khakis for 4 dollars a song, she’s got more of an ego than that…. Apparently, she has a recurring role as Kathleen Nolan on the TNT television series The Last Ship……a TNT reies three weirdos have probably watched, but don’t pigeon hole her, she’s done more than just that, she’s also Odalie Allen on the YouTube Premium series Step Up: High Water because why kill the STEP UP franchise of yearly shit movies for the last 20 years… She’s best known for being Halsey’s back up dancer who she gets sexy with like two college girls making out with each other at the frat party…you know to be relevant and to be edgy and to be wild and talked about and it is all pretty fucking dull to me. Here she is getting gay with Halsey at the Rihanna fashion show.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jade Chynoweth Lingerie Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin or dump truck monster woman brought out her 7 foot tall, 250 pound body into a bikini, because she genuinely thinks she’s a model. Which is hilarious. There was an Alec Baldwin Roast that I am hoping no one watched because comedy is a fucking waste of time. If you are inclined to watch it, I can save you an hour of your life and say that they basically covered everything I say here about Ireland Baldwin, not because I am some innovative thinker, but because her story is basically being called a pig on her voicemail while her dad was raging, that he dipped out and saw as little of her as possible, so he took the lessons learned from his failed family, and started a new one, with a tight bodied yoga instructor to offset the shame and disappointment that is Ireland….I guess it is presented more humoristically, but as sad and dark as it likely is for a young rich kid….who has deep rooted daddy issues leading to titty content like this. This is not a good thing. From shitty tattoos to shitty faces. Forever a shadow of her parents but at least her rent will always be paid thanks to trust funds and such. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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