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Eva Longoria’s Downward Pointing Nipples of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria looks like shit…she’s old, she’s sloppy, but I guess she’s tighter bodied than the Mexicans she hires with their 6 babies as Mexicans do, because she’s got the genetics to be built like a Mexican but she tries so hard to not be a Mexican, she’s a cunt like that…I mean unless when it’s time for her to use it to her advantage like it was Sofia Vergara’s accent..you know that bitch can speak perfect english… That said, on an international level, Eva Longoria is HUGE. People are fucking obsessed with her, they think she’s some philanthropist or superstar, it’s like the David Hasselhoff effect where no one in AMerica gives a fuck about the motherfucker, but the rest of the world just latched on and love that person… Not that that matters, or her and yet another man / husband / it’s not her first…in her bikini looking dumpy and it’s not just me saying that…it’s her nipples…blame the nipples..stare at the vag. The post Eva Longoria’s Downward Pointing Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren is naked for the internet – or for fashion – or for a great photographer who is at the top of his game – David Bellemere – for what is probably LUI magazine – because if you want to make it – you gotta get naked… Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit… She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with… It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible… Nothing is real..but I think her tits are.. The post Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Skinny – mid 30s – mom – Brazilian – Alessandra Ambrosio is on some yacht in a bikini with a bunch of other models, because this is what models do when they aren’t getting paid too much money to stand around in a bikinis or half naked or whatever it is they do. It’s nice to see these women pool their money together to have a fun girl’s vacation – I mean if you can afford it, why not take advantage! Right? I mean there is no way that they are guests of some Billionaire….because they are power women and can pay their own damn bills… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Handstand of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right… I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career…. But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site… The post Emily Osment Handstand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like her version vs the paparazzi version Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players… I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck…. I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Talks About Her Sexy Instagrams

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez, the most followed person on Instagram, has long captivated the world with her exotic complexion, sultry eyes, and stunning figure—though she has yet to go completely nude. (Booooo.)… read more

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Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing sexier than Ariel Winter’s big belly hanging out in some loose fitting shoot – no wait I mean nothing sexy about Ariel Winter’s big belly anywhere…I mean sure she can put the braless because it was rebuilt tit out there hard nippled – so you can really visualize what her new tit looks like – a good activity for people who actually know who Ariel Winter is – because they watched her tits grow on network TV during her puberty… I don’t know if she’s pregnant – or if she’s just a confident chubby girl who doesn’t give a fuck because she’s made it, is used to being put out there, but it reminds me of the drunk, overly forward and out there fat girl at the bar in a crop top making you uncomfortable before you give in a finger her on the dancefloor – because she basically rapes your hand and you don’t know how to say no without making her feel bad… I guess I’m just not into fat chicks. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE…. A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state… TO SEE THE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is not a hot kind of girl on girl kiss. This is not your college hot girls making out in an era where Lesbians didn’t run rampent and girls used to do things like wet t-shirt contests and Jello Wrestling to get male attention or guys to like you…. This is not you porno lesbian with two stripper looking girls making out before having fake orgasms for dudes to jerk off to – and for girls who don’t like dick in porn to secretly think they are naughty for watching – before biting the bullet and fucking chicks…. This is more the lesbians you don’t want to see making out, like girls who look like hipster teen boys, which is a type of lesbian like the fat shaved head in plaid….but not the kind you’d like hollywood starlet you may have liked watching TWILIGHT because you’re weird having… But I guess it’s just a kiss…who gives a fuck…besides the weird jesus people at the RNC who think this is against GOD’s way…. The post Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if this is part of the Suicide Squad marketing, get Margot Robbie out to the beach where we can hire paparazzi to take pics of her, and make sure she’s in a see through bathing suit – because people love nipples in see through bathing suits – I know my high school masturbation was based on one swim day – with a girl in my class wearing white bathing suit – that was completely see through and no one told her…pussy lips fully exposed which was fucking huge as a 16 year old..and that I’ve carried with me until today…where I am older, more desensitized, and totally uninterested in a Margot Robbie, I don’t find her hot, I don’t get why she’s as famous as she is, or booking every movie, or all of a sudden some it girl….but I guess at least she’s not Jennifer Lawrence….even though Jennifer Lawrence has fantastic tits – she’s more annoying that Margot Robbie and her new found, confusing even, fame…. The post Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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