We lost one of the greats this week as legendary comedy writer and director Garry Marshall passed away on Tuesday night. Though he’s primarily worked in the family friendly business for the last two decades, his career is full of films with great nude scenes. In honor of his passing, we present the Top Ten Nude Scenes from Garry Marshall Movies!… read more
Yesterday was Wednesday or as most of us love to call it – “Hump Day”. But I would like to argue that Wednesday’s are no longer hump day. No, hump day will now be any day Kate Upton does this exercise. … read more
Alessandra Ambrosio Fake Titties! With Miranda Kerr using her Australian charm to get some misguided billionaire to buy into her and propose to her so that he can have a real life model wife to himself, one he probably jerked off to when he was coding snapchat on planning his billion dollar project masturbation breaks and he probably is pinching himself with excitement that all it took was a billion dollars and the most relevant app to lock her in – because it’s true love and she’s not a superficial cunt… I figure we should give other old timers with at least one kid from the same company, who weren’t fired some titty attention to their tits as they rock their bikinis…for their social media – still being funded by the brand that didn’t fire them – not forcing them to find tech dudes to manipulate and lock in…. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Tit To Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton humping the air doing some fitness – looking better than she has for a very long time because she knows that she had to get in shape to get back to the top of the charts she was once at. No longer a cocky girl with huge tits – who just assumed her tits would carry her through life, even though they did, coupled with her trust fund of course, because people are fucking basic and get excited when they see tits. Not realizing something I saw the first time I saw her – and that was that “this girl’s gonna get fat, grow fat, be fat”…..and that’s exactly what happened – and she had the ego or confidence to not give a fuck, she still did shoots and booked jobs and got bigger and bigger..until a few months ago, the fat shaming opened her eyes, she got healthy and looks good again – as the better version of herself – sine fitness is a good thing, taking care of yourself is a good thing, being a fat pig a bad thing….so remember kids – fat shaming works. Here’s her Yoga Pants…and her new ass – far less offensive than they once were…. The post Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Wow…Shannen Doherty really knows how to pick up all our spirits with this photo series of her shaving her head due to breast cancer she’s been treating like an asshole by not cutting off her tits – at least that’s what I read somewhere – because I guess cancer is traumatic and you don’t want to jump to conclusions and cut the fucking shit out of you – you want to take treatment that doesn’t cut it out of you and ride it out hoping it disappears… I don’t know anything about oncology – or about breast cancer other than that it is the enemy for targeting my friend – the breast….I know people die from this shit, and it is very possible that Shannen Doherty will die from this shit, so documenting the journey is less about fame whoring and more about therapy…awareness…who knows…I just know it’s not tits, not nudity, not panty flashes, but rather someone you probably jerked off to at least once – fighting for her life – publicing – it’s pretty fucking depressing…but I guess then again, so is life…you know since we’re all dying. The post Shannen Doherty Cancer Downer Slideshow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all – you know that not only can you have a kid that if you are tactical about can become your full time job, put the pressure to earn on them, and if the stars align because of their cuteness or their ability to dance at Disney Auditions thanks to Jazz Ballet classes…you can live the good fucking life…and when she’s over 18 and you’re feeling the burn from spending your earnings you made off of her faster than you thought – now that you’re cut off – and she coincidentally starts doing crazy shit that allows you to institutionalize her and take control of her – she can keep earning for you for decades to come. People rely on her. More interestingly, she proves that you don’t have to be a model bitch with a Victoria’s Secret contract to cold dick, sometimes you can find that rich broken girl to seduce with your dick, so you better have a big dick, that you can knock her up with after a little brainwashing so that you secure – a retirement plan and never have to work again – thanks to the enough money to go around all thanks to this tight enough mom body in a bikini. I am a fan.. The post Britney Spears is a Mom in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora nipple tape is pretty offensive, bold, cocky of her…it’s like now that she’s booked a hosting job on TV, she feels like she doesn’t need to be a shameless exhibitionist, but rather, just imply that she’s an exhibitionist by basically putting a neon sign on her nipples to remind everyone looking that the nipples are there – without seeing the nipples – because she likes to keep a little mystery, now that she thinks she can, instead of just remembering showing her nipples the other day / week / month – we have seen all her nudes …but I guess that was before she was a network TV girl on America’s Next top model….back when she was still prostituting herself to rich guys to give her hit songs…she’s never had….who knows… Maybe she should take the lead from hard nippled Ashley Benson, just don’t take her diet advice… TO SEE THE REST OF BENSON NIPS CLICK HERE Yes, I’m a grown man… The post Rita Ora Nipple Tape VS Benson Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it is important to celebrate Miley cyrus whenever she brings out her character Miley after putting it in storage when she went back to her future husband to live the semi normal life on their pile of money – because like all these other idiots – she is also a media manipulator – totally not authentic – fake tumblr weird – but naked – which makes any and all intentions irrelevant so long as she’s naked… The post Miley Cyrus Still Lives of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .