Forget the body of water, how about the body of Jessica Alba?!… read more
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A Body Of Water Without The Body Of Jessica Alba Is Just Boring Water
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I’m pretty sure she is getting sexier every time we see her. … read more
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Is Léa Seydoux Getting Sexier Every Time We See Her?
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Tagged bennyhollywood, best-ass, celeb news, clips, getting-sexier, katrina-bowden, Sex, Sfw, TMZ
I believe, in my heart of hearts, that Katrina Bowden has the best ass on the planet!… read more
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Olivia Wilde, better known as Olivia Cockburn, something that people have got mad at me for saying, even though it’s her fucking name, she’s just the kind of girl who rebrands herself knowing that Cockburn has limitations, especially to someone who has actually had his cock burn on more than one occasion, we call it Chlamyds in the inner circle….of STDs….something her belly and I guess her career clearly makes me think she’s very familiar with… She’s in the kitchen with her worst kind of STD…ripping apart her body, but probably not her vagina, she’s already been there and many men have come and gone from there, that it’ll just crawl out of her eventually and she can go back to making shit movies. Dudes like her, so here she is… The post Fat Olivia Wilde in the Kitchen Where She Belongs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Fat Olivia Wilde in the Kitchen Where She Belongs of the Day
Kate Beckinsale may be old and I may hate old chicks – but she’s one of the few old chicks who is still magical….she’s a mom with a teenage daughter – yet she still looks like this – something you sometimes see leaving YOGA studios…but it’s rare…. Her body is thin, maybe it’s angles, maybe it’s good DNA, maybe it’s some science experiement gone right….maybe it’s being a rich kid, living the good life, experiencing very little stress in her life – but stress is relative, some of these bitches who have never starved don’t realize what starving is and breaking a nail causes life fucking breakdowns….but whatever it is is good… I mean, we’re not looking at her stomach, or her ravaged vagina, so maybe this is tricking me and the nerds to keep on believing….and keep on believing I will do….but unfortunately, the reality of 40 year old women I fuck with is that they are not anything like this….and are a lot too fucking real but they aren’t Kate Beckinsale… The post Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tagged beckinsale, Bikini, mexico, old-chicks, reality, Sexy Stars, Sfw, stars, these-bitches
Ava Sambora is so marketable, yet she does the instagram hooker approach to modelng….I don’t understand how that happened, or why it happened, or how she is so disconnected with the simple steps it takes to get instagram famous, something they all want…when her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad is Bon Jovi’s right hand, both who have a pile of fucking money, they can use to help her produce good quality shit.. It’s like why pull the HADID and be a respectable model, when you can just be like Brooke Hogan or fucking whoever else had money and fucking failed at making it work because she went for trashy instead of gold, even though all of it is the fucking same and equally fucking trash… I believe in Ava Sambora…she will turn this around…ideally onto all fours so I can see more of where her asshole and pussy meet…my favorite seam on any body.. The post Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day
Gigi Hadid titty grab fro Vogue..because Vogue is high fashion, class and elegance….where titty grab pics happen…but they aren’t like the stripclub or porno magazines….it’s VOGUE and GIGI HADID is a rich kid, cut from the finest arab cloth in the depths of Los Angeles….where morals and values take priority….over vapid, superficial shit… This is like when your lord and savior TRUMP gives a thumbs up / gun hand signal at the RNC pointing at his wife, like announcing to his boys that he gets to fuck her, or in a “check out her tits” kind of way…it’s trashy…because rich people are trashy….they fuck hookers and do trashy things…it’s just in a nice setting so it seems ok…but they are trashy… Now I like trashy, I live for trashy, and seeing Gigi Hadid trashy in Vogue contributes to her troll that is her career so I approve…which I know is something she seeks…drunkenstepfather’s fucking approval…as if she even knows this site exists…she doesn’t have to cuz I just stare at tits. Her tits..or in this case tit. Here she is for Tommy Hilfiger – Also classy… The post Gigi Hadid Titty Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Gigi Hadid Titty Grab of the Day
I guess the good years are over for Irina Shayk and she did what had to be done by getting pregnant with Brad Cooper and his stupid swimming goggles – because she’s pushing 30 and it’s fucking time to breed. In Russian whore years, 30 is grandmother aged….and when you got a good A Lister that caters to your ego and has the fun lifestyle you like…you take that sperm and you make it stick…or maybe she’s just been eating at a lot of restaurants…either way, this is not the Irina Shayk I once praised as the hottest fake model around….this is a new monster and I miss what was…a reminder that we all get older even those of us with SOULS….because they are Russian… The post Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day
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Apparently there was a Tara Reid / Jenny McCarthy fight on her radio show… Tara Reid is Amazing, I mean mainly amazing because she’s not dead – yet looks like some kind of walking corpse – the kind of body any necorphiliac in trianing, you know – the kind of person not quite ready to fuck a dead body would like – and I’m sure based on her level of skinny that she probably doesn’t have much energy to resist or thrust back…and if anything sticking your dick in her may end up with her uterus all over your dick – like she was Courtney Stodden after her miscarriage we can assume was never a pregnancy – because fame whores are disgusting…but not as disgusting as Tara Reird’s body training for some zombie apocalypse straight to NETFLIX film she’s been preparing for the last 10 years of her life – by being dead on the inside… and dead looking on the outside… The post Tara Reid is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Tara Reid is Amazing of the Day
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