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Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day

Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines, It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for. And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown… Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to. The post Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst’s Best Work of the Day

I don’t know why seeing Kirsten Dunst struggle in a tight parking spot – brings me a lot of joy….but it does… Is it her ass in shorts, or her grey skinned legs, or the fact that she’s skinny and half dead looking – but still has massive tits that are holding her back from getting out of her car after parking like an asshole or if it’s just the asshole in me who likes when assholes end up in asshole situations like this…locking a person into their spot, or locking themselves in with a dumb parking job -when they were getting their nails done or something – it’s like a reminder that people are inconsiderate fucks – especially rich and famous people on a schedule and the struggle applies to everyone – but maybe the passenger of that care won’t care when they know that KIRSTEN DUNST – superstar did this not that they’d care… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst’s Best Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stop What You Are Doing And Look At Olivia Wilde

Okay, everybody needs to stop whatever they are doing and look at Olivia Wilde and her stunning baby bump. Damn, you talk about one hell of a stunningly beautiful woman. Olivia Wilde, I speak for everyone when I say I would hate to live in a world without you and Instagram. … read more

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Aline Weber by Gilles Bensimon for Maxim of the DAy

Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but she is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into porn, but into naked hot chicks…making her purpose that of pornography, but her career not one in pornography… So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan..and portuguese speaking. This is a shoot for Maxim, a magazine that is on a revival after struggling during the internet era that made magazines irrelevant, and they are taking the LUI magazine approach of hot pics by great photographers of hot girls who aren’t just gutter fame whore, but rather actual models.. It’s basically what Playboy is trying to do and failing at – because we only care about Playboy for the nipples, it was always high quality – except the trashy 2000s…. where as these pics for Maxim are actually edgy and maxim pushing concept from Maxim who used to produce crap….evolution…. The post Aline Weber by Gilles Bensimon for Maxim of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Getting into a Car of the Day

That is one sloppy ass for an 18 year old…a sloppy ass you’d think she’d be ashamed of – but it’s not that era – it’s not the era of having shame – or being shamed – it is the the nudist / selfie / no to body shaming / be body positive / exhibitionist, especially when your parents whore you out. It’s the era of obesity being celebrated, hormones in the food, laziness and sitting on screens all day….so moon the fucking world – it makes you feel good about yourself – And the funny thing is that dudes are into this girl and are probably jerking off to this, like it’s hot and not like it looks like it belongs to a 40 year old mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Getting into a Car of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dani Mathers is a Cunt of the Day

No one actually gives a fuck about Dani Mathers – who claims she’s a Playboy Playmate – but that shit doesn’t exist anymore and when she was a Playboy Playmate it was in the tail end of the Playboy Playmates, when Playboy Playmates barely existed – and she might as well be the reason they ended the Playboy Playmate – seeing as no one gave a fuck about her – or her average at best looks and lower than average talent – seeing as all she’s done is Playboy and rode that hard. She probably makes a solid living off her instagram to protein powders, skinny teas and other low level shit that allows her to maintain her life as a prostitute to rich people…that’s what these Playboy playmates do to really make the money…and I guess part of maintaining that low level fame – and audience – is going to gym.. So when this cunt, who probably does a lot of fun things with her cunt for the right rich guy, was at the gym, she actually snapped a woman in the lockerroom – and dissed the fuck out of that woman…EVIL… You know I’m the kind of guy who makes fun of these shitty bitches with their filler faces and their shitty tits living their shitty lives – and everyone thinks I’m so bad – while I know that at their core these women are garbage and egos who talk shit about all other women – it’s what girls do….not that I ever talk about Dani Mathers, but when I see this shit – I get mad. I love that this busted face prostitute trash thinks she is some goddess…because like porn sluts even when they don’t porn….I mean she probably doesn’t really look into things that deep…I love that she is saying she accidentally posted it, that it was part of a private conversation where she was dissing some chick at the gym – invading her privacy because that’s the caliber person this trash is. She blocked me on instagram long long ago…but that doesn’t influence me in thinking she’s a garbage bitch..let’s hope she gets arrested because when I take videos of people in the changing room – I get arrested….what the fuck… This is the biggest thing she’s done – before today no one knew who she was – and now people do….who makes fun of regular people, what kind of broken bitch does this…oh this one… The post Dani Mathers is a Cunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora – Panty Flash of the Day

Rita Ora wanted to demonstrate to the world how she became Rita Ora – by lifting her skirt, but she’s not that desperate now – she’s already Rita Ora – so she can do it with her panties on….it’s just to show you she’s still got what it takes to make her way in this very complicated world of entertainment… She was signed in 2008 to Roc Nation by Jay Z – in efforts of creating a new Rihanna – and 8 years later – I can’t tell you one Rita Ora song, but who needs songs when you can live the good life, the celebrity life, the going to events and exclusive places….sure it’s not being Rihanna that she hoped she’d be – but she’s still her own person with her own money – who fucked a Kardashian – and Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift…you know networking for romance… This is her hosting America’s Next Top Model – because she’s fashion or maybe famous and not doing much…. Not bad for a Muslim woman in a Muslim world. Not getting stoned for her slutty, harlot, heathen, infidel ways…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora – Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Roberts Looks The Best In A Ruffled Bikini

Knowing nothing about fashion, especially women’s beach wear, I can’t help but notice that the ruffled bikini seems to be in style right now. Emma Roberts is the latest celebrity I have seen wearing one. I have the strangest feeling at the end of the summer, we are going to figure out which celebrity wore it the best…. read more

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Kylie Jenner Channels Her Inner White Girl for Allure of the DAy

This is the whitest that white spray tanned Kylie Jenner has ever looked. I guess her facial injections are and tan to look like Kim K are fading – she’s going back to what she was born to be – average at best – awkward even – chubby white girl the black guys fuck – but based on her father, I doubt being anything she was born to be is in the cards… Here are some very important pics of her from her instgram / snapchat with her new face.. The post Kylie Jenner Channels Her Inner White Girl for Allure of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Believe In The Magic Of Kelly Brook's Boobs

So, odds are this bathing suit that Kelly Brook is wearing is a regular, run of the mill, off the rack bathing suit. There is nothing special about it whatsoever until Kelly Brook put it on. Then it became a magical cleavage and side boob baring bathing suit…. read more

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