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Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brazilan bikini model Ana Beatriz Barros just got married in Mykonos – which means that all the other Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model old timers had to show up, because it’s how fake friendships prosper… I assume this is the video of her demonstrating the Model Retirement Pension by marrying some rich guy…love is such a beautiful thing…..isn’t it…especially when set in a lovely setting…and the person you’re marrying is a fucking billionaire…you know…an actual billionaire named Karim El Chaity…not bad for some poor as fuck Brazilian who happened to be tall and hot…good fucking play…all it took was some strategic placement and boom – love….rich as fuck love…. I guess the more interesting thing with destination weddings – possibly where they met or where they first fucked on some chartered cruise – or somewhere they think is romantic…. OR – maybe because it is where Lohan celebrated her Billionaire fiance trip….classy…. But their hot model guests, even when barrel chested, old and washed up…get into bikinis…while waiting for the big day…GLORIOUS….Adriana Lima still looking good….probably with a billionaire of her own – because millionaires are not for Victoria’s Secret models….too poor for that pussy admission fee. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Simpson went on some Couples Retreat to French Polynesia – where she got to show off her mid 30s fat girl tits in a bikini….and it spoke to my soul…I mean the way she’s bushing out of her top like a mom of two who was once 250 lbs before getting paid a million dollars to lose the weight – all sloppy and delicious – looking like she could suffocate on them, or at least have sleep apnea because of them, in a moderate but sex as fuck disability…. I don’t know why, I blame fever, alcoholism, early onslaught dementia or a lack of a mother but the last month I’ve been obsessed with monster tits, which often times come on monster sized women, and with every monster tit pic I see I think “those tits are big enough, we need more tit, let’s go back to the tit”…a natural tit so big it’s gross…is a direct line to my penis even though my penis needs an extension….if you know what I mean – if you don’t – you were clearly never a receptionist… Yes. I talk receptionists when looking at big sloppy Jessica Simpson fat girls tits she kept…it adds to the fetish. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day

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I figure I should just do content on 1990s celebrities because the young youngs are all on social media and they get their news and tit pics from not going to some blog where some asshole pervert makes garbage jokes about vaginas while referencing real life sex stories that even I don’t want to revisit….not that they’d even get that far in the content….they don’t read…they know how to double tap / like/ scroll…it is the A.D.D. generation of self indulgence, self love, narcissism and everyone on a selfie mission for fame…not that I blame them, they are told that being famous and liked makes you a valid member of society, I mean I write this bullshit for no one to read, there’s something pretty fucking weird in that, more weird than a selfie of me at some awesome place doing something awesome with awesome people… Trying to make sense of humanity, celebrity, fame, Britney Spears, the fact that her parents could sell her out to the world…it’s so dark and twisted and money motivated… But staring at her ass in a bikini promoting Perfume, because everyone wants to smell like Britney Spears – at least of her pussy – on our dicks after trying to K-Fed her..it worked out so well for him…. Some toxic floral scent that licensed her name, not so much, maybe the B.O., Cheetos, unshowered scent for the fetishists…but not some Private Show perfume… The promo video’s alright though, she looks hot…I like the Hump the wall, push a lever that turns a red light on…I mean…it’s so Britney…I feel like I am in her medicated puppet mastered mind…make that money girl you got mouths to feed.. The post Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Stan Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexandra Stan is a Romanian popstar / singer – which in and of itself sounds pretty comedic, because I visualize a bunch of gypsies with a trained bear that balances on a circus ball to divert you so they can rob you – but apparently – she has an actual video that people have viewed becaause she’s hot… She also has heart shaped nipples – possibly a tattoo – I’ve seen it on strippers, definitely weirdo shot…and here are some of those pics of her out meeting fans or something…nipples or heart sticker on nipples out on full blast..I like it….Romanian pop music and the cam girls they recruited is everything… The post Alexandra Stan Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Never Fucking Stops…of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is the most powerful woman in media – the Oprah of her generation – which is unfortunate seeing as Oprah went to school and worked up the ranks of woman in the media – where as Kim K just put out a sex tape… The whole world finds her a superficial, vapid, useless, filled up with black cock kind of rich, lazy pig…yet people tune into the show, follow their story, watch the dad die after defedning a murderer – and the step dad become a woman all while the mom spends her days figuring out how to whore out the kids…something we can assume this one will do – because clearly it’s all she knows. I try to not post their nonsense – yet I always post their nonsese…they are caculated demons from hell that penetrate our brains as black men penetrate them. The worst – but also the weirdest shaped – how is this a human? The post Kim Kardashian Never Fucking Stops…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa Dog Shit Erotica of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I think picking up dog shit is the responsible thing to do in a city as a dog owner – I always find it amazing or funny or pointing and laughing worthy when I see hot diva looking girls do it…..you know I pick up my dog shit like the low level Mexican that I am…and as an obese men with no flexibility it’s pretty comedic…but when a vapid polish girl who could have been a housekeeper but instead because a sugar baby prostitute to a rich man – who wears designer clothes – the trashiest designer clothes but still designer clothes – and has a staff of Mexicans because that’s what these girls do – but I guess all that changes when your shitty show you were on for free because you positioned your prostituting “model” into relevant person…you’re forced to pick up your dog shit yourself. Tough times, nice enough fake tits…they have done her well….but not that well because after all the glory we are both the same- shit picker uppers and late night downers to help us sleep with all this pain…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Joanna Krupa Dog Shit Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton’s Ass in a Dress of the Day

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Paris Hilton may be in her mid to late 30s but like any superficial Beverly Hills rich kid – she knows the value of looking good and staying skinny. It’s a superficial world and you are what you present yourself as which in Paris’ case is a sensationalized overrated dumb blonde with a sex tape who talks in baby talk to be cute who above all is not fat and willing to show you because it’s how she markets herself. I am convinced she owns a percentage of Kim Kardashians empire because I’ve heard she’s a brilliant business person from a global hotel brand stock and not some bootleg sugar baby and lawyer daughter that is Kim K, and even if she’s not getting her 10-20 percent off the top, she’s still able to leverage that international brand name that is her last name for Arab men who pay her to go to their parties – it is status and probably a biohazard….at least in the pussy range… She still looks good to me…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Paris Hilton’s Ass in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton Bikini for Alton Sterling of the Day

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Social Justice Warrior Mischa Barton – who everyone forgot after the OC ended – leaving her with all the time and money in the world to do what made her happy – self medicating – to the point of rehab stints, a DEATH WATCH where we were convinced she was going to die – and then the fat years….all out of the public eye until Dancing with the Stars happened, and she got fit..maybe even sober…allowing her to pose in a bikini on a boat to express gun control, the future president and all things political about the state of America…because from a yacht…it’s pretty clear what changes need to be made for America to be less annoying for the rich… With all things political…and about guns, AMerica is mad at Mischa for this – to the point she deleted it but the internet remembers all things…..ironically not Mischa Barton…until she does things like this… I guess supporting ALton Sterling, calling the cops pigs in a bikini is cute…sexual…sexy but I just miss her cellulite ridden legs…what’s with this muscle tone…sad… The post Mischa Barton Bikini for Alton Sterling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Loving 30 Year Old Lohan in a Bikini of the Day

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I am still celebrating Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. The big 3-0… She’s haggard -and amazing….but not overly fat and Her tits are awesome…so she’s doing just fine! I just pathetic enough to be Trying to figure out her pussy mound / pussy definition is awesome – even a mystery because that’s the first thing I look at in any bathing suit situation….and I am not too sure what I am looking at but I feel like it may be heaven – a shit stained, scabby, heaven…..my queen.. To see the rest click here The post Loving 30 Year Old Lohan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Famewhore Bella Thorne is the New Lohan in a Bra of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is the new Lohan, not broken or haggard yet – but still has red hair and exploitive parents still not quite at her peak and really could be just a splash in the pan we don’t remember – but there is still hope she gets one hit role to support her hit Instagram where she uses her tits to get hits in a subtle but obvious way – which will make the crash far more enjoyable…. But I don’t mind spending two seconds a day or less paying notice to her antics my life is dull and empty – might as well fill up on junk food like this…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Famewhore Bella Thorne is the New Lohan in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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