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Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day

Yesterday….I posted pictures of Adriana Lima in a bikini while in Mykonos for one of her model sister’s retirement party/ where her model sister was securing her retirement package by marrying a billionaire…something other models never miss because they love a good party, they are models…and more importantly they like seeing the less famous Brazilians come out on top financially due to love…it reminds them of the Brazilian sex trade they escaped but still touch on because modeling is hooking.. Well, my friends at Mykonos TV got some amazing footage, not from a critical point of view, you know because I’m a film historian / art critic / have the natural ability to spot talent and good production value…being an uneducated hater of all things…. But because it’s authentic paparazzi, it’s some dude getting 100 feet away from her and sneaking a video on his phone while she splashes around all boring as fuck….but still in a bikini.. It’s the creepy shot stealing that MAKE me feel alive….in a world of zero authenticity, everything posed, nothing organic or just happening…even snapchat – designed to be live action – is posed and people take 40 snaps before posting the perfect one… We are surrounded by lies…but one thing that is real…is that Lima is Aging..oh and that she’s at the beach in Mykonos being filmed unsuspected…brilliant! VIDEO ONE! VIDEO TWO! The post Adriana Lima in a Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day

I don’t find Dakota Johnson hot or interesting, I’m sure she’s fine, but she’s just so average looking and boring looking, it doesn’t due her third generation spoiled Hollywood brat justice… She’s filming 50 Shades of Grey’s Anatomy…because she’s a survivor…a true story of overcoming adversity….and the struggles and challenges of being third generation Hollywood. You know she could have tried to be an instagram model, but she’s too old, she could have died of a heroin overdose at 15 or 16, because being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, is enough to make her rich and annoying… But I guess she’s still rich and annoying, but likes to keep busy while following or continuing the family scam as the third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”… She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by becoming her own name getting in 50 Shades of Grey….we call the struggle of being family friends with producers, casting agents, directors, and having gone to school with all of them… Either way, she’s tanning topless in the new movie, the sequel. Racy. 50 year old women who work as Walmart greeters and who soaked their panties reading these books in their shitty small town trailer park homes…are probably dripping to see this….everyone deserves to cum sometimes, you just happen to take that to the extreme with your chronic masturbation. It’s the only thing you got going for you. The post Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day

Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me… Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video…. The post Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Cleavage in a White Dress of the Day

Ariel Winter isn’t cute…she’s got a silly troll face, troll body, a little chubby thing with big tits even after having her tits cut off.. I do not see the appeal at all, but I guess people are emotionally attached to shitty personalities they watch on TV, you know watched grow up and go through puberty – like the creepy fucking neighbor watching from across the street as kids grow up…only to show up at her 18th birthday with an erection in hand saying “I’m ready for this, I’ve been waiting for this all your life, literally”..because not all perverts want to be sex offenders… Her panties were flashed… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Cleavage in a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Cleavage in a White Dress of the Day

Ariel Winter isn’t cute…she’s got a silly troll face, troll body, a little chubby thing with big tits even after having her tits cut off.. I do not see the appeal at all, but I guess people are emotionally attached to shitty personalities they watch on TV, you know watched grow up and go through puberty – like the creepy fucking neighbor watching from across the street as kids grow up…only to show up at her 18th birthday with an erection in hand saying “I’m ready for this, I’ve been waiting for this all your life, literally”..because not all perverts want to be sex offenders… Her panties were flashed… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Cleavage in a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits… She also wore a white dress – TO SEE PICS OF HER TITS IN A WHITE DRESS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits… She also wore a white dress – TO SEE PICS OF HER TITS IN A WHITE DRESS CLICK HERE The post Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick…. I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo. The post Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk Wimbeldon Fight of the Day

Here is an amazing video of Irina Shayk showing some emotion, as a Russian this is a huge deal, they don’t have feelings beyond “CONQUER”…and conquer she does… I mean we can look at this and think he said something that hurt her, and that she’s crying, but being a diva bitch from Russia, all high maintenance as Russians are, knowing her ex was winning the EURO CUP like the homo hero he is, this could all just be over her wanting more ice in her water to which he’s saying “really”… I find this a nice reminder, that women, are a special species, which doesn’t make me misogynistic, but the feminists will think I am, but I guess they haven’t dated women – and don’t understand the wrath or how tyrant they are…like they never grow up…and are always 5 year olds throwing tantrums…to which you make-up and fuck, then have it all happen again… I think Misogyny should be renamed – HETERO..relationships especially with spoiled brat hot chicks…we know this feeling…all of us know this feeling…a feeling I call even hot chicks can be a pain in the ass. The post Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk Wimbeldon Fight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ESPN Body Issue Gives Us Perfection

Each and every one of us has a “perfect body type”, that body type that always drives us wild. And while each of us define perfect differently, one thing we can all agree on is the athletes in the ESPN Body Issues are truly perfect. … read more

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