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Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day

No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this… So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright. The post Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day

No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this… So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright. The post Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Possible Nipple of the Day

Kylie Jenner proved that her tan is fake, her coloring is painted on, and that she’s not a black girl, half black girl, or an Armenian…you know because she’s created an ethnically ambiguous face thanks to modern science and fillers…and by ethnically ambiguous – I mean barely human, more like a cartoon, that coupled with all her photoshopping, makes for a sketch of a human and not an actual person….it’s weird.. But one thing she hasn’t modified yet is apparently that she’s got herself some white girl nipples – all pink and puffy and flashed on her snapchat like whores do…and it’s not her fault, it’s a family thing…it’s a born into a brothel thing… Here’s her sister no wearing a bra – because why not..maximize the over exposed garbage family.. The post Kylie Jenner Possible Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning Needs To Do More Movies That Involve Bathing Suits

So, after staring at these Instagram posts of Dakota Fanning in a sexy swimsuit hanging out with her friends on a boat I can’t help, but wonder why doesn’t Dakota Fanning do more movies that have her in bathing suits? … read more

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Dakota Fanning Needs To Do More Movies That Involve Bathing Suits

So, after staring at these Instagram posts of Dakota Fanning in a sexy swimsuit hanging out with her friends on a boat I can’t help, but wonder why doesn’t Dakota Fanning do more movies that have her in bathing suits? … read more

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Christen Press’s Ass for ESPN Body Issue of the Day

Christen Press is a Soccer Player..who I guess is going to the Olympics and who ESPN could use for their body issue to offer something remotely sexy, since most pro athlete women are monsters….with really big legs…ready to eat your soul thanks to the roid rage they have from performance enhancement drugs that were calculated properly as to not I don’t watch sports – but I do think strong ass, strong legs on a bitch is hot, because I am the opposite of an athlete and like the women who ride me to have the endourance to keep me interested, not that I deserve to be ridden by any girl – but if we’re gonna have sex – I’m not going to be able to get through 5-10 thrusts before passing out – so now I look for fitness, versus crackwhores too lazy to run… The post Christen Press’s Ass for ESPN Body Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ever Wonder Where Emily Ratajkowski Got Her Fantastic… Looks?

Every single one of us is made up of some genes from our father and some genes from our mother. Sometimes it can be hard to tell what we got from each parent, but I think we can all see what Emily Ratajkowski got from her mother. She’s got some huge… strains of genes. … read more

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Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day

I know you’d assume that Madonna’s daughter couldn’t possibly have nipples, like every human that hasn’t had a mastectomy has….because Madonna is some slippery snake, who tricked the world into thinking she was some Lady Gaga artist of her generation with pop songs and glamour- all sexed up that spoke to the ever loyal and passionate gays – who helped carry her geration to generation since the early 80s….but apparently she breeds humans…latina humans…who don’t wear bras because no one wears bras – this is the selfie / instagram / self involved / porn generation…bras are a sign of the oppressive past, except for the 60s and 70s when no one wore bras, or the 80s when bras didn’t have underwire… The post Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day

I know you’d assume that Madonna’s daughter couldn’t possibly have nipples, like every human that hasn’t had a mastectomy has….because Madonna is some slippery snake, who tricked the world into thinking she was some Lady Gaga artist of her generation with pop songs and glamour- all sexed up that spoke to the ever loyal and passionate gays – who helped carry her geration to generation since the early 80s….but apparently she breeds humans…latina humans…who don’t wear bras because no one wears bras – this is the selfie / instagram / self involved / porn generation…bras are a sign of the oppressive past, except for the 60s and 70s when no one wore bras, or the 80s when bras didn’t have underwire… The post Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Butt Shot Pose of the Day

I see you arching that lower back on your party boat… On your knees with the bathing suit bottom jacked up her ass – in the best way she could… Her stretch marks are smoothed out – because the world photoshops themselves like a bunch of misleading liars who crave being famous and live their life trying to get famous – because when they aren’t famous they fell inadequate and when they are famous, like Ariel Winter, they are just trying to get a sense of normalcy by whoring out like the rest of the people on instagram – a porn site – that doesn’t market themselves as a porn site – even though all I see is sluts in slutty pics…because tits get hits… From child star whored out by her parents, to trained by whore Sofia Vergara, to having big tits that pervert dudes liked watching grow up, to now working on promoting her ass – ON HER KNEES…without the round face to distract….this is just weird…. It’s a shameless but shot, but why, bitch gets paid and is on tv..the whoring should be for those trying to get on TV… But I guess this “empowered by being a whore”…is universal and applies to those who are rich, those who are poor, those with fans and those who want fans – in some basic HUMAN behavior… In other creepy child stars in bathing suits on boats news – here’s some DAKOTA FANNING…not quite slutty enough for her own post – but still in a bathing suit on the boat – so trendy. The post Ariel Winter’s Butt Shot Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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