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Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty… That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips… She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing… I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day

I don’t know who Tom Hiddleston is, but apparently he’s a big action star in action movies who is now getting action in public by or from Taylor Swift, as part of her master plan, because a bitch this famous only participates in contrived and strategic things. She was recently in a fake relationship with Calvin Harris. that I assume is contrived garbage that involved a lot of contracts because everyone she fucks is a puzzle piece in her master plan, because at her level, with all the money her name and her sex life makes her…on a career made on love and survival into new love…very relatable emo shit…that makes her come out the hero, the survivor the “you go girl” girl… So it would make sense that she hire an actor for this play..to divert from anything that could reflect badly on her, like that she’s a cheater, or a terrible person…because you know…and I know…and we know…she is… The media is lies, but one thing that is for sure is that Taylor Swift loves penis in her twat, she just builds a storyline around it – to make it less slutty – in a world where an empowered woman can’t own her slutty because it may destroy her brand – of hopeless romantic – even though that’s all bullshit. Yes. I just analyzed Taylor Swift being a slut in public for her fans…who feel her sadness…nonsense… The joke in all this is that Calvin HArris is pissed about how things are playing out – and unfollowed Taylor Swift, Deleted their posts together, tweeted “It’s about to go down”…and even unfollowed her brother Austin…because that’s what insecure DJs do when their girl’s disrepect them in public like that – but dude makes 100 million a year and should remember to NEVER DATE THE A-LIST – NEVER DATE THE A LIST – they are the fucking worst…go for the C-List broke bitch…my god…who fucking cares about Taylor Swift…how could you be into anything about her – if you have your own money and career and don’t need her for what she’s good at…making money… He’s been posting Rihanna pics, because I guess they have a song together and he’s trying to get the revenge – but it’s all so fucking dumb…glad I wrote about it…but I prefer staring at Rihanna tit .. The post The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day

I don’t know who Tom Hiddleston is, but apparently he’s a big action star in action movies who is now getting action in public by or from Taylor Swift, as part of her master plan, because a bitch this famous only participates in contrived and strategic things. She was recently in a fake relationship with Calvin Harris. that I assume is contrived garbage that involved a lot of contracts because everyone she fucks is a puzzle piece in her master plan, because at her level, with all the money her name and her sex life makes her…on a career made on love and survival into new love…very relatable emo shit…that makes her come out the hero, the survivor the “you go girl” girl… So it would make sense that she hire an actor for this play..to divert from anything that could reflect badly on her, like that she’s a cheater, or a terrible person…because you know…and I know…and we know…she is… The media is lies, but one thing that is for sure is that Taylor Swift loves penis in her twat, she just builds a storyline around it – to make it less slutty – in a world where an empowered woman can’t own her slutty because it may destroy her brand – of hopeless romantic – even though that’s all bullshit. Yes. I just analyzed Taylor Swift being a slut in public for her fans…who feel her sadness…nonsense… The joke in all this is that Calvin HArris is pissed about how things are playing out – and unfollowed Taylor Swift, Deleted their posts together, tweeted “It’s about to go down”…and even unfollowed her brother Austin…because that’s what insecure DJs do when their girl’s disrepect them in public like that – but dude makes 100 million a year and should remember to NEVER DATE THE A-LIST – NEVER DATE THE A LIST – they are the fucking worst…go for the C-List broke bitch…my god…who fucking cares about Taylor Swift…how could you be into anything about her – if you have your own money and career and don’t need her for what she’s good at…making money… He’s been posting Rihanna pics, because I guess they have a song together and he’s trying to get the revenge – but it’s all so fucking dumb…glad I wrote about it…but I prefer staring at Rihanna tit .. The post The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day

Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury… So CUTE!! Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious… Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AND BOYFRIEND WHO ISN’T ME CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day

Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury… So CUTE!! Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious… Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AND BOYFRIEND WHO ISN’T ME CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant at 100 of the Day

The end of an era maybe – a revel in modern science maybe – an image of survival, making it, never too late to get what you want….inspiring….Jennifer Aniston potentially pregnant…in a bikini…in the Bahamas…because she’s finally decided to pull it off… I was always under the impression that she missed her window of opportunity, that she was too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess there’s someone out there for everyone, willing to take the chance by busting insider her assuming she won’t get knocked up because she’s old…because they’re married so why the fuck not, that’s what people do….take the risk…even if it’s 20 years too late.. I used to get a kick out of her milking her nipples, but not literally because no one ever knocked her up, but figuratively in everything she did, because her nipples were always hard…I used to wonder why she was cast as a babe or love interest even though she was pushing 50 but I was more into her not being able to keep a man around long enough to give her babies… The two theories were that she was a horrible high maintenance bitch – who they didn’t want to stick with for 18 years or maybe she didn’t want to have kids because shes the kind of pragmatic narcissist who didn’t want to accept her age and reproduce…until just before it was too late…which is now…you know, don’t let a baby ruin me…while I’m still running the scam kind of thing. If you’re not a mom, you can have the illusion that you are still hot, you can still make money, you can still be the narcissistic twat you obviously are, where you just have to wait until the last minute to go for having a clone in your image. The post Jennifer Aniston Pregnant at 100 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day

Victoria’s Beckham is probably pretty big in Hong Kong, but she’s not very big anywhere else.. She’s thin, she’s got a hot body, and in terms of the Spice Girls, she’s manifested into the character she played as a spice girl, of rich, snobby, skinny and pretentious cunt…but more importantly, has aged the best of any of the Spice Girls, I know because I am an obsessed fan who watches their every move….thanks to social media – not because I actually care… So she was part of this hot shoot – despite being old a mom of a bunch of kids…and it is worth looking at, staring at and remembering that if you find a girl obsessed with you, who marries you and makes you babies, always cheat on her and let her catch you, it’ll keep her more in shape than these other girls who just have all this Spice Girl money and egos, who think they can just let things slip – because they are Spice Girls… What I am trying to say is…How much I like these skinny legs…which is enough to ignore that she’s old as fuck… Sidenote – in 1997 – I jerked off to the Spice Girl’s first video… The post Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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"The Neon Demon" Red Carpet Shines Bright

When a film is about aspiring models, you know the cast is going to filled with some of the beautiful women in the world. The Neon Demon didn’t let us down in that department, but also gave us a bit of a bonus with one incredibly beautiful red carpet. … read more

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Pretty Little Liars Boss Previews Ezra’s Past And How It Affects Ezria’s Future In Season 7

Marlene King talks to MTV News about “Pretty Little Liars” Season 7, Ezra’s past coming back to haunt him, and one character’s “secret” relationship with Charlotte.

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Vote For Your Favorite Nick Jonas And Camila Cabello Ship Name

Nick Jonas and Camila Cabello from Fifth Harmony aren’t dating, but that minor fact isn’t stopping fans from shipping them.

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