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Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alanna Masterson is the Scientologist in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alanna Masterson, she’s friends with a bunch of celebrities, all of whom are Scientologists, not that there is anything wrong with that, I wouldn’t know if there was anything wrong with that, I have zero interest in learning about it or watching the documentaries on it, I feel like religion is a crazy concept and anyone who is into them – is equally nuts – or in need of some sort of moral guide – otherwise they’d fall off into drugs or sex addiction or showing their big fucking tits on the internet…which would make sense since narcissism is obsessed with joining Scientology, it must pander to their egos…. I don’t know if she acts normal, or in movies, or if this is an act, but her half brothers are Danny Masterson and the older brother in Malcolm in the middle…and now I know she’s got tits…because I’m staring at them… I think she’s had a kid, or is pregnant, which could be why the crop of this pic is titty up, I am such a great investigative journalist… The only reason I know she exists is because there was a time when she followed me on instagram – true story….but then I fell off…I think Lohan followed me too..then she fell off… I guess what I’m trying to say is tits all around us….tits everywhere…tits.. The post Alanna Masterson is the Scientologist in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell Intentional Panty Flash and Others in Toronto of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was an event in Toronto, or as Drake has branded it “THE SIX”, which as far as Canada is concerned is an amazing city that I would live in if I wasn’t so lazy. The girls are hot, the city is bustling, the dive bars populated by sluts and they have a yearly father’s day event called the MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS, now branded the I HEART RADIO AWARDS…. I know you don’t care about me – you can’t stand me but years ago, I was able to get press passes to this event two years in a row, I am thinking it was 2005 or 2006. I don’t remember the first time that I went at all, but I remember being there….then in 2009 I wasn’t able to get in because I called the Vice President of Communications a racist cunt…. so I called a few favors from a girl I was fucking with big titties and somehow got into the VIP area – which was catered and had an open bar…. I ended up holding Fergie’s hand while her security pulled her from me….it was romance…then at the after party, I fondled Lady Gaga’s ass in fishnets and I saw Perez Hilton have get beat up by Will.I.Am Black Eyed Peas…and the next day woke up to do an Interview with Ryan Secrest about Perez being beat up, who hung up on me when I said my blog was called DrunkenStepfather.com…and depressingly enough, that was my peak…. I didn’t care it was on this year, but I guess these whores had to make an appearance…and here they are…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Ashley Benson was also there… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Lucy Hale in a Tight Dress.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Hailee Steinfeld was also there TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Intentional Panty Flash and Others in Toronto of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anais Pouliot is a French Canadian from a suburb 20 minutes out of Montreal, the city I live in for legal reasons… She didn’t spend that much time working in montreal, or hanging out in montreal, or being my friend in montreal calling me to grab a salad for lunch, or maybe hit a model fitness class, like Pilates or Hot Yoga…but she still came out of this place…and her french trash family still lives in this place…and just because she’s gone to New York and done one or two shoots for Victoria’s Secret….doesn’t mean she’s not that above ground pool, Poutine eating, stripper who got away…and just because she kind of made it in America…I know, at her core, she’s still french trash and has erratic anal sex on the first encounter as French girls do… I assume she’s at the tail end of her career but still has those french legs and unlike most French Canadians with hard bodies I know, doesn’t have that hard smokers face by 30 – because she escaped that fate for Luxury… I also find local whores who make it in the world lost opportunity I’ll never get back – because there was a window in their career where I could have manipulated them into sex…because in case you didn’t know …Paula Abdul follows me on Twitter – along with 13,000 people, like we’re our own small down…touched by the leader, out god…the illustrious medicated choreographer pop tart in her 90s… Here she is in a magazine for some local content, even though she probably has her green card like an islamic radical…you Americans just hand them out. The post Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anais Pouliot is a French Canadian from a suburb 20 minutes out of Montreal, the city I live in for legal reasons… She didn’t spend that much time working in montreal, or hanging out in montreal, or being my friend in montreal calling me to grab a salad for lunch, or maybe hit a model fitness class, like Pilates or Hot Yoga…but she still came out of this place…and her french trash family still lives in this place…and just because she’s gone to New York and done one or two shoots for Victoria’s Secret….doesn’t mean she’s not that above ground pool, Poutine eating, stripper who got away…and just because she kind of made it in America…I know, at her core, she’s still french trash and has erratic anal sex on the first encounter as French girls do… I assume she’s at the tail end of her career but still has those french legs and unlike most French Canadians with hard bodies I know, doesn’t have that hard smokers face by 30 – because she escaped that fate for Luxury… I also find local whores who make it in the world lost opportunity I’ll never get back – because there was a window in their career where I could have manipulated them into sex…because in case you didn’t know …Paula Abdul follows me on Twitter – along with 13,000 people, like we’re our own small down…touched by the leader, out god…the illustrious medicated choreographer pop tart in her 90s… Here she is in a magazine for some local content, even though she probably has her green card like an islamic radical…you Americans just hand them out. The post Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Justin Bieber Falls Through a Trap Door On Stage of the Da

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Biber was in Canada performing for a group of obsessed fans, because despite everyone hating the motherfucker, they seem to really love the motherfucker…hits songs, sold out shows, he’s not the child star you’d want him to be, you know killing himself in his hotel room forgotten….we can blame social media for that. But we can thank social media for Justin almost dying on stage, you know someone got beat up by him and his angry little brat fists, because no body tries to kill a BIEB, especailly not a staffer who you know did it on purpose… I like to think of this as a demonstration on what his dick did to Selena’s Big Pussy, or maybe Selena is behind this…or maybe it’s just a way to get the sympathy of the people, who would really prefer if it involved a head injury – since dude needs a reset… I guess what I am saying is there’s something magical about someone walking with this kind of attempted swagger…trip and fall is masterful..organic…authentic and real….unlike everything else about the motherfucker…. The post Justin Bieber Falls Through a Trap Door On Stage of the Da appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff’s Jet Blue in Bed Erotica / Prostitution of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how much Jet Blue paid Hilary Duff for this brilliant at that I know makes you want to fly Jet Blue, maybe even that New York / LA flight we can assume Hilary Duff got for free, or maybe she got 100,000 dollars for the post…or maybe more – because that’s how famous people work – they are puppets with an audience they promote their bullshit they get paid stupid money to do..when we know her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16… In this case, it was zero effort, inflated lips, bright selfie…that has nothing to do with airplanes but has everything to do with making you want to cum on her big lips and wonder – why she wasn’t sucking on a banana – a little breakfast to make it fucking count…but her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16… Maybe you’re not into her cash grab but more into her grabbing her friend’s tits… The post Hilary Duff’s Jet Blue in Bed Erotica / Prostitution of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Driver and Cyclist Brawl Naked Euro Fan Dance Girl Asked to Prom Falls Off Horse 79 Year Old Drives into a Store Irish Fan Chant about Sexy Wives Girl Fight Ends with Tumble Down Stairs… Jewish Dude Gets Punched in the Face Girl Pees in Aquarium Robber Punches Clerk…. Heron eats a Gopher… Kid Falls in the Zoo Exhibit The post Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Driver and Cyclist Brawl Naked Euro Fan Dance Girl Asked to Prom Falls Off Horse 79 Year Old Drives into a Store Irish Fan Chant about Sexy Wives Girl Fight Ends with Tumble Down Stairs… Jewish Dude Gets Punched in the Face Girl Pees in Aquarium Robber Punches Clerk…. Heron eats a Gopher… Kid Falls in the Zoo Exhibit The post Tourists Watch Couple Have Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is the softer featured version of Khloe Kardashian, she’s still a big monster, and was actually raised by Khloe Kardashian, because at the time the rest of the family was busy being hot and relevant, but no one wanted anything to do with Khloe so they put her on baby sitter duty… That was before they learned about modern science and the advances in facial injections and waist training, that can take an otherwise fat chick and give her a waistline and jacked up lips… She’s got the poses down, the angles down, as she culturally appropriates the Carribean slave culture with her braids…because she’s white as fuck, but looks ethnic as fuck, because either the mom was fucking other people than Bruce Mom, or because if you invest time in the production that is your look, to this level of over produced…making her look like a doll, and not in a good way, more the bootleg kind you’d find in a creepy perverts basement made with old meat stappled to some human shaped thing… I am not a fan of her look, her face, her body, or the fact that every tween thinks this is hot, or relevant….leave your house and go to a party – they all walk around looking like this – in tight dresses with jacked up faces…and bad make-up…with this illusion of pornstar, ethnic chick, despite being white…it’s fucking weird…it’s everywhere…and people buy anything she sells…and I guess the new style is wearing bikini bottoms up around her fucking neck… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Body Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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